DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

Considering how his original Code Veronica playthrough is considered one of his most infamous TIHYDPs, I wonder why he thinks replaying it would be a good idea.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R3oWFQz-kXs
He will probably perform even worse this time than his OG run, showing how much his brain decayed after all these years of alcohol and hogans.

It's the same with RE0 and the OG RE3, he was absolutely abysmal in his original "classic" (really stretching the definition of the word classic here, I know) playthroughs of those games but he was somehow even worse when he replayed them many years later. What's fucking hilarious is that he ran out of ink ribbons in both of his RE3 playthroughs and he somehow ran out of them even faster in his second playthrough. iirc for RE0 he actually managed to beat the game on hard on his "classic" playthrough but then ended up ragequitting on the replay.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I was really hoping that Kino Casino was serious when they put Doody on blast Wednesday night for the crap quality of his videos, but they walked it back and Warski glazed him as usual.

They've done that like 4 or 5 times, where they try to watch one of Doody's clips but it's shitty and doesn't give them what they wanted, then they're about to "flush the Doody" but then he sucks their/Warski's dick behind the scenes and then everything is ok. Until PPP finally picks his fat foot up and puts it down on kicking Doody out of their sphere, he's going to stick around stinking up the joint like he always does. KC is too lazy to clip their own shit and Doody puts out the most videos so they'll always be lazy and use him.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

It is PBS, The Phil Bullshit System, supported by grants from whales and donations from viewers like you!

Thank You.

For the money dummies!

 

[Balr0g]

What's fucking hilarious is that he ran out of ink ribbons in both of his RE3 playthroughs

Oh god don't remind of his ink ribbon bitching in the RE3 playthrough. I think the counter ended at 65 or something. He spend those ink ribbons like it were Pokemon packs...huh. some things really never change

 

[SwiftBucks]

AI could actually take Phil's job, the chinese have developed a robobeggar

 

[Mr.Downer]

I've been on-and-off in the goutosphere, and super late to this, but what's even the cause of DSP smacking his lips so much? I've seen old videos of him smacking outside of eating slop but they weren't as frequent as they are today.

 

[SensesFail]

Holy fucking dents. Jayde has been a member for 60 months. That's what? $300 spent on Phil?
That's 5 years at Snort Korea. The pignosis is too ingrained in Jayde.
This dented mother fucker is going to be supporting Phil until his death bed

.

Edit: Correction. That's more than $300. Ultra Member is $20 a month. That's $1200 down the can.
This dude is an Ultra Dent.

 

[I Love Videogames 69]

Holy fucking dents. Jayde has been a member for 60 months. That's what? $300 spent on Phil?
That's 5 years at Snort Korea. The pignosis is too ingrained in Jayde.
This dented mother fucker is going to be supporting Phil until his death bed

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Edit: Correction. That's more than $300. Ultra Member is $20 a month. That's $1200 down the can.
This dude is an Ultra Dent.

I'm pretty sure Jayde doesn't have the capacity to stop this even if he wanted to, at some point his mom or whoever the fuck his caretaker is put her CC info in and it just auto renews now. He might not even want to still be a member

 

[depth tester]

I've seen old videos of him smacking outside of eating slop but they weren't as frequent as they are today.

I think people pointed it out somewhen around the time he started investing into a bunch of shit including his new microphone. Of course when this happens, his Oppositional Defiant Order kicks into high gear and now he's doing it on purpose, consciously or unconsciously.

 

[Twrx]

I've been on-and-off in the goutosphere, and super late to this, but what's even the cause of DSP smacking his lips so much? I've seen old videos of him smacking outside of eating slop but they weren't as frequent as they are today.

I think it ties back to odd. As a kid he was probably repeatedly told he needed to have some manners (he had a crash out some time ago when a dent asked him to show some table manners) and no one tells him what to do. One of the few things in life he excels at is holding on to grudges. No one tells him what to do.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

I am not a doctor but my professional medical opinion is nonetheless thus, allow me to explain: the lip smacking is because his snort sacks are growing so large and heavy over time that they cause him to have to fight their gravitational pull, and this leads to increased lip smacking.

