DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Jersh Moon Muppet]

I swear.

With the most recent scuffed videos Doody has been churning out, Doody covering his hands when opening pokemon cards. And Doody complaining that he has to use AI to remove phails background music, I just know Doody is black.

The poor workman ship and the constant complaining akin to Phail's complaining is a tell tale

Though if Phail learned the truth he might actually like Doody

 

[SensesFail]

Wait until DSP hears about Nursing Homes and Hospice when he's in his 60's.
He'll LOVE that. Hot young nurses bringing him his food and mushy peas on a plate.
Oh don't forget, he can shit himself and they'll just wipe his ass with no questions because
they're trained to do it. But in his mind he'll think they're the king's royal servants and will
make it a decree to have his ass wiped every other hour.

Then he'll get to play games with all the other old people and then he can bore them to
death with his stories of how he used to be a successful streamer.

 

[Balr0g]

Wait until DSP hears about Nursing Homes and Hospice when he's in his 60's.
He'll LOVE that. Hot young nurses bringing him his food and mushy peas on a plate.
Oh don't forget, he can shit himself and they'll just wipe his ass with no questions because
they're trained to do it. But in his mind he'll think they're the king's royal servants and will
make it a decree to have his ass wiped every other hour.

Then he'll get to play games with all the other old people and then he can bore them to
death with his stories of how he used to be a successful streamer.

Phil being around hot women? Are you mental? He wants hot young black guys!

Also, he would be scared if any detractor is in the same home. Imagine someone yelling in that old man's voice "Hey look everyone! It's the guy who wanked on stream once!"
I bet he would prefer nurse care at his home., Heck he would probably go into bankruptcy 3 goutaloo to get it

 

[Twrx]

Phil being around hot women? Are you mental? He wants hot young black guys!

Also, he would be scared if any detractor is in the same home. Imagine someone yelling in that old man's voice "Hey look everyone! It's the guy who wanked on stream once!"
I bet he would prefer nurse care at his home., Heck he would probably go into bankruptcy 3 goutaloo to get it

Regardless if there were any detractors in the home, he would automatically assume there is, and that in fact, everyone is one.

 

[Sog Dog]

Phil being around hot women? Are you mental? He wants hot young black guys!

Also, he would be scared if any detractor is in the same home. Imagine someone yelling in that old man's voice "Hey look everyone! It's the guy who wanked on stream once!"
I bet he would prefer nurse care at his home., Heck he would probably go into bankruptcy 3 goutaloo to get it

No, he'll just make Khat take care of him until either she has a coronary and he starves to death, or she finally has enough and smothers him with a pillow.

 

[Milkdud]

This is the difference physically from superbowl sunday 2026 until yesterday's daily wrap

 

[johnkimble123]

The begging is literally the worst it’s ever been. No matter what though, his wife is still a fat fuck.

 

[Milkdud]

I swear.

With the most recent scuffed videos Doody has been churning out, Doody covering his hands when opening pokemon cards. And Doody complaining that he has to use AI to remove phails background music, I just know Doody is black.

The poor workman ship and the constant complaining akin to Phail's complaining is a tell tale

Though if Phail learned the truth he might actually like Doody

He is hispanic, but quite possibly since we've not seen him physically could be black/hispanic but still all the same shit you said still applies for either ethnicity so really what's the difference

 

[Zyklon C]

I was really hoping that Kino Casino was serious when they put Doody on blast Wednesday night for the crap quality of his videos, but they walked it back and Warski glazed him as usual.

He needs to disappear from all detractor spaces.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

The begging is literally the worst it’s ever been. No matter what though, his wife is still a fat fuck.

Idk, peak beg may have been the 'give me 2 grand for a mass effect marathon so the IRS doesn't throw me in jail like wesley snipes'

 

[SwiftBucks]

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This is the difference physically from superbowl sunday 2026 until yesterday's daily wrap

What? The fact he's the healthiest he's ever been now? That his muscles are toned?

 

[johnkimble123]

Idk, peak beg may have been the 'give me 2 grand for a mass effect marathon so the IRS doesn't throw me in jail like wesley snipes'

Begging under the guise of help vs begging just because… they’re both awful but the latter is the final boss because there was shame then (thinking he had to come up with an excuse to beg).

2026 Phil literally has no shame. Looks like a bum every day. Dresses like a massive cock fluffer. Has nothing else going on in life since his wife leveled up to 350 lbs and no chance of another path. Is dying to do anything but gaming (food, drama, Q&A, open Pokemon packs). Everything in his life is a L and begging for a bigger number is one of the few Ws, at least in his head.

*also forgot Phil is melting away too, looks like sagging skin on a skinny fat fag

 

[SensesFail]

Phil being around hot women? Are you mental? He wants hot young black guys!

Also, he would be scared if any detractor is in the same home. Imagine someone yelling in that old man's voice "Hey look everyone! It's the guy who wanked on stream once!"
I bet he would prefer nurse care at his home., Heck he would probably go into bankruptcy 3 goutaloo to get it

Oh sorry. He'll want the young black man who came from Chicago all the way to Renton to find a better life as a nurse.
Only to be stuck with "Mr. Burnell." I can see it now, he's doing a DSP Tries It from his bed. "Okay guys. DSP Tries it. Today we have
some cold sweet potato fries.... man I told them to make them hot. Anyway, we got some apple juice, a bit of cole slaw and I think
this is supposed to be kentucky fried chicken. Did a detractor make this? I'm not eating this shit." as he flips the tray and calls his
black boy nurse to come clean it up.

