DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Has he ever at any time alluded to the fact that he might have to get a job?

The five year plan last time he visited his parents during the Kat Marriage Arc was that in five years he'd pivot to something steady if he was still having money trouble.

I believe that was BEFORE the bankruptcy.

 

[JayseeDenton]

The five year plan last time he visited his parents during the Kat Marriage Arc was that in five years he'd pivot to something steady if he was still having money trouble.

I believe that was BEFORE the bankruptcy.

Ooof, how long ago was that?

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

He is too insecure about crying

Not only crying, he's insecure about having ANY emotions. I guess he has that warped idea of reagan-era manhood where men must show no emotions to anything.

Or maybe it's more immature than that and he's scared he'll get bullied for being emotional about a game ?

 

[LieLieFyre]

I really only know DSP from KC and hearing the name float around a few times waaaay back in the day so i'm curious. Has he ever at any time alluded to the fact that he might have to get a job? Even in the sense of "Guuaays! If i don't get donos this week i'm going to have to get a real job!"

The way he talks it sounds like he doesn't realize this is how life works. Like he thinks the donos just have to come in one way or the other and he's just annoyed they're running late.

Anybody who can play videos games at even a decent level can do most $15/hr jobs no problem. He could make a few hundred a week just working 3 days and combine that with his twitch earnings.

How long until DSP gets a job?

howlonguntildspgetsajob.com

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

The artist for Rimworld made an "official" DSP character. He can't patch it into the game, but he said that he's happy to share the assets for someone to mod it in.


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a run of solo survivor start with him having alcoholism, masochist, gay, and egotiscal trait would be funny.

 

[Caliph of Abu Baka]

Ooof, how long ago was that?

I recommend reading the Lore Summary in this OP (incomplete), it should give you some insight.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I really only know DSP from KC and hearing the name float around a few times waaaay back in the day so i'm curious. Has he ever at any time alluded to the fact that he might have to get a job? Even in the sense of "Guuaays! If i don't get donos this week i'm going to have to get a real job!"

The way he talks it sounds like he doesn't realize this is how life works. Like he thinks the donos just have to come in one way or the other and he's just annoyed they're running late.

Anybody who can play videos games at even a decent level can do most $15/hr jobs no problem. He could make a few hundred a week just working 3 days and combine that with his twitch earnings.

He's deathly afraid of human interaction if it isnt his chats. And he is still terrified of those. You have to watch a bunch of Phil to grasp how truly socially and mentally stunted he is.

He's good at manipulating other social outcasts. Its his only skill.

He would move back in with his parents or move into low income housing while claiming disability before he'll ever get a job.

Maybe the diapers are evidence for his future claims.

 

[Zyklon C]

Ooof, how long ago was that?

It was actually a ten year plan and if I remember correctly, he discussed it back in 2019.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I really only know DSP from KC and hearing the name float around a few times waaaay back in the day so i'm curious. Has he ever at any time alluded to the fact that he might have to get a job? Even in the sense of "Guuaays! If i don't get donos this week i'm going to have to get a real job!"

The way he talks it sounds like he doesn't realize this is how life works. Like he thinks the donos just have to come in one way or the other and he's just annoyed they're running late.

Anybody who can play videos games at even a decent level can do most $15/hr jobs no problem. He could make a few hundred a week just working 3 days and combine that with his twitch earnings.

with the amount of money that retards throw at him, getting a job a few days a week would be costing him money.

 

[Zyklon C]

with the amount of money that retards throw at him, getting a job a few days a week would be costing him money.

Given that he has fewer marketable skills than the average Amazon warehouse monkey, that's undoubtedly accurate.

Unless, of course, he opens a sandwich shop.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Unless, of course, he opens a sandwich shop.

He'd open up an italian restaurant but Kat has seemingly entirely broken him of his Authentic Italian Style Sauce.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

So does Phail never leave his home?

EVER? Never ever? Not even to take out the trash?

I think he does to some extent to buy groceries but it's very limited likely in fear of running into Viscant or Jaha.

 

[Comma]

Spoiler: Original

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

DIAPERED
FILLED WITH OESTROGEN
BEGGING
CRYING
BBC OBSESSED
SISSIFIED

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Big ups to Poems on Twitter for this...

Phil mentioned that he talked to Khat, I mean who else will he talk to, the corner demon, and he explained to her like the child she is, does she REALLY wanted the GabeBox, and she decided "No." Like the big man Phil is, he let his reservation go.

Which is interesting, because why is soulmaid making business decisions? It's not like she has voting power on Burnell Productions and is a major shareholder. I thought you were a big man, Philliam.

Also, if Khat wanted a GabeBox, why can't she use her own money for it? She works...unlike her roommate.

 

[Hugh Keevins]

Not only crying, he's insecure about having ANY emotions. I guess he has that warped idea of reagan-era manhood where men must show no emotions to anything.

Which is made even funnier by the fact that he has zero emotional control. He can't control his anger. He can't control his crying. I assume growing up that rather than deal with an emotional Phil, his parents just ignored him, which has led to the pathetic mess of a man we see today.

 

[Love Is Blue]

Jenna using diapers was subtle foreshadowing to the Pampers Arc. Bravo to this season writers, they deserve a raise.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

The fact that this goblin has somehow monetized cleaning out his fucking closet will never not be insane to me.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Every time he describes cleaning out his closet and putting on vests as a "party atmosphere" I am reminded all over again just how far gone this man's sanity is.

 

[RacistComputer79]

The artist for Rimworld made an "official" DSP character. He can't patch it into the game, but he said that he's happy to share the assets for someone to mod it in.


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This is the one character who makes "ate without a table" a realistic sounding mood debuff. I think DSP would have a permanent -20 mood debuff.