DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Elite Kipchak]

>spiritually indian: very clear izzat system regarding financial support, broken toilet, bad hygeine
>spiritually jewish: kicked off 109 platforms but it's never his fault, burns every bridge, morally corrosive, takes advantage of anyone and anything he can, eternal persecution complex, begged 6 million times in only 5 streams
>spiritually black: see 15 minute pigger theory, slave to his hedonistic desires (gambling, drinking, eating, etc), ugly fat white wife, neglects his son
>spiritually chinese: no creativity, zero evidence he has a soul, follows the broader consumer hivemind, can't drive, no empathy for others, hates animals
>spiritually female: unable to take accountability or responsibility for anything, 25 iq, yaps constantly, low t, helpless without external intervention, female pattern baldness, bitches and moans about literally anything and everything, obsessed with drama and gossip
P. P. Burnell is, dare I say it, a spiritual mutt.

 

[OsamaBegLaden]

I wish someone could convince him to start buying sports cards. I know he hates sports but seeing him suddenly start acting like he knows everything about basketball or football would be hilarious.

 

[Sog Dog]

I wish someone could convince him to start buying sports cards. I know he hates sports but seeing him suddenly start acting like he knows everything about basketball or football would be hilarious.

The problem is that while football and basketball players may be sufficiently sweaty, muscular, and black, they don't have the chicken legs and peanut butter complexion that Phillip truly lusts for.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

I wish someone could convince him to start buying sports cards. I know he hates sports but seeing him suddenly start acting like he knows everything about basketball or football would be hilarious.

what about getting him to collect the world cup mcdonalds cups

 

[PD43]

Kat must have done some nasty passive-aggressive shit to Phil. We saw how vindictive she was with Subaruman. Add on that she's clearly FAT, miserable, hates every second she's around Phil. If she didn't rely on him to fund her life, she might poison him to death.

I can't believe how he tried to put the blame on her for throwing the rubbish out. You expect everyone to believe Kat just happened to throw out the trash seconds after you unpacked a valuable card? Nigga...

 

[ResignedCustodes]

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"Dad! You shot the Zombie Burnell!"
"He was a zombie?"

 

[k farmaday]

 

[SensesFail]

He's having a melty over people asking about Mina The Hollower.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

Is that his navel? Why does it look like that?

 

[Windy Moors]

Watch this video to get sent to hell instantly

clap.mp4

Gay porn for the blind.
Clap Dem Cheeks:

I bet Kat has thought about burning piggy's card collection whenever she gets pissed at him.

She's probably using the duplicate cards as coasters, they really compliment their paper dinnerware.

Nobody tell Phil that Amazon sell Pokemon paper plates!

Spoiler: Images

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

He's having a melty over people asking about Mina The Hollower.

Dave: Has crashouts over AAA games like 007 and says they kill the industry, buys them all anyway
Also Dave: Talks about how indie games are the future, plays none of them unless they're on gamepass and crashes out if you want him to play any

I despise consoomers like this infinitely more than the Movieblob types who deny any problem and blindly consoom everything.

 

[Iron Hamster]

unlikely. he's nigger rich just like phil. and nobody is buying that faggots moldy-ass repackaged dropshipped coffee

Speaking of:

Judging by the way he looks he's been in andropause for the past 20 years.

The word you're looking for is 'menopause'.

The dev isn't saying anything about money or quality.

He needed a jump off point for his projection as no one cares about money more and less than no quality, than Phail.

He can't ever just take an L and move on. He can't ever laugh at himself. Must be hell, living with so low self-esteem.

And ends up giving detractors 2 Ws. One for buying the stupid things to begin with - and then making up the ridiculous lie trying to save embarrassment.

they don't have the chicken legs and peanut butter complexion that Phillip truly lusts for.

He'd absolutely crank one out over Victor Wembanyama. He's 7'4" and I think his chicken legs are 6' of that. They look like they should snap with any sudden move.

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

Ch.7 Bankruptcy can be a great option depending on what kind of situation you're in (no-low assets, high unsecured debt like credit cards), but the issue is that Phil lied on his filing and basically committed bankruptcy fraud. The only reason he got away with it is because the judge was a complete dipshit boomer who believed his ridiculous "business expenses".

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

Tons of vertical sections zero uses of the gravity boots so far today He is just rushing asking where he needs to go and upset when there are two paths to take.

Skipping any hard enemies he comes across or using stopwatch. Lance Catamadent gave 1 sub so he might save it today.


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DSP fighting one of the easiest bosses who has a huge hitbox so you do multiple hits on him easily. You would think this is the first boss he is fighting and not like the 30th.

and this fucking faggot somehow makes 150k a year off of this gameplay

 

[Shekelslovakia]

>spiritually indian: very clear izzat system regarding financial support, broken toilet, bad hygeine
>spiritually jewish: kicked off 109 platforms but it's never his fault, burns every bridge, morally corrosive, takes advantage of anyone and anything he can, eternal persecution complex, begged 6 million times in only 5 streams
>spiritually black: see 15 minute pigger theory, slave to his hedonistic desires (gambling, drinking, eating, etc), ugly fat white wife, neglects his son
>spiritually chinese: no creativity, zero evidence he has a soul, follows the broader consumer hivemind, can't drive, no empathy for others, hates animals
>spiritually female: unable to take accountability or responsibility for anything, 25 iq, yaps constantly, low t, helpless without external intervention, female pattern baldness, bitches and moans about literally anything and everything, obsessed with drama and gossip
P. P. Burnell is, dare I say it, a spiritual mutt.

> spirtually gay: idolizing a black man by taking shots at him but has said in the past that every streamer should be like him. saying alot of sus comments in the past about making out with John Rambo. Telling his audience that he's married but is uncomfortable playing games with hot sexy women.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

He got bullied in his beloved classic fighting games and he's coping over it super hard!

 

[Grandmas Cream Pie]

It was his old FGC friends razzing him while they took turns beating his ass like a runaway slave. They totally are friends. Totally. Really.

 

[Elbe]

"No pressure, but..."

 

[wierfrost87]

>spiritually indian: very clear izzat system regarding financial support, broken toilet, bad hygeine
>spiritually jewish: kicked off 109 platforms but it's never his fault, burns every bridge, morally corrosive, takes advantage of anyone and anything he can, eternal persecution complex, begged 6 million times in only 5 streams
>spiritually black: see 15 minute pigger theory, slave to his hedonistic desires (gambling, drinking, eating, etc), ugly fat white wife, neglects his son
>spiritually chinese: no creativity, zero evidence he has a soul, follows the broader consumer hivemind, can't drive, no empathy for others, hates animals
>spiritually female: unable to take accountability or responsibility for anything, 25 iq, yaps constantly, low t, helpless without external intervention, female pattern baldness, bitches and moans about literally anything and everything, obsessed with drama and gossip
P. P. Burnell is, dare I say it, a spiritual mutt.

I just learned about DSP recently and mostly from this site (and a bit from Kino beforehand) and I’m DEAD. It’s hilarious.

I’m sure he thinks everyone shitting on him are just a bunch of alogs.

 

[spacko]

He got bullied in his beloved classic fighting games and he's coping over it super hard!


bullied-1(1).mov

"if i had known it was my friends taking turns raping me i wouldnt have gone to the police"