In ten years when his snort sacks hang from his jowls like a grandma’s arm flab, he will communicate entirely in lip smacking. It will sound like echolocation but way more annoying. And somehow it will still make his three remaining paypigs want to shower him with money.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Friends are people that can stand your level of autism (it's all on a spectrum) and still tolerate you to a level where they can enjoy themselves. Frat guys have the lowest levels of autism but being able to keep a level of "in-jokes" (like we do) requires at least the bare level of autism.

We are all autistic, basically, but Phil. Oh Phil. His narcissistic desire of being loved just ruins it. He's that guy back in grade school that would keep back the class an extra 15 minutes to tell a story.
He's the guy that would brag about beating the tax guy even though the rest of society would have to pay his burden. He's the epitome of "fuck you; I got mine."

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

I've been on-and-off in the goutosphere, and super late to this, but what's even the cause of DSP smacking his lips so much? I've seen old videos of him smacking outside of eating slop but they weren't as frequent as they are today.

I think the smacking isn’t new but was one of his less obvious/obtrusive nervous habits. It’s recently more noticeable because of the new mic.

He has so many tics and nervous habits. Smacking, swaying, picking/wiping, chat scanning, hair smoothing, throat clearing (my absolute #1 most hated), jiggling his leg(s) (noticeable when the chair starts vibrating around him), snorting ofc, cluttered/overly expository speech, ear wiggles. I’m undoubtedly missing a few.

Edit: His laughter is almost always a self-soothe so it counts, especially the cope laugh.

 

[thebigdream]

I think the smacking isn’t new but was one of his less obvious/obtrusive nervous habits. It’s recently more noticeable because of the new mic.

He has so many tics and nervous habits. Smacking, swaying, picking/wiping, chat scanning, hair smoothing, throat clearing (my absolute #1 most hated), jiggling his leg(s) (noticeable when the chair starts vibrating around him), snorting ofc, cluttered/overly expository speech, ear wiggles. I’m undoubtedly missing a few.

Edit: His laughter is almost always a self-soothe so it counts, especially the cope laugh.

The chairquake tic is by far my favourite, he looks like a complete psycho scanning chat while it prepares to take off into the stratosphere

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Phail's version: New Jerk City

New Jerk Off City was right there, cheef.

 

[MAWBD2]

The chairquake tic is by far my favourite, he looks like a complete psycho scanning chat while it prepares to take off into the stratosphere

I would bet money that he is chair shaking to soothe his anxiety.

 

[Bodywork by Dennis]

I'm pretty sure Jayde doesn't have the capacity to stop this even if he wanted to, at some point his mom or whoever the fuck his caretaker is put her CC info in and it just auto renews now. He might not even want to still be a member

Jayde causes a lot of misconceptions amongst clip watchers or just people who are casually into Phil. Like personally I've only seen him donate MAYBE once in the past year. And the membership thing, I think there's something there. I can't remember Jayde ever using emotes or anything, just uce-ing and ton-ing ok.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I've been on-and-off in the goutosphere, and super late to this, but what's even the cause of DSP smacking his lips so much? I've seen old videos of him smacking outside of eating slop but they weren't as frequent as they are today.

He's savoring the spunk of LTG

He might not even want to still be a member

Nothing is stopping him from wheeling away..........................except maybe his parking brake.

New Jerk Off City was right there, cheef.

I have phailed.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Thank You.

For the money dummies!

And no, you don’t get a fucking tote bag, ok. If I shipped tote bags, the detractors might fill them with dog shit and endanger my family.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

Yeah: "I get why people troll Phil"

https://youtu.be/3789sXo4dnQ?t=551

>But there is like a genuinely unhinged contingent of people who hate Phil and it's a complete enigma to me. They they try to justify it and I just I just don't get it.

taking a shit on your 2nd largest community for over a decade because you think they are "a genuinely unhinged contingent of people who hate Phil" and after you have a 2 hour sess with that Phil guy you come back with "I get why people troll Phil" it's the biggest form of faggotry on the planet.
And sometimes it's not even trolling, because in Phil's case, he kind of is in a positive feedback loop with the "trolls", because it's part of his money extraction business strategy.

I still remember in one of his livestreams where he reads the forum for money joss said something among the lines of don't push him because he is trying to work for the forum or something like that, which is the exact opposite of what he does.