DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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What do we think a typical birthday party looked like for little ol' Philip?

Age: 12
Theme: Spider-Man
Location: Burnell household
Guest count: 3 including his parents so 1
Invited guests count: 14 - 20
Present count: 5 or 6
Cake: He would need 2. 1 for himself and one for the guests
Length: 2 hours
Did he have a tantrum? Of course
 
Here's the thing I noticed.
People pay money to rip packs.
If Phil is spending $500+ on these scalped boxes ,
dude is just throwing money into a blender, he's not making
a profit at all on this venture of Pokemon and the dents
are losing their money. Even if he does sell off the cards
most of them won't retain value with how fast new sets come out.
 
SensesFail dijo:
Here's the thing I noticed.
People pay money to rip packs.
If Phil is spending $500+ on these scalped boxes ,
dude is just throwing money into a blender, he's not making
a profit at all on this venture of Pokemon and the dents
are losing their money. Even if he does sell off the cards
most of them won't retain value with how fast new sets come out.
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The King opens cards
Whale money wasted again
His wife cries fat tears
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SensesFail dijo:
Here's the thing I noticed.
People pay money to rip packs.
If Phil is spending $500+ on these scalped boxes ,
dude is just throwing money into a blender, he's not making
a profit at all on this venture of Pokemon and the dents
are losing their money. Even if he does sell off the cards
most of them won't retain value with how fast new sets come out.
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ummmm ackshully this is going to save the business you ludnik. those $9 cards he's putting into individual protective plastic cases are going to be worth thousands in a few years retard. you clearly dont know shit about investment
 
johnkimble123 dijo:
Did Phil even mention that the World Cup and USA team were playing mere miles from his snort fort?

Fucking clown has had a Super Bowl champ and the US team playing World Cup soccer in his area and hasn’t even had an ounce of joy from that, maybe other than grifting the Super Bowl for a marathon.

It’s wild how much of a joyless retard he is.
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Yeah. I caught a snippet of him mentioning it while someone asked him about sports games. The answer was along the lines of what you'd expect, so it wasn't particularly entertaining.

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The shape of his head speaks to me...
 
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HackerX dijo:
Yeah. I caught a snippet of him mentioning it while someone asked him about sports games. The answer was along the lines of what you'd expect, so it wasn't particularly entertaining.

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The shake of his head speaks to me...
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That hairline is cooked. I drew his hairline via MS Paint because that is what he deserves.
 
Isn't it amazing? Faggots like DSP wagequit/ragequit games. Game devs see this and start wondering what they did wrong. Thus they start coming up with ways to make games easier. Yellow paint. Navi. QTE's. But the devs don't realise the problem isn't necessarily the game. Its because the streamer hasn't been given a motherlode of cash by his audience. And so because DSP has a low income day every other gamer suffers. I hate streamers so much it's real.
 
My perfect ending for this Pokemon arc would be Phil trying to sell off the cards to his own dents and turning his streams into auctions. Think Michael Ray Bower (Donkey Lips from Nickelodeon) when he ran his own "silent auction" of his memorabilia when he needs money for rent. The whole thing is a clusterfuck where people have to message him through email and all of his social media accounts while he's trying to keep track of all the bids and telling people if they did or didn't win his personally recorded VHS tapes of Salute Your Shorts. I could see Phil trying to pull off something similar where the dents have to email him and send in tips if they want one of his special cards while the chat is full of people trolling with fake bids and it takes him 3 weeks to sell one card because no one gives Phil their address to mail it.
 
Hamburger Detractor dijo:
My perfect ending for this Pokemon arc would be Phil trying to sell off the cards to his own dents and turning his streams into auctions. Think Michael Ray Bower (Donkey Lips from Nickelodeon) when he ran his own "silent auction" of his memorabilia when he needs money for rent. The whole thing is a clusterfuck where people have to message him through email and all of his social media accounts while he's trying to keep track of all the bids and telling people if they did or didn't win his personally recorded VHS tapes of Salute Your Shorts. I could see Phil trying to pull off something similar where the dents have to email him and send in tips if they want one of his special cards while the chat is full of people trolling with fake bids and it takes him 3 weeks to sell one card because no one gives Phil their address to mail it.
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I actually think Phil would enjoy doing something like this, but his laziness/paranoia prevents him from doing so. He's too lazy to mail anything, but he's also too paranoid to allow anyone to come to him, on the off chance he wanted to use local markets. He'd basically need people to email him saying they'll buy it, send him hundreds of dollars and then somehow teleport the card out of his house middle unit condo
 
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