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Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets
She's definitely back at her parents after being told not to bother coming back next semester. It's the best explanation for her suddenly not being broke and yet still seething, and all her recent "situation has improved" tweets
Her parents are separated now right? I'm gonna guess mummy
If she's back with one of her parents then it's more likely daddy. Other sex parents are more permissive and I suspect mummy is more willing to call her out.
Given that men's lungs are about 10% larger than women's (even in two people of the same height and weight), I wonder if Vicky was googling male normal values and applying them to herself. I'd bet if her lungs were in a man, it would be cause for alarm.
Her entire life spiraled because she had a crush on a gay guy and couldn't take no for an answer. Insane.
Vicky's retweets are pissing me off more than usual, probably cos I'm tired and in a bad mood but whatever.
First, do you know what actually makes you live life to its fullest potential? Being good to yourself and others. You can travel the world and get 5 PhDs and if you're an areshole who noone wants to be around your life will be much emptier than if you had decent human relationships.
Fuck this attitude to trauma.
Vicky sure hates it when her doctors, who probably don't half ass it but have no time for munchies, don't give her the attention she thinks she deserves. So why is it OK for her to half ass things?
I don't hate this one its cute as fuck, where do I go to cuddle this exact dog?
Oooh boy have we got a treat today. Covering every one of Vicky's favourite essentials -- we kicked the day off with some good ol' munching, now we shall enjoy a couple more treats covering Ana Victoria Markhoff's trauma-inducing friendships, pestering doctors until you get what you want, dangerous opinions that encourage young teen girls to pump themselves full of hormones, tranny genocide, and... ooh, I shan't say, you'll just have to read it to the end.
First up is some more clarification on that one time she genuinely thought coming out as a pooner by blurting it out was a good idea. Vicky's ex-friend, if you're out there... kudos for cutting contact right off the bat
Next, the usual "keep wasting the doctors' time and resources so you can get your fix of attention because you have no other purpose in life otherwise"
Something about how it's important for you to rush into a permanent and life-altering decision as a young girl and take those hormones NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW or your life will be MISERABLE.
This particular post makes me both angry and sad, man.
I saved the best one for last (the tweets were in chronological order but let's just pretend I did). I admit I've probably overhyped it LOL but it brought me great joy to read this tweet.
How the turntables. I thought we were clowning on (generative) AI, Vicky.
I saved the best one for last (the tweets were in chronological order but let's just pretend I did). I admit I've probably overhyped it LOL but it brought me great joy to read this tweet.
No personal experience so forgive me if wrong, but don't most modern accessibility devices use AI? I know at least apps for insulin pumps do. Obviously now every search engine seems to offer an AI summary of your query results we all use it anyway.
What is the difference, morally, between an AI accessibility option and a mechanical one like her power chair? Can she prove to us that no persons intellectual property was taken without their consent for every component of her chair? I doubt it. She's depriving people of jobs by not using a palanquin (though I'm sure she'd love to). Someone invented the wheel, maybe multiple people at roughly the same time, do all their ancestors get royalties from her?
Also the various lift/delivery apps were very early adopters of AI. No one on the doordash diet has a leg to stand on, and that's not just if they lose it due to diabetic neuropathy.
EDIT because I don't wanna ping the thread for a nothingburger: Yet another tweet where Vicky feels like whatever internal argument she's got going on in head head is worth publicizing.
She loves flip-flopping back and forth on whether she's a master at masking or obviously autistic (read: obnoxious). For instance here's a past tweet where she claims her "autism" is so obvious everybody thought she was already diagnosed.
"I'm always reminding people I'm autistic and they really go "sure jan"...
This refers to people she interacts with in real life.
when I realized I was autistic in 2021 my autistic friends' responses...
The "autistic friends" she refers to here are online mutuals who were surprised that a munchie pooner hadn't already added ASD to her oppression stack.
So, real people roll their eyes at her fake autism, because Vicky seems to think "autism" means being completely fine and normal until you occasionally do something ~~quirky~~ and ~~neurodivergent~~, like enjoying music, or dyeing your hair, or wearing a vest, or not wanting to talk to people when you're tired. Her online "friends" accept it because that's what they think autism is too.
