DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[thebigdream]

>dark spirit

 

[Raven-621]

He’s still crutching on the fire longsword after all this time lmao

 

[FormerPro]

1:02

Fuck the begging and pack rips and diapers, you'll never convince me anything is funnier than this genuine simpleton playing games in the stupidest way possible.

 

[HackerX]

Is there even a market for that? What are they even for?

Something related where you use the code to get a worthless JPEG or some shit. Maybe a digital card? Who knows.

However, the real question is how he'd obtain bulk codes outside of simply ripping open boxes. As people from the thread have looked into, when those codes are sold in bulk, they're typically provided online. (i.e., no paper or shipping, just lines of text on a word doc.) Has anybody been able to find where he could have purchased these? Otherwise, the dude just be rippin' through packs off syra

 

[SilkyJohnson]

Low support and a massive seethe sesh about Kino Casino. The makings of a great "Morning Show".

Recording 2026-07-02 .mp4
Fuck the begging and pack rips and diapers, you'll never convince me anything is funnier than this genuine simpleton playing games in the stupidest way possible.

It will never fail to amaze me that he fully believes he deserves a regular income for this.

 

[shekelshoah666]

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Fuck the begging and pack rips and diapers, you'll never convince me anything is funnier than this genuine simpleton playing games in the stupidest way possible.

He is getting close to crinkling out on DS2. He has been knocked off like 3 times and raped by invasions and now he is coping about how he is bored and just wants to get to the fun parts of the game.

 

[Pickle Man]

Is there even a market for that? What are they even for?

You can used the codes to open packs in the Pokemon TCG mobile gatcha game.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't even care about the fact that this dude gets emotional over video games as a good form of art can garner emotions out of someone, it's just the absolutely bizarre choice of stuff that he gets teary eyed over like capeshit or literal children's games while games that are actually meant to have a strong emotional impact he either sits there like a gargoyle occasionally glancing at the chat, or makes a really dumb joke that shows he's not invested at all.

Spiderman 2 cry was the funniest. Yeah, it was a cute scene about Grandpa getting lost and reminiscing, but it's the epitome of a throwaway sidequest. And how would Phil relate to it? How "Twitch Guy" bought Kat out of Subaruman's house? Phil talking to 17 year old fangirl Leanna?

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

dogshit content as usual.
he is going to die with a controller in his hands playing rollslop 1/2/3 and he is still going to suck at it.

his verdict from all the struggle -> ds2 not a real rollslop. 1 & 3 are the real ones.
chatgpt-style takes.

 

[Iron Hamster]

His booster seat doesn't work in the front.

Never heard b'booster seat' used as a euphemism for penis.

He's teasing tonight's game as something very "emotional" and Ur_Future_Dentdad mentioned crying when he played it the other night. Are we going to get a crying Philip tonight? In his diaper? Crying in his diaper? Which is full of poop?

Oddly prophetic.

So either he's lying now because he's too scared to leave Renton and wants to look like less of a bitch

We know he's a proven liar so.............................

Watching live right now too, Phil legit is crying with tissues and being mercilessly mocked for it lol he is losing it , the diapers finally broke him.

Look up 2 replies.

He really tried on like he was crying? But he told us already the game was "emotional." Who the fuck is going to fall for this one? Whats even the point? It's not organic. You already know what's coming all you're doing now is dabbing a wet hanky at your eyes and making a sour face. I can't tell whats more pathetic. Pretending to cry because you think thats what you're supposed to do, or actually crying.

Only way it's real is if he suddenly realized Linda changed his diaper just before he left for Washington.

 

[00R-Gundam]

If dsp actually had contacted andy to partially ask for workouts. I like to think that in his dented mind, you get bigger muscles by just lifting weights and disregard eating habits and things like increasing weight and adding repetitions and creating a habit. The point of lifitng is to always have a counterweight, always have it "heavy" so that your muscles will actually "tear" and regenerate in such way that will make new layers and thus getting bigger muscles.

In Dsp mind he thinks that doing simple lifts with like 10lbs dumbells will magically get him buffed and think that just eating protein by itself will help him get bigger when in reality you have to adjust protein intake in accordance to your weight and body and have it be "healthy" protein and not just protein bars and call it a day.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

This DS2 stuff really is a cool refreshing oasis in the snortex after endless, endless babygame handholding

 

[spacko]

dsp in the gutter with the dark mod could be fun especially since he cant work out how to keep his torch lit getting down there. some dent will probably spoil it by telling him about flame butterflies

This DS2 stuff really is a cool refreshing oasis in the snortex after endless, endless babygame handholding

he's being handheld through ds2 as well despite it being his third playthrough

 

[PopularMediaToaster]

Low support and a massive seethe sesh about Kino Casino. The makings of a great "Morning Show".

It will never fail to amaze me that he fully believes he deserves a regular income for this.

He's a KING! He doesn't need to justify himself, he doesn't need to EARN it, he doesn't need to explain.

He stands in front of us, and our wallets are supposed to fly open and pay the King's Tax.

This is really what he TRULY believes, this is his religion. He is his own God.


SO LETS RIP SOME PAAAAAAACKS! Wow a shiny Pikachu, this is worth 4 bucks on ebay! So cool!

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

he's being handheld through ds2 as well despite it being his third playthrough

Yeah, but handholding in souls slop doesn't stop him from getting spanked hard like it does in other games

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Yeah, but handholding in souls slop doesn't stop him from getting spanked hard like it does in other games

Especially when LTG and Cammy invade him constantly, no amount of guides will help him with overcome them.

 

[spacko]

cheater turned off the dark mod lmaoooooooo

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

Recording 2026-07-02 .mp4
Fuck the begging and pack rips and diapers, you'll never convince me anything is funnier than this genuine simpleton playing games in the stupidest way possible.

Same energy as Mauler and MetalCommander's stream of the game where to prove how bad DS 2 is, they ran past every single enemy in the Tower of Flame because they deemed fighting fodder to be time wasting and they ended up dying to the accumulation of said "fodder" while dodging the dragon, or wanted to show how easy it was to cheese the Dragonrider with the small platform by falling off the small platform and dying 5 times.

 

[Phíloden- King of Denthan]

Maybe he's not lying (heh) about being on GLP1's; he's too big of a retard to use injectables. But he could be using a fat absorption blocker like Alli (Orlistat); an over-the-counter diet supplement that's being sold on Amazon.

Side effects include oily stools, anal leakage, gas with oily spotting, urgent bowel movements, and stomach pain.

Explains the diapers, tbh.

Im no doctor, but I worked with a dude who wore a shitbag bc he had crones, dudes mother was a helicopter parent something fierce too. Maybe its a similar scenario.

 

[Jersh Moon Muppet]

Same energy as Mauler and MetalCommander's stream of the game where to prove how bad DS 2 is, they ran past every single enemy in the Tower of Flame because they deemed fighting fodder to be time wasting and they ended up dying to the accumulation of said "fodder" while dodging the dragon, or wanted to show how easy it was to cheese the Dragonrider with the small platform by falling off the small platform and dying 5 times.

I never understood the complaint about Ds2 having hordes of enemies. Tactically it makes sense for the enemies to jump the solo enemy.

But stupid dents like phail dont want to work for his level. He just wants to beat the game now! Now.! Now!