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Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets
I'm kind of surprised Vicky actually came out and talked about her negative test results. Seems like in the past she has either failed to mention negative results, or obfuscated about them. Maybe she was getting sick of her IgG4-RD era already, and wants to move on?
Also, idk as we only have her word to go on but didn't she NOT have cancer and actually some auto immune thing? Or maybe she did have cancer and Vicky molded it into her story where notcancer is very much cancer and visa versa.
But yeah, seems like most of Vicky's latest munchie narrative was driven by the fantasy of having almost the same type of illness as Halsey omg she is just like me frfr. But she clearly wasn't getting the reaction she hoped for. Perhaps her rare disease was just too rare, or she got burned too bad when she tried to compare it to cancer? Excited so see where she goes next!
It's worth noting hers was a TEDx talk, not a TED talk. (archive)
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Yerh, I'm wondering if daddy paid whoever set up the event for it under the table to juice her college application, since she clearly wasn't an intellectual powerhouse but it's expected that kids in this strata go to high level universities
Hey Vicki, since I know you read your thread: maybe it's time to consider that all of your doctors are right, and you have FND caused by the psychological impact of your failure to launch. I know it would feel really painful to accept that your illnesses are psychogenic in nature, especially because it would mean you'd basically wasted several terrible years of your life seeking a physical diagnosis for a problem that was "in your head" all along. But it would also be the first step toward living a life you could be actually proud of someday, instead of a life where you could only be proud once you've got a diagnosis in hand that you can wave at all the haters and doubters.
During the spiral she had after it turned out she wasn't dying of a rare disease, Vicky said something like "it wasn't a good answer, but it was an answer."
I think it would be psychologically quite painful for her to accept she has FND and whatever physical ailments she has now are byproducts of pursuing conventional diagnoses e.g. any mobility issues she has now are from using a wheelchair she doesn't need, her endocrine system is cooked because of abusing prednisone.
Even if she somehow DID work herself through that realisation, she still has to contend with the fact that if she wants to be successful it will require her to develop her work ethic and learn how to take criticism from others.
Vicky is lazy both intellectually and physically. She also has a deeply ingrained reaction to criticism to push back and invent an excuse that shields her from accountability (I'm not lazy, I can't study because my vision is blurry. I didn't miss a deadline, I had to be in the hospital.) In a 16 year old these are bad tendencies teachers and parents must work hard to keep from becoming habits. In someone who is almost 30, they're more or less parts of her personality.
Vicky finds herself in the situation that many drug addicts find themselves in. She spent her teens and 20's pursuing a destructive lifestyle, and now as she considers getting clean she has to do so as a full grown adult who has missed out on the formative experiences that foster and develop maturity.
Nope, not any closer to accepting it’s all self-inflicted and FND.
I think she’s panicking. She was banking on this fancy disorder to bail her out of failing college once again, but it didn’t pan out. Now, there are no excuses.
It might dawn on someone else that they’re fucked, but Vicky’s like a damn Duracell bunny chasing a diagnosis, proving yet again that a true cow never learns.
Awake at 3:42 AM thinking about nepo baby Willow Smith:
Sad.
I don't think that's why.
Yuck.
It's so funny the thing she says about "the advantage of this disorder having been identified." MASTERFUL use of the passive voice, there, Vicki. Identified by...you. The advantage of YOU identifying it this way is your ability to retcon your life.
God I feel awful for any healthcare professional who has to deal with her. Even trying to get a clinical picture of her must be like pulling teeth
So what are your symptoms: well it started when I was in hospital and doubled my bodyweight in a few weeks, was temporarily unable to speak and the doctors run all the tests and said I was normal, hey do you think I can sue for malpractice?
And when was this?
Oh when I was born, do you think it's related to my super rare genetic condition?