Having scanned through Vicky's old tweets recently - the major cause of arguments in the house was Vicky being a cunt about masking, which as we are not in peak covid any more, she would have less supposed authority to do- and the issue of her using the stair lift at all hours of the night, and noise it caused.
To repeatedly fetch snacks, ofc.
Sugary snacks that were the only thing she could eat actually! And her hours of wake vs sleep were part her suffering!
The stairlift is mentioned many times in her old posts, it seems to have bubbled up into a huge row due to her not taking any of the complaints with any grace. Made all the more amazing by the fact that she could have at any time got up to walk.
If they don't live in a be-Stanna®'d house any more, that would be a major cause of tension gone. Idk. I wonder if despite her huffing online, she's reached the point of genuine humility enough for the apology and/or demonstrable commitment to being less of cunt, that would be nessecitated in order to get her wheels in the door.
I think she has visited at holidays, post Florida fall out timeline? I reckon there's a fair chance she'd show up "for summer break" with what she can carry, and quietly ditch her trashed room in NY and hope noone says anything and... just stay. Maybe count on inducing some kind of medical crash episode whilst at the family's just to muddle up the details, get back onto the bookswith the local medical providers, etc
LOL
Fat.
My fave genre is where she talks very sternly about what commands she is going to give her underlings
I’m pretty sure she hasn’t seen her parents since then. She tried calling her dad once to get him to be her guarantor at a lease, which he wisely declined lol.
I’m curious about whether she sees her brother, though. He does live in NYC as well, but she barely ever mentions him. I hope he’s seen through her shit as well, but since he’s some kind of gender person as well, he might not have.
ETA: I can never use "as well" in a post again since I used it thrice in two sentences. FML.
I wonder if despite her huffing online, she's reached the point of genuine humility enough for the apology and/or demonstrable commitment to being less of cunt
Words cannot describe how much I love the phenomenon of "lazy online fatties solemnly diagnosing themselves with restrictive eating disorders the moment they are touched with any suggestion of remorse or restraint for their gluttony."
It's so perfect. Always so earnest, so concerned that they are about to drop dead of anorexia nervosa if their BMI drops below 52. And their audience is utterly forbidden to do anything but gravely nod along and agree that the wheezing, voluminous landwhale is in danger of starving to death if she doesn't treat herself to her sixth doordash of the day.
Once again, Vicky truly sustains us with the milk of the lolcow gods.
I dunno. Most big festivals in Europe have special seating for disabled people, often with an air-conditioned tent behind them, priority parking, jumping past the queues at the gate, basically a VIP ticket for a regular ticket price. There's seldom any need to prove you're disabled. I can just see Vicky using her "disabled" status to poon her way to the front and lord it over the peasantry. Of course she'll bring the powerchair and park it in front of someone who is genuinely disabled, blocking their view. Then it will either run out of battery or get bogged down in the mud and that will be everyone's fault but Vicky's, of course.
I don’t know, these people love to talk about airlines destroying their wheelchairs and how they can’t fly anywhere because of the risk. I doubt she’s flying anywhere and if she is we’re gonna hear A LOT about it
Vicky might have realised no one is going to do her music for free. And the totally normal situaiton where you need to rebuild your strength to play if you've taken time out is actually evidence of her being sooper sick and this is rehab. She wants lessons but I get the impression she is more after PT type stuff, but from a guitar teacher. I don't think that's how that works.
She wants to date, but to meet someone in a "meet cute." Do these even exist outside of films? And masking is mandatory. Because obviously getting intimate with someone is not going to be really fucking weird if you're both wearing masks.
Moving to New York should always be on a whim. Isn't applying to a uni and then moving to the city its in pretty much the opposite of a whim?
Life if being ridiculously good to her, most people as useless as her would not be able to live in one of the most expensive cities in the world for years.
Of course she would. Except that a a power chair user how would she climb the empire state building?
Vicky might have realised no one is going to do her music for free. And the totally normal situaiton where you need to rebuild your strength to play if you've taken time out is actually evidence of her being sooper sick and this is rehab. She wants lessons but I get the impression she is more after PT type stuff, but from a guitar teacher. I don't think that's how that works.