DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Did DSP buy or pull the Greninja?

  • Bought - He totally bought the Greninja as a cope for people saying he was being scammed

    Votos: 133 84.2%
  • Pull - He pulled the Greninja like a 6 star gold Zombie Hogan

    Votos: 25 15.8%

  • Total de votantes
    158
Re: Steam Machine

DSP is such an idiot saying how 512GB isnt enough. You dont need 5 CODs installed at a time. But its also modular. Just put in more memory or use something on the USB. ezpz. But pre-built baby cant even figure out his own RGB slop cases so Im not surprised.
 
It's actually crazy how little he knows about anything PC related. Like this Steam Machine discussion is crazy he doesn't understand why the price is so high and why it costs $300 more if you want a 2TB NVME.

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He is legit 0 IQ he knows nothing about how much anything costs and his chat is constantly debunking him on stuff now. He thinks this will sell out initially then totally tank once the hype and scalping has died down.

I believe the Steam Machine will save the channel
He is already invoking Khet needing a gaming PC as a potential cope for it too lmao.
 
It's actually crazy how little he knows about anything PC related. Like this Steam Machine discussion is crazy he doesn't understand why the price is so high and why it costs $300 more if you want a 2TB NVME.

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He is legit 0 IQ he knows nothing about how much anything costs and his chat is constantly debunking him on stuff now. He thinks this will sell out initially then totally tank once the hype and scalping has died down.
Even the trolls who don't pay up and are just trolling in chat are dentractors at this point, they are literally giving him 80% of his kahntent. It would be funny if he had a stream with only his 10 actual fans.
 
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seriously who drinks coffee out of some weird child's plastic cup? Like you don't have a ceramic mug like 95% of the human race??
The plastic cup goes with his paper plates and plasticware. If he got a real mug he'd have no way to wash it since his dishwasher is broken and that household is too dented to wash by hand.
Lil' Piggy needs a sippy cup or he'll spill his apple juice all over his high chair.
More like gin and juice amiright
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZtfDcWIPshg
Is he making this game look way harder than it is? Stupid question, sure, but this is crazy even for him.
It's a combination of things:

1. He clearly wants to quit the game so he's sandbagging to "show the game is bad".

2. He is playing a game where you have many routes open to you at once instead of having a linear path, and when he finds a path is hard he doesn't even consider just going somewhere else first.

3. He completely and utterly lacks skill. He picked a weapon that is slow and hits hard but manages to miss most hits with it.

4. He puts no thought into what he's doing. The main gimmick of the game is your ability to tunnel around underground, you can see him do it all the time to get around faster. When he's getting hit over and over by enemies he's swearing they're impossible to dodge, despite never attempting to dodge by tunneling, which not only lets you move faster but means the enemies above ground can't hit you. It's literally like refusing to press the dodge button in combat in a Fromsoft game.

5. He doesn't consider strategy or his own skill level when making choices. You can see a constant .5X pop up when he misses, because he equipped some optional gear piece that sounds like it rewards you for accuracy and punishes you for missing attacks. He doesn't even consider the fact that he is clearly lowering his damage due to how poorly he plays.

6. He refuses to accept that he sucks. Mina The Hollower actually has an exceptionally in depth menu of difficulty modifiers, even plenty that make the game easier specifically for people like Phil. He of course quits instead of toning the difficulty down, then claims the game is only for tryhards. For the record he wasn't playing on tryhard mode either, there are LOTS of modifiers to make the game harder just like ones to make it easier. He just sucks at the baseline difficulty, he could have probably "had fun" if he toggled a dozen of the easy mode options on so he wouldn't be forced to think or plan and wasn't punished for his constant misplays.
 
Última edición:
Phil is only good at games that he memorized the guide for as a kid or ones where somebody handholds him through the whole game.

That’s it. He’s trash at everything else. He even sucks at walking sim games like Truck Sim and Flight Sim.
 
Maybe if she stayed a Midwest 5 that wasn't a fat whale with a pound of makeup and a shitty haircut I'd agree, but she fucked up becoming 300 lbs
Not if she wants to hurt Phil the most with her post-divorce revenge....scoring all the BBC she can handle. Hell a fat, white woman like her is a major "hit" for that community, call that bitch Charizard (or more like ChariLARD, amirite?).
 
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