I've no idea how nobody has beaten her around the head with a banana board across all the time she's been wasting hospital time and resources
Can someone please explain to me how one is both “bisexual” and “asexual”? Doesn’t the former mean you feel sexual attraction to both men and women, and the latter mean you don’t feel sexual attraction to anyone? So….you’re attracted to everyone but don’t want to have sex with anyone? Sounds confusing.
Can someone please explain to me how one is both “bisexual” and “asexual”? Doesn’t the former mean you feel sexual attraction to both men and women, and the latter mean you don’t feel sexual attraction to anyone? So….you’re attracted to everyone but don’t want to have sex with anyone? Sounds confusing.
Can someone please explain to me how one is both “bisexual” and “asexual”? Doesn’t the former mean you feel sexual attraction to both men and women, and the latter mean you don’t feel sexual attraction to anyone? So….you’re attracted to everyone but don’t want to have sex with anyone? Sounds confusing.
Lol, Vicky is moping.
Considering that NYC is having rather a moment, I think she's admitted defeat.
Is she going to move to texas and be a dishwasher in a diner?
If I was her I think I'd actually have to do a total disappearing act in order to be able to (not) face the shame of both failure and the awkward nessecary step of springing out of my wheelchair to do the dash, etc.
If Victoria finally fails out, then it's not a day too soon. It's ridiculous how long she's kept this NYC student larp going. There are people who actually want an education to take her spot.
But the question is where she'll resurface. I think her economics have always been shrouded in a bit of a mystery. Could she be moving back to mom or daddy?
If Victoria finally fails out, then it's not a day too soon. It's ridiculous how long she's kept this NYC student larp going. There are people who actually want an education to take her spot.
But the question is where she'll resurface. I think her economics have always been shrouded in a bit of a mystery. Could she be moving back to mom or daddy?
I don't think her ego could take it even if they would take her back, which is by no means certain - she claimed to have sued them for financial support (but there's no evidence that this is true), but it appears that communication is minimal. Her mom sent her a bunch of her things a couple of years ago which Vicky complained about, and she also complained that her mom had thrown her sex toys out, which again indicates that communication is open, but not friendly.
My bet is that she has a trust fund or a similar arrangement that is contingent on her being employed or in full-time education. She once claimed that she didn't have a trust fund, akshully, but Vicky is a liar, and she might have been pulling a Technicality Tomlinson because whatever arrangement she has technically isn't a trust fund. Otherwise there's no reason for her to have been at NYU for so long. She clearly wasn't interested in doing any actual work and she has no social life there. She has no friends amongst the student body or elsewhere; I remember that she complained that she was in hospital and her Nintendo Switch was at home (a paramount concern when you are Literally Dying (TM)), but any friend worth their salt would fetch something for someone stuck in hospital, in fact I'd do that for co-workers and other people who aren't strictly my friends. So why was she there? She wasn't preparing for a career, I don't remember her ever saying anything about her plans post-graduation - her main concern has always been remaining at NYU, even though she doesn't like the University and the University doesn't like her. She has to have a financial incentive or it just doesn't make any sense.
So if I'm right, she has three options now:
1 - go to another university
2 - get a job
3 - go home
I think number 1 would be her preferred choice, but I don't know enough about American higher education to even know if that's possible at this stage. Assuming she has the money through the bank of Ma and Pa, could she just enrol and flunk out indefinitely at every institution in New York and beyond? It would have to be somewhere that cares more about her paying tuition than her showing up to classes or doing work, so we're not talking about places anywhere on the level of NYU, if she can even do that.
Assuming she's now facing destitution, she can't go on disability because she isn't disabled. My best guess is that she takes the Colton Siedmann route and becomes a serial leech/sofa surfer, playing on her various identities and condishunz to attach herself limpet-like to various naive white liberal couches until she wears out her welcome in a sea of Bed Mayo and torrrtuuuurrrreee.
