The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

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Noteworthy things about this week's podcast:
  • Pat and Woolie are doing well in the Sajam Slam with Woolie's team being #1 and Pat's team being #2. However, neither Pat nor Woolie are able to join the team sparring matches due to family obligations. Pat and Woolie are getting shit for having kids.
  • Pat and Woolie are being extra careful to not be dead weight on their team. Woolie had a negative experience where he pushed the wrong button and threw the entire match.
  • Woolie is getting shit in his comments for playing FFXIV wrong. Pat tells him to just ignore them and never mod the game.
  • Woolie's negative comments give Pat life, Woolie says that they don't bother him. However, if he could delete people from his channel, he would.
  • Woolie got a lot of bad feedback for sandbagging the welcome. Pat claims that was the funniest thing he could have done. Woolie doesn't want the parasocials to watch his content.
  • Pat blames the bad feedback on them being the #1 FFXIV streamers at the time.
  • The pedophilia in Turnabout Big Top of Ace Attorney: Justice for All really upsets Woolie.
  • Woolie thinks he no longer likes the Pheonix Wright series after Turnabout Big Top.
  • Pat hated the Microsoft show and fells like none of the games at the showing are coming out. Pat got a ton of bad feedback for his coverage, and now feels vindicated for the studio closures.
  • 1666 Amsterdam got caught using AI assets. They gave the "placeholder" assets excuse and Pat andWoolie now hate that excuse. Pat and Woolie now think all games have AI use in them, and tney are not sure how to combat this. They are hoping lawsuits involving AI asset stealing art will slow usage down. But they are overall black pilled on the subject.
That is all that is worth talking about for this week's podcast.

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  • Woolie is getting shit in his comments for playing FFXIV wrong. Pat tells him to just ignore them and never mod the game.
  • Woolie's negative comments give Pat life, Woolie says that they don't bother him. However, if he could delete people from his channel, he would.
  • Woolie got a lot of bad feedback for sandbagging the welcome. Pat claims that was the funniest thing he could have done. Woolie doesn't want the parasocials to watch his content.
  • Pat blames the bad feedback on them being the #1 FFXIV streamers at the time.
Wow he is seething. Their use of the word "parasocial" just screams "kid who heard a new word at school and keeps repeating it." It's not parasocial to want to play with a famous YouTuber while he's streaming your game, again it's an MMO not a real life con where you were getting swarmed by people.

Feels like Pat has just given up on trying to talk sense into Woolie at this point because this is an absurd complaint to have when your job is to stream and interact with chatters.

I don't have much of an opinion on Phoenix Wright but letting that one entry turn him off from the whole series just tells me he wasn't too involved to begin with.
 
Wow he is seething. Their use of the word "parasocial" just screams "kid who heard a new word at school and keeps repeating it." It's not parasocial to want to play with a famous YouTuber while he's streaming your game, again it's an MMO not a real life con where you were getting swarmed by people.
The extra hilarious thing is that he's not playing new content. He's specifically playing the content that came out 12 years ago, so the only people he's appealing to at this point are the parasocials. But that's 100% of Woolie's audience now, so I don't understand why he thinks shitting on them is a good idea? But as we all know, The Woolie Way™ is the only way.
 
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I’m convinced Pat is just trolling Woolie, his pet retard, now. He doesn’t want him to succeed. He’ll, I’m convinced Woolie will never pull up and in fact deserves his downfall 100%. The only sad thing about it is now he’s affecting his newborn child too. So there’s nothing he will do differently to try and better his daughter’s life except play games poorly and complain about them. Literally just a more depressing DSP.
 
  • Woolie is getting shit in his comments for playing FFXIV wrong. Pat tells him to just ignore them and never mod the game.
  • Woolie's negative comments give Pat life, Woolie says that they don't bother him. However, if he could delete people from his channel, he would.
  • Woolie got a lot of bad feedback for sandbagging the welcome. Pat claims that was the funniest thing he could have done. Woolie doesn't want the parasocials to watch his content.
  • Pat blames the bad feedback on them being the #1 FFXIV streamers at the time.
"Waah waah, I want to be a popular streamer who earns a living by appealing to an audience. NOOOO! I don't want to actually interact with the audience! Yes, I want to stream my content live to viewers, the only appeal of which is getting to interact with the entertainer directly as opposed to watching the footage after the fact! But not interact! NO STOP INTERACTING WITH ME! PARASOCIAL! PARASOCIAL! REEEEEE!"

God, I hope the FF14 community starts some kind of drama shit and Woolie's viewership just fucking craters... even more than it already is, I guess. This stupid retard is in desperate need of failure. It's long overdue. This dumb fuck should be kissing the feet of every parasocial tranny footing his bills, thanking them profusely for enabling the diabetic lazy moron lifestyle he's been blessed with. And here he is, throwing a fit like a precious little bitch over being treated like a streamer while streaming on a streaming platform. How ungrateful can you be? He should be fucking ecstatic that anyone gives enough of a shit about his unwatchably dull, black ass to even throw him a welcome to begin with.

