The Super Best Friends Super Best Griefing Thread - Matt's a cuck, Liam is a bitch, Pat's a loony and Woolie's Way is now trademarked

[Gas Snake]

He didn't even make the thumbnail special, or mark finale??

He did, I won't slander the man unduly!


But his average viewers on Pragmata has to be the worst-performing content on his channel to date.

EDIT: First Episode was 10k, last episode was 2.9k. Average views were 2.2k per video. Via dirty math, Woolie probably made about $150 in youtube adsense from playing Pragmata. Given Reggie's hypothetical cut, I don't think Woolie even made back the cost of the video game on Youtube....

 

[KingofSomething]

You do have to give Pat credit, he did a lot of work to prepare for this abortion ff14 stream. Can't believe he actually admitted to replaying the first 15 levels of every class so he could recommend the best one to woolie.

Man barely bothers getting dressed for streams and still puts in more effort than Woolie does.

The finale didn't even crack 3K.

Jesus, these are numbers I'd expect from a new channel or someone hovering around 10k subs.. Woolie is getting dead channel views for a hit game. That's fucked.

 

[Tanner Glass]

He did, I won't slander the man unduly!
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But his average viewers on Pragmata has to be the worst-performing content on his channel to date.

EDIT: First Episode was 10k, last episode was 2.9k. Average views were 2.2k per video. Via dirty math, Woolie probably made about $150 in youtube adsense from playing Pragmata. Given Reggie's hypothetical cut, I don't think Woolie even made back the cost of the video game on Youtube....

My napkin math gives me around $370 dollars, even trying to be as permissible as possible ($6 CPM). That's for 21 hours of video (give or take) for $17/hour, before any theoretical payouts to Reggie and costs factored in.

Holy fuck

 

[Gas Snake]

Jesus, these are numbers I'd expect from a new channel or someone hovering around 10k subs.. Woolie is getting dead channel views for a hit game. That's fucked.

Part of it is probably his audience. Pat and Woolie courted the same audience that declared Pragmata to be the pedophile game, so nobody but his diehards wanted to watch.

Notice Pat only did the sponsored stream and did not finish the game, at least publicly

 

[Buckaroo]

He truly is Da Black DSP.

I disagree. DSP has more FGC accomplishments than Woolie and was able to be successful without being carried by his friends.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

He did, I won't slander the man unduly!

“Moon’s Full”

Woolie is out here making deep lore habbo hotel references when his new troon faggot audience is way too young to understand them.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

I disagree. DSP has more FGC accomplishments than Woolie and was able to be successful without being carried by his friends.

For a certain, definitely generous, definition of successful, perhaps.

 

[Gondolindrim]

I disagree. DSP has more FGC accomplishments than Woolie and was able to be successful without being carried by his friends.

DSP also plays games people want to see of his own volition and doesn't have to be bullied into streaming.

 

[Shartavius]

his average viewers on Pragmata has to be the worst-performing content on his channel to date.

Until the next LP, anyway. Woolie draws numbers that would make most people pull the plug on a channel.

 

[Tetsuya Nomura]

Until the next LP, anyway. Woolie draws numbers that would make most people pull the plug on a channel.

Can confirm. I'm currently pulling Woolie numbers.

...time to become the next Shenpai and no-life FF XIV while uploading thumbnails of me crying over story moments.

(I can't believe I live in a world where Clemps and ValkyrieAurora quit, so we get fucking woolie instead)

 

[Gas Snake]

Until the next LP, anyway. Woolie draws numbers that would make most people pull the plug on a channel.

Fucking PsyopAnime, a fully AI-generated slop channel thats only 6 months old, is probably going to overtake woolie's channel metrics before the end of the year LMFAO


I hope someone close to him points this out

 

[Tanner Glass]

For a certain, definitely generous, definition of successful, perhaps.

DSP didn't have Matt and Pat dragging him to success and has Top 4'ed in EVO where as Woolie got tossed in the first round.

 

[Tetsuya Nomura]

DSP didn't have Matt and Pat dragging him to success and has Top 4'ed in EVO where as Woolie got tossed in the first round.

DSP wins again

 

[KingofSomething]

Fucking PsyopAnime, a fully AI-generated slop channel thats only 6 months old, is probably going to overtake woolie's channel metrics before the end of the year LMFAO

The AI slop is unironically giving the people what they want, unlike Woolie.

 

[Konigsberg]

For a certain, definitely generous, definition of successful, perhaps.

"You are the worst let's player and streamer I've ever heard of."

"Yeah but you've heard of me, HA!" *snort*

 

[Samuel Fuller]

DSP didn't have Matt and Pat dragging him to success and has Top 4'ed in EVO where as Woolie got tossed in the first round.

Counterpoint: there is irrefutable proof that Woolie has actually had sex.

That said, they are both idiots.

 

[Buckaroo]

Counterpoint: there is irrefutable proof that Woolie has actually had sex.

How would a white man have a half black baby with a white woman? The dad is probably Reggie.

 

[Gondolindrim]

“Moon’s Full”

Woolie is out here making deep lore habbo hotel references when his new troon faggot audience is way too young to understand them.

Does Woolie even understand them? He hates race jokes but does them unconciously.

 

[Gas Snake]

Does Woolie even understand them? He hates race jokes but does them unconciously.

Woolie obviously LOVES race jokes (as long as they arent at his expense), he's bursting at the seams to make them at any given opportunity but the audience Pat convinced him to court won't tolerate them.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Woolie obviously LOVES race jokes (as long as they arent at his expense), he's bursting at the seams to make them at any given opportunity but the audience Pat convinced him to court won't tolerate them.

The people most offended by ethnic jokes are never the people of the target ethnicity, they are the hand-wringing white liberals.