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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
How long until Pigler goes all in and buys a four or five figure vintage box of "Porkamanz". I'm talking Base Set, NEO, Ruby/Sapphire EX, Diamond & Pearl etc... currently he's doesn't want to spend that much but maybe if the dents peer pressure him. He will give in.
Some dent donated 10 CAD and said Phil’s actual streams were “nothing like the troll vids make it seem” or something like that. I wonder if they still feel the same after watching Phil crashout and dashboard quit MvC2 after getting his ass beat for two hours straight, even after hitting his goal for like the tenth stream in a row. What a queen.
He’s such a loathsome toad. Phil should submit his streams to depression clinics, because all you have to do is show him to somebody as an example of what not to be.
They say how you look is a reflection of how you feel. To all fellow kiwis, if you ever feel down for an extended period of time, please talk to someone about it, lest you end up looking like Phil (Ozempig aside of course).
He likes the hundreds of dollars in tips he gets to open the packs. Those enable him to buy more packs, which he rationalizes by hoping that he'll eventually get another rare card. But what Phil loves to do, craves doing, is SPENDING. That's his only joy in life left now, and he's clinging to it like grim death.
They say how you look is a reflection of how you feel. To all fellow kiwis, if you ever feel down for an extended period of time, please talk to someone about it, lest you end up looking like Phil (Ozempig aside of course).
I always hated that saying because there are little kids in wheelchairs or with no legs who didn't do anything to deserve to look the way they do. But in today's prestream, when Phil (the same guy who flexes constantly), then started whining about how he looked like shit, and he was losing his hair, and his face was bloated even though he lost weight but hey, he didn't actually have a stroke....you can't help but smile a little. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Here's the thing I noticed.
People pay money to rip packs.
If Phil is spending $500+ on these scalped boxes ,
dude is just throwing money into a blender, he's not making
a profit at all on this venture of Pokemon and the dents
are losing their money. Even if he does sell off the cards
most of them won't retain value with how fast new sets come out.
What's crazy is that he'd still make an insane profit on opening packs given it's $50 per pack. However, since his addiction kicked it into overdrive he's running this scam at a loss because he keeps opening packs offline too. I bet that he at least opens 3 packs offline for every one he opens on stream.
I actually think Phil would enjoy doing something like this, but his laziness/paranoia prevents him from doing so. He's too lazy to mail anything, but he's also too paranoid to allow anyone to come to him, on the off chance he wanted to use local markets. He'd basically need people to email him saying they'll buy it, send him hundreds of dollars and then somehow teleport the card out of his house middle unit condo
So basically the same thing that happened when he tried to sell off his gaymer statues? I bet he'd want an outrageous amount of money for them too, like how he unironically haggled with people to sell off his broken and stained statues for the same price he bought them for
How long until Pigler goes all in and buys a four or five figure vintage box of "Porkamanz". I'm talking Base Set, NEO, Ruby/Sapphire EX, Diamond & Pearl etc... currently he's doesn't want to spend that much but maybe if the dents peer pressure him. He will give in.
I think the only reason he hasn't gone after older stuff is two things. One is his general Philism that new = the best, and the second is just his complete lack of knowledge of Pokemon and the TCG, so until someone handholds him towards anything older, he'll probably just keep buying the newer stuff. Which from what others have said, is the worst thing to do if you're trying to like ,money pull, since like with most collectable stuff, the older stuff is worth so much because they only printed a limited amount, while once they know the value of newer stuff, there's not nearly as much scarcity, so the prices never hit those outrageous highs of the older sets
My perfect ending for this Pokemon arc would be Phil trying to sell off the cards to his own dents and turning his streams into auctions. Think Michael Ray Bower (Donkey Lips from Nickelodeon) when he ran his own "silent auction" of his memorabilia when he needs money for rent. The whole thing is a clusterfuck where people have to message him through email and all of his social media accounts while he's trying to keep track of all the bids and telling people if they did or didn't win his personally recorded VHS tapes of Salute Your Shorts. I could see Phil trying to pull off something similar where the dents have to email him and send in tips if they want one of his special cards while the chat is full of people trolling with fake bids and it takes him 3 weeks to sell one card because no one gives Phil their address to mail it.
oh god, how many thousands of dollars of pokemon cards will he be writing off as business expenses this year (on top of the steam controller and the wrist rests and everything else)?
oh god, how many thousands of dollars of pokemon cards will he be writing off as business expenses this year (on top of the steam controller and the wrist rests and everything else)?
He’s such a loathsome toad. Phil should submit his streams to depression clinics, because all you have to do is show him to somebody as an example of what not to be.
I've been thinking about Kat. Fat Kat the horse faced whale of a wife DSP uses as a beard. She's still fat of obviously, Phil claiming she's thin and healthy is hysterical when you see he sees himself as buff now and has delusions of fitness like infinite situps. I think Phil wasn't lying about her cancer scare or whatever illness when he told PPP that. Maybe shes in remission, maybe she's not, maybe shes got other illnesses thats chronic. Regardless I think the beard wife who is a whale with a horse face named cat is gonna die before Phil. And I wonder how Phil is going to deal with that situation, he said he wants to die before her already and the fitness arc was to give himself more time with her. A man in his early 40's talking like a man in his late 60's or 70's. I don't he could deal with her death at all. He was clocked as 220 headcase from one short interaction with a cop and he's going far more insane since then as we have seen. People talk about a homeless arc I think we could see a institutionalised arc instead.
A Kat death arc could led swiftly to an institutionalised as Phil will be forced to suddenly be in contact with a lot of different people. Police of course. perhaps a second hospital arc as shes died. Then the funeral home people. And then contacting people for the burial. She has no family, maybe Phil will invite her sister but Phil is a big enough cunt and selfish enough to not invite her there if he didn't want her there. So who else could be there with him, his parents? Would be ironic with them being on deaths door for the last 10 years to outlive her, and for Jasper to outlive her since Phil has decided they can't live life until he dies for no reason.
I've been thinking about her since Phil said they've created a second living room and moving shit around in the house. There has been no sudden windfall for him to justify this mad spending I think Kat is getting sicker and Phils fitness/health arc is a reaction to her being more unhealthy because he likes making her feel lke shit at some subconscious level. This also explains the weekly doctor vists like shes an old lady, the doctor trips are for her.
Of course Kat will die before Phil. DSP will outlive us all. After the heat death of the universe, the guy will somehow still be sat in his office saying "can we get some donations on the Kick side".
Of course Kat will die before Phil. DSP will outlive us all. After the heat death of the universe, the guy will somehow still be sat in his office saying "can we get some donations on the Kick side".
Please Dave, do not stop with the Pokemon cards.
It's a small world after all... 