So far, I only considered Woolie a stupid idiot with good intentions, but this has convinced me that despite his barely-adequacy as an E-tier content creator putting out low view count garbage to a dwindling audience he inherited rather than earned, Woolie still somehow believes he's too good for his viewers. Nigger, you're too good for nothing. In a more just world you'd be (poorly) working a dead end tech support hotline job due to your complete lack of qualifications, unwarranted self-importance, and general learning disabilities/autism. You should be sweating your ass off every day, playing the dancing monkey for whoever's still willing to throw a couple bucks your way. Way to let the mask of smug detachment as a gimmick slip, only to reveal an even more smug real expression underneath.
 
I’m convinced Pat is just trolling Woolie, his pet retard, now. He doesn’t want him to succeed. He’ll, I’m convinced Woolie will never pull up and in fact deserves his downfall 100%. The only sad thing about it is now he’s affecting his newborn child too. So there’s nothing he will do differently to try and better his daughter’s life except play games poorly and complain about them. Literally just a more depressing DSP.
The word downfall implies that you were ever on top
 
Woolie got a lot of bad feedback for sandbagging the welcome. Pat claims that was the funniest thing he could have done. Woolie doesn't want the parasocials to watch his content.

How fucking hard would it be to go 'I appreciate the enthusiasm but I want my stream to be experiencing the story, not interacting with fans, so I won't be responding to in game stuff. Please try to not interrupt my stream with emotes/tells'?

I know the answer is 'impossible' because Woolie is retarded.

When is he even going to play more xiv?
 
  • The pedophilia in Turnabout Big Top of Ace Attorney: Justice for All really upsets Woolie.
  • Woolie thinks he no longer likes the Pheonix Wright series after Turnabout Big Top.
The age of consent in Japan is 13, what's he expecting here? Incorrect usage of the term aside, it's very on-brand for Woolie to consider abandoning the only LPs that can crack 3k views over a bitchfit with imaginary pedophiles.

As for FF14, that shit is beyond doomed. The vibes are dead, the spite is setting in, and all the FF14 'parasocials' have received the message that they are not wanted. If he intends to stream once a week, then his daughter will be in elementary school by the time he gets to Shadowbringers. Good job on parrying audience growth I guess.
 
The age of consent in Japan is 13, what's he expecting here? Incorrect usage of the term aside, it's very on-brand for Woolie to consider abandoning the only LPs that can crack 3k views over a bitchfit with imaginary pedophiles.
Woolie from the good timeline just turns pedo carnies into a new racist Wakka for at least a mildly entertaining bit.
 
  • The pedophilia in Turnabout Big Top of Ace Attorney: Justice for All really upsets Woolie.
  • Woolie thinks he no longer likes the Pheonix Wright series after Turnabout Big Top.
"I didn't like what is considered by the majority of the fanbase to be the low point of the series, I guess this series ain't for me despite very much enjoying the first installment"
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Go back to playing a dead fighting game nobody gives a fuck about I guess.
 
Though Woolie's head may genuinely be too far up his ass to grasp this, Pat is sending a clear message to the parasocial army of whales who fund his extended hiatus from bagging groceries that his personal definition of "parasocial" is merely what paypigs get branded with when they fail to be good little piggies. He refuses to engage with the fact that the actual definition of the word lays his hypocrisy bare.
 
I'm half-watching the FF14 stream and we are getting off to a ROARING start as Pat tries to teach Woolie how to make a macro.

Woolie proceeds to type the premade macro Pat gave him into the wrong place- twice in a row

This is GREAT content!!!

What the fuck content is he doing where he needs a macro?

Motherfucker play the MSQ you have one job.
 
I wasn't even aware he was live now, but, guess the drop is starting.

Day 1 had several thousand viewers (I think 6,000+) across both channels and as of right now (Day 2) it's down to 1700 combined.

I also don't know why Woolie would bother doing something but also not putting effort into it but how fucking hard would it have been to just grab two screenshots of your respective characters for PNG tubing instead of whatever the fuck this is.

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Just put nothing instead - how the fuck is this not something you already had you've been working with this man for more than 10 years. Jesus Christ.
 
What the fuck content is he doing where he needs a macro?
No no, it was extremely important and worth 10 minutes of time.

Woolie HAD TO bind his Sprint ability to R3 button, you see. HE HAD TO BECAUSE THATS WHAT OTHER GAMES DO.

EDIT: Lord Jesus in Heaven, please just accept the quests. You aren't even reading any dialogue, so why are you stopping dead in front of questgivers to jabber endlessly with Pat?! GO BITCH GO!!
 
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No no, it was extremely important and worth 10 minutes of time.

Woolie HAD TO bind his Sprint ability to R3 button, you see. HE HAD TO BECAUSE THATS WHAT OTHER GAMES DO.

EDIT: Lord Jesus in Heaven, please just accept the quests. You aren't even reading any dialogue, so why are you stopping dead in front of questgivers to jabber endlessly with Pat?! GO BITCH GO!!

I never even considered playing with a controller, I didn't even know you couldn't bind r3 to a key command and slap sprint someplace like bar 4 slot 9 then hide it.

Do that shit off stream, nigger.
 
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