To be honest, I think I've given Vicky's future more thought in this post than she ever has in her entire life. As I have said before, don't let her relative literacy fool you, Vicky is dumb as a box of rocks. She's the epitome of the Gen Z stereotype of living in the moment and not thinking about the future. She may even go into debt to sustain her lifestyle because that's in keeping with her inability to plan ahead. She never really had a plan beyond "be at NYU and get some kind of diagnosis", a plan that lacked a part 3 in the first place.
But lolcows are nothing if not resilient. It wouldn't surprise me if she came up with some ruse to stave off the inevitable a bit longer.
I had hoped to find and include any clinical evidence she uploads that disputes her claims, but I've found this to be a fruitless task so far. She heavily relies on plausible deniability to build her narrative on what her diagnoses are, which includes not uploading her test results or simply saying "this one doc said I didn't have it, BUT [...]. Actually, every illness she claims pretty much relies on this tactic. It's real convenient because -- I assume -- the nature of rare diseases (and their diagnostic process) does look and feel a lot like a wild goose chase.
So far I think I've pinpointed a general understanding of how she creates her narrative. She usually describes her various doctors arguing with each other about the presentation of her symptoms (e.g. legit doctors tell her it's FND, the quack she paid OOP said "looks like it" but they do not have the authority to make a diagnosis) and as a result she is sooooo, sooooooo confuuuuused about what to dooooo. The way she presents this makes you think the dispute arises from a doctor disagreeing with a previously-recognized diagnosis, maybe even a process of differential diagnosis, but for us eagle-eyed kiwis it's pretty obvious the "disagreement" is all to do with doctor shopping.
Here's a really nice example of her using plausible deniability with CCI. EDIT: Vicky lying about having CCI diagnosed was presented summarily in the thread OP, so it's nothing we don't know about, my intention in using this example is to demonstrate how she gets people to believe the legitimacy of her claims.
August 2021 (note carefully the month), she sees a neuropsychologist that claims to see CCI in Vicky's neck imaging. Note a neuropsychologist cannot formally diagnose CCI. This will be important later on.
16 September 2021, She seeks a neurosurgeon for treatment, either because she thinks she has a diagnosis or she's hoping they will diagnose her based on the neuropsychologist's words. Gets told the neurosurgeon only sees patients who has the diagnosis already, which meant she never got the diagnosis in the first place. Cue ape throwing shit at wall.
Who cares tho. The neuropsychologist said it "looks like it" so she basically has it. Note that the OP posted on June 2021 whereas she only replied 19 September 2021, which means she's been browsing this person's timeline or browsing the CCI tag.
20 September 2021 (Monday) she confirms an appointment to see a neurologist to get her diagnosis Thursday. It's OOP. Definitely doctor shopping.
24th September 2021 she had the appointment. Time came and went. 5 October 2021 the neurologist probably laughed at her face and pocketed that 1k. Vicky goes home with clenched fists but who cares anyway, if Vicky says she has CCI, goddammit she has CCI!
@glioblastoma multiforme this is what I mean when I say I can't find any clinical testing/results disputing her claim because she doesn't upload any, probably because her scans show nothing of clinical interest. As I said earlier she instead might say fleetingly that the doc found no evidence to support a diagnosis (but conveniently never says she's perfectly healthy, as seen in the screenshot above). In this case her evidence of doctors disputing her diagnosis is her trying to argue her case to the world wide web by uploading a shitty drawn diagram.
14 November 2021. Now remember that neuropsychologist she saw in August who said she could "see CCI" in Vicky's imaging? Well, Vicky's using her words to legitimise her condition, referring to a "wonderful neuro" she saw in August. Voilà -- evidence of her using plausible deniability by intentionally abbreviating the clinician's title. Neuro-what, Vicky? Does it rhyme with "can't-make-a-formal-diagnosis?"
