Estás usando un navegador desactualizado. Es posible que no muestre este u otros sitios web correctamente. Deberías actualizar o usar un navegador alternativo.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
Philip "Downfromtherafters" Burnell was utterly defeated at the end of today's (June 11, 2026) Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Stream.
After he does his YouTube video ending spiel where he sounds somewhat positive about the game and the "CHILL" audience that watched him play a 29 year old game poorly (he did mention that only a couple of dents supported The Grift that stream, tho). He even ended the video with an obnoxious e-girl yawn & stretch.
Then YouTube mode was switched off and the DSPityParty started.
How defeated did Mr. Darksyde sound during this DSPityParty?
There's a very brief moment where he starts to get emotional, his voice cracks, and he sounds like he's about to start crying tears of frustration over the fact that the velcro wallets weren't opening up during this terrible stream and none of the dents stepped up to fund a Pokémon card pack opening.
*SWAYS FORWARD*
I cannot get people to support *VOICE CRACKS*
certain games, no matter what I do!
I try so hard.
I can't do it.
You know?
Even all my ideas--
John, no we're not playing [Castlevania:] Rondo of Blood, when people don't support [Castlevania:] Symphony of the Night!
How can the dents let their King down like this? Don't the dents realize that Mr. Darksyde works so hard?? The PokéGrift™ is no longer getting the dents to reliably empty their velcro wallets, and Mr. Darksyde is now too deep in his Pokémon card addiction to give up this new grift.
Look faggot, everyone in your life that you've claimed "betrayed you", has in reality, them walking away and exposing you, because of your actions . You made it happen, You don't see people as anything but "what can I get out of this person", you've never had a genuine relationship with anyone, ever. Hell, at least once a week I get blasted with a dude I've known since 2000. Nearly every guy has friends that they don't regularly talk to, but could show up or pick up the phone and instantly talk like they hung out yesterday. You've got none of that. I cannot comprehend how you live like that and haven't killed yourself. Or done some reflection.
Currently it is NOT a positive stream guyz he needs support NOW. Fighting games are not designed for online play if you didn't know and he did nothing wrong he was blahking
Oh boy, another episode of getting all proud beating people with literally zero wins while crashing out at players who are Grandmasters. Too bad so sad it isn't Friday you're doing this, Dave, unless someone felts me super duper hard within the next hour to pick up for Jaxx being a faggot and refusing to support the stream on any other day besides Friday.
Does he even have the sword familiar? Probably doesn't know that if he gets it leveled beyond 50, it can be used as a one handed sword that's pretty powerful. But not quite game breaking like the crisegasgrim.
>spiritually indian: very clear izzat system regarding financial support, broken toilet, bad hygeine
>spiritually jewish: kicked off 109 platforms but it's never his fault, burns every bridge, morally corrosive, takes advantage of anyone and anything he can, eternal persecution complex, begged 6 million times in only 5 streams
>spiritually black: see 15 minute pigger theory, slave to his hedonistic desires (gambling, drinking, eating, etc), ugly fat white wife, neglects his son
>spiritually chinese: no creativity, zero evidence he has a soul, follows the broader consumer hivemind, can't drive, no empathy for others, hates animals
>spiritually female: unable to take accountability or responsibility for anything, 25 iq, yaps constantly, low t, helpless without external intervention, female pattern baldness, bitches and moans about literally anything and everything, obsessed with drama and gossip
P. P. Burnell is, dare I say it, a spiritual mutt.
spiritually italian: natural hair grease that no amount of showering will ever get out
spiritually polish: he couldn't open a bag of chips without fucking it up, and that's with being given instructions
The PokéGrift™ is no longer getting the dents to reliably empty their velcro wallets, and Mr. Darksyde is now too deep in his Pokémon card addiction to give up this new grift.
I love that Kat hasnt gotten a birthday present, a christmas gift, or a valentines card in 5 fucking years, meanwhile the amazon guy is dropping off box after box after box of pokemon cards and binders
I bet that's how it used to be 20 years ago too the only difference is that his "friends" who are taking turns spitroasting him in fighting games aren't also walking away hundreds of dollars richer.