 

[Iron Hamster]

How in the absolute FUCK is he still using the Fairy familiar?

Because he's familiar with fairies and he hasn't learned how to sword fight yet. LTG keeps blowing him off.

It was his old FGC friends razzing him while they took turns beating his ass like a runaway slave. They totally are friends. Totally. Really.

That's what he was coping about? The Dent Sea Scrolls proves otherwise. lol

If only Jaha has razzed Phil harder...

Agreed. Phail could have made a video about it. DSP Tries It: Chicklets

Edit: I do know KICK does have an "hourly" feature, but you can't get subs if you turn it on.
Pigler wouldn't be able to make money that way, so he begs for subs/Kicks instead.

I thought he did. It would explain why he doesn't understand not getting anything from Kick.

 

[Book Thief]

Me upon hearing the word "Touhou" coming out of Phil's own mouth:

Context: Touhou Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil just had a remake announced a few days ago, and one of Phil's viewers suggested that he play said remake. The possibility of this retard butchering one of my favorite gaming franchises and getting indignant when it inevitably skill-checks the fuck out of him has me recoiling in terror.

 

[Ralof-of-Cringewood]

Begging under the guise of help vs begging just because… they’re both awful but the latter is the final boss because there was shame then (thinking he had to come up with an excuse to beg).

2026 Phil literally has no shame. Looks like a bum every day. Dresses like a massive cock fluffer. Has nothing else going on in life since his wife leveled up to 350 lbs and no chance of another path. Is dying to do anything but gaming (food, drama, Q&A, open Pokemon packs). Everything in his life is a L and begging for a bigger number is one of the few Ws, at least in his head.

*also forgot Phil is melting away too, looks like sagging skin on a skinny fat fag

He literally wore zelda jammies and decade old gamerbro t-shirts up until like 2 years ago. He's never had shame, he's always begged like a whored out crackhead. The vest streak, the vest streak redux, I don't wanna eat a lunch meat sandwich on my day off, the scorn tips meltdown. People act like every year is some new low, some new decline in the snortex but the truth is phil never changes. He's unironically one of the most consistent even keeled lolcaus on the planet, and he'll remain on this level until we enter the medical bankruptcy/save the snort fort arc

 

[Iron Hamster]

was there ever an explanation for this? You'd think a bunch of men in peak condition running around getting sweaty would be right up his alley

Much like video games, he doesn't understand them and there's no yellow paint to show him how.

What exactly did he do as a kid? He never had a bike, never went swimming, never played tee ball or soccer, did he really just sit inside alone playing video games his entire childhood?

He just sat and stared out the picture window at the other kids playing together while his mother combed his hair and he let out heavy sighs.

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I thought you were referring to khet for a minute

I was really hoping that Kino Casino was serious when they put Doody on blast Wednesday night for the crap quality of his videos, but they walked it back and Warski glazed him as usual.

He needs to disappear from all detractor spaces.

The way the triplepotamus called out his misinfo with the wtf attitude, I think he's over it. They only rolled back commentcode because he does some of their heavy lifting.

 

[Sog Dog]

Me upon hearing the word "Touhou" coming out of Phil's own mouth:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=08i9kvCJvJ0
Context: Touhou Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil just had a remake announced a few days ago, and one of Phil's viewers suggested that he play said remake. The possibility of this retard butchering one of my favorite gaming franchises and getting indignant when it inevitably skill-checks the fuck out of him has me recoiling in terror.

I have the exact opposite opinion. Watching Phil get bodied by Touhou and raging out hard would be fucking hilarious. There is no way he doesn't get absolutely destroyed by an autistic Japanese bullet hell game, it's like the worst possible genre for him. It had to be a LARPer who suggested this.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Me upon hearing the word "Touhou" coming out of Phil's own mouth:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=08i9kvCJvJ0
Context: Touhou Koumakyou ~ Embodiment of Scarlet Devil just had a remake announced a few days ago, and one of Phil's viewers suggested that he play said remake. The possibility of this retard butchering one of my favorite gaming franchises and getting indignant when it inevitably skill-checks the fuck out of him has me recoiling in terror.

I don’t think I have ever seen Phil play a shmup. Starting with Touhou would be a fucking disaster (so don’t worry, it’ll never happen).

 

[MC Law]

He literally wore zelda jammies and decade old gamerbro t-shirts up until like 2 years ago. He's never had shame, he's always begged like a whored out crackhead. The vest streak, the vest streak redux, I don't wanna eat a lunch meat sandwich on my day off, the scorn tips meltdown. People act like every year is some new low, some new decline in the snortex but the truth is phil never changes. He's unironically one of the most consistent even keeled lolcaus on the planet, and he'll remain on this level until we enter the medical bankruptcy/save the snort fort arc

He actually shat himself in stream and ruined the Zelda jammies or he would still wear them