DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[shekelshoah666]

4th place at EVO and the King of Retro showing you how it's done. This shit is fucking incredible how bad he is.

Bitching about having to explore the map and not knowing where to go even though the rooms are the same as the first castle just flipped.

 

[dspsbiggestfan]

15 minute break for 2 hours of gameplay
Lmfao

Dont forget the whale call at he sits at 39$ before gameplay

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

He is not spending money to earn more money, he is spending money to get money faster.

That is a very eloquent phrase which I will be using going forward, thanks!

 

[shekelshoah666]

Tons of vertical sections zero uses of the gravity boots so far today He is just rushing asking where he needs to go and upset when there are two paths to take.

Skipping any hard enemies he comes across or using stopwatch. Lance Catamadent gave 1 sub so he might save it today.

DSP fighting one of the easiest bosses who has a huge hitbox so you do multiple hits on him easily. You would think this is the first boss he is fighting and not like the 30th.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Tons of vertical sections zero uses of the gravity boots so far today He is just rushing asking where he needs to go and upset when there are two paths to take.

Skipping any hard enemies he comes across or using stopwatch. Lance Catamadent gave 1 sub so he might save it today.


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DSP fighting one of the easiest bosses who has a huge hitbox so you do multiple hits on him easily. You would think this is the first boss he is fighting and not like the 30th.

How in the absolute FUCK is he still using the Fairy familiar?! The Sword familiar would make this fight that much easier.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Maybe when Wings returns to the internet, he can begin his Pokemon grift and get addicted to card collecting just like Phil, he does have that Fat Pikachu plush after all so he's at least more of a Pokemon fan than Phil is. I bet Kat has thought about burning piggy's card collection whenever she gets pissed at him.

Kat must have done some nasty passive-aggressive shit to Phil. We saw how vindictive she was with Subaruman. Add on that she's clearly FAT, miserable, hates every second she's around Phil. If she didn't rely on him to fund her life, she might poison him to death.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Literally the exact moment that I tuned in today lmao.

He sure does seem to love these Castlevania streams!

 

[Twrx]

How in the absolute FUCK is he still using the Fairy familiar?! The Sword familiar would make this fight that much easier.

Does he even have the sword familiar? Probably doesn't know that if he gets it leveled beyond 50, it can be used as a one handed sword that's pretty powerful. But not quite game breaking like the crisegasgrim.

 

[shekelshoah666]

Literally the exact moment that I tuned in today lmao.

He sure does seem to love these Castlevania streams!


shut up and money me.mov

Watching this dude play this game is something else. I knew it would be rough but like what 6-8 hours in and he can't even slash correctly still?

He is closing in on the library johnnepper is gonna get him to farm for crissaegrim and make it even easier for sure.

Bro he thinks this castle is different than the other one layout wise holy fucking shit man

DSP gunt spotted

 

[Baklava]

Oh my god phil USE THE SHIELD

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Still can't get over that number

Piggy could replace his ENTIRE setup, PC, consoles and monthly supply of gin and he'd still be nowhere near 9k.

Don't worry. The IRS is nothing if not tenacious and meticulous. They let people think they are getting away with it, and so they become even more fraudulent. They are patient. They usually wait the whole 10 years before bringing down the hammer, ensuring maximum finance charges.

Trust me. I know this is how they operate because they smacked me before and that's how it went down. Mine wasn't huge mind, sold some stock, took a good guess at what my capgain tax was and I was off a few grand. Didn't even think about it until I got the letter 10 years later.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Does he mean for that to come off as fucking aggressive and rude as it sounds?

All his money demands are rude.

At this point, Phil might as well have a sign flashing "ZERO SELF AWARENESS" every time he opens his mouth.

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How many nights do you think he was up trying to find the perfect e-thot not fat angle for this gayness?

Games are now on wagequit watch if they don't hit the goal of $150

"now"?

Remember when Phil used to rant about how buying Pokémon cards is bad since it took it away from kids, which are the intended audience

So the 6 year old manchild was crying that people were preventing him from buying packs. You didn't expect that?

Not only are goals back with pokemon packs, but he is mega beging for a 50$ double pack amount.

At 9$ a pack, his 150$ goals, with 1 free, 1 at 100, and 2 at 150 with a 50$ totally not fake tip, would mean he only made 114 before any cuts.

Not only are goals back, theyre back to nearly the lowered 100$ goals!! AHHHH PANIC

edit: called it. 50$ totally real tip that definitely said long live the king with little fanfair. "thank you whoever that was" after "hold up I just checked my tips" and after banning someone saying dsp makes money on packs.

DSInflation always cracks me up.

 

[Pizza Parker's Pizza Time]

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4th place at EVO and the King of Retro showing you how it's done. This shit is fucking incredible how bad he is.

Bitching about having to explore the map and not knowing where to go even though the rooms are the same as the first castle just flipped.

It's actually alarming to me that he's somehow surprised by every little discovery in a castle that, with some minor exceptions, is the same castle rotated 180 degrees. Like he's baffled by all these save rooms in the necromancy lab being so close to each other when that's the first real area in the first castle.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

It's so kino that this flabby skinnyfat narc fuck is going to be forced to dance to the increasingly autistic niche content desires of his increasingly autistic shrinking audience as he gets older...and older...and older. And be miserable about it the whole time.

Dance, piggy! Dance!

 

[Twrx]

Oh my god phil USE THE SHIELD

"Only sissy use shields" -Phil probably

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Waiting for Phil to phase out the “free” pack on every stream after he comes back from a day off and realizes he’s not making enough with this grift.

 

[The Paleblood Vessel]

How in the absolute FUCK is he still using the Fairy familiar?! The Sword familiar would make this fight that much easier.

I mean you saw it right there in the video, if he wasn't using her he'd be getting Game Overs because he's too stupid to heal himself.

Does he even have the sword familiar? Probably doesn't know that if he gets it leveled beyond 50, it can be used as a one handed sword that's pretty powerful. But not quite game breaking like the crisegasgrim.

He has the sword familiar, but he stopped using it when he got to the upside down castle because he ran to the fairy to act as a healbot.

 

[Optimus Crime]

It's so kino that this flabby skinnyfat narc fuck is going to be forced to dance to the increasingly autistic niche content desires of his increasingly autistic shrinking audience as he gets older...and older...and older. And be miserable about it the whole time.

Dance, piggy! Dance!

Couldn't happen to a nicer person.

Fuckface couldn't even rally $100 bucks. Fuck you Jax, better step up, open 2 packs bitch. Please your master. All that money you've given to the pig would've 100% gotten you a car but you felt that felting anonymous assholes on a kiwi farming imageboard is more important. Yes... Feed him, feed him more.

In all honesty, fuck you jaxraxor

 

[Cardef1121]

Every day DSP proves that contempt is the only asymmetrical expression. Both by him displaying it to his dents and by inducing it in me.