After it's clear the doctors aren't buying her story, generally, any of the four things can happen:
(2a) She legitimises it by claiming its diagnosis, either right after she finds one doctor who agreed with her, or some time has passed since her doctors disputed it, OR (2b) she keeps talking about it as a "likelihood" or a work-in-progress (e.g., she did this with occult tethered cord syndrome)
(3) She stops pursuing the diagnosis in favour of a more systemic explanation or rarer diagnosis (e.g., she did this when she abandoned Addison's with myasthenia gravis)
To conclude, here's evidence of (2a). She doesn't post anything about her CCI in 2022 (I don't remember if this was the time her parents banished her to Florida, maybe that's why?), only 3 posts containing the word CCI in 2023, then every now and then throughout 2024 and 2025. Here's the little scumbag liar claiming to have CCI diagnosed, years later in 2024.
EDIT 2: Interestingly I couldn't locate this particular tweet from the thread OP, which does mention CCI in 2022 where she says she's "tentatively diagnosed" -- it's gone. Tentatively diagnosed! Hah-hah!
Since her myasthenia gravis arc, there has been no mention of CCI at all in 2026, which means (1) or (3) happened.
I'm going to try and follow her diagnoses in this manner for the timeline because I think it'll be a great laugh for the thread but this bitch has so many, I'm counting 20+ so far (and that's only diagnoses, if I counted symptoms I'd never finish). I better move along too because she's already got another one going. Goodbye IgG4-RD, hello Churg-Strauss!
I had hoped to find and include any clinical evidence she uploads that disputes her claims, but I've found this to be a fruitless task so far. She heavily relies on plausible deniability to build her narrative on what her diagnoses are, which includes not uploading her test results or simply saying "this one doc said I didn't have it, BUT [...]. Actually, every illness she claims pretty much relies on this tactic. It's real convenient because -- I assume -- the nature of rare diseases (and their diagnostic process) does look and feel a lot like a wild goose chase.
Closest we've gotten as far as I can think, is her copy/pasting some of her hip MRI results (EMERGENCY SURGERY NEEDED NOW oh, never mind), which we had posted a fewish pages ago.
Lol, the original context to one of the caps you posted..
The notion that she actually does smug it up with the doctors, in a My Father, the inventor of Toasterstrudel way, trying to Kind Of A Big Deal-it about her retarded twitter account.
That said doctors might even look this up and find their way here. Or even just there tbh. That's all they need.
Next time I'm waiting overtime for an appointment, I'll consider that the twat in before me might be taking up the doctor's time bragging about their online embarrassments.
Hey, that shitty few line cci drawing is the second ever demonstration we've seen of visual art from Vicky the artiste. The other being a biro drawing of herself in the style of Ghibli, when that was a trend going round on twitter.
I so, soooo want her to try this stupid
project Vicky musical. Or just post anything creative to laugh at. She does literally fuck all.
We got some good old fashioned "not doing my work despite noone forcing me to be here infact quite the opposite" posting
As well as more recent theme of staring meaningfully into the distance.
Ohohohoh, what a jokester!
What I want to know is, to whooooom? Who are these people she is interacting with, outside of tumbleweed twitter?
We're always hearing about this joking-about how "trauma" and ""death"" make you sooo funny, but we never get to actually see it in action.
Just regular assurances that Vicky is slinging out the zingers, to an audience that exists, very regularly.
At this rate I think we are probably listed as the emergency contact in her passport.
Dont want to derail the thread but holy shit this write up was amazing. It’s the sort of thing a tough but caring therapist should have up on the whiteboard when Vicky thinks her mum is taking her to a “wonderful” neuro but it’s actually an intervention
The Florida arc started at the beginning of 2024. I believe in 2022, she was still living in NYC in an apartment her dad was paying the rent on, but Vicky bitched about her landlord constantly and I think that was also the year her dad suggested she move home after the rent went up. I don't know when she moved back exactly, but most if not all of 2023 seemed to have been spent at home being an absolute nightmare to her parents before she was finally exiled to Florida at the beginning of 2024.
