Well just so you know you can come by tonight and donate $50 for a pack opening even during The Baby In Yellow! Last time he streamed it it did great (it was all 1 sock account doing $150 to get 3 packs open) so tonight will be more of the same!
The dents are too stupid to push back on this shit. ALT said it best on the restream today, Phil doesn't understand that a streamer receiving $50 donation is not normal, but Phil has a bunch of parasocial losers dumping this kind of money regularly.
A man can pray for a miracle. Flowers for Algernon type of miracle. The day of the undenting when the fog lifts off their minds.
DSP has always had a very high Contribution per Viewer average. Was top on Twitch for a bit. It is crazy till you remember all the Dents are Retarded. They worship a failed bankrupt man baby, someday they will get there just Like The Retard King D S P
My hope is that he'll soon have so few dents that, while he'll still receive absurd amounts of money for his garbage content, it starts to ebb and flow for weeks at a time so he's stuck in constant paranoia about whether or not he'll get paid
Get there?! timboslicegb filed for bankruptcy twice, and the latest accounts indicate he was speedrunning towards a third.
To be fair I don't know any retards good at managing their finances. That's Kinda a baked in fundamental function of retards. Hence why DSP is not living under a bridge yet. He taped into the power of fleecing his fellow retards. Will it last forever or will a mold induced infection kill him sooner rather than later. Only time will tell. If he can build a Mold immunity from living for years with a leaking toilet and shower in one of the wettest places on earth. He might outlive us all. Bow to The Retard King DSP
I think I understand but could you say it a couple dozen more times just to really drive it home for me? As a detractor I am very mentally deficient.
I was thinking of that today. He talks so much about how well he's doing and how great things are but how many people are unironically watching Phil? Fifty? And he wants $150 from these people twice a day. That's $6 a day, per person, or $180 a month. And the crazy part is that he doesn't even think of that. He likes having more viewers because it feeds his ego but it has absolutely no bearing on the goal. He could have 5 people watching and he still wants that $150 for both streams. He wants more viewers for his ego but this 18-year-veteran of content creation doesn't understand the concept of growing his viewership so that he makes more money.
He doesn't think he has 50 unironic viewers, he has said plenty of times he believes he has THOUSANDS of unique viewers. Somehow to him every single viewer on the day and night stream every day are entirely different, even though he says the same names in the dent roll call every time, and then he believes all 600 views or whatever of an ahn demhand video are all completely distinct genuine fans from all of the stream viewers.
He demands 300 dollars a day to roll out of bed and turn on his PC. Dragon Gooner did all the work and did not even get a handy. 300 doll hairs a day or he Cries like the man baby retard he is to fellow retard man babies. Dents deserve him. Dentractors are the biggest trash but I suspect its mostly RTU and Doody and that ilk that make up a big portion of his daily tide.
Doesn’t even have to be shiny or new. He had a singular lonely poker chip in his background just because he had Rich’s LAST CHIP. It’s just the Wolverine story all over again honestly
If you like the content, support it! He's out there working his ass off
Perhaps the reason Duncan stuck around is because Phil hoards stuff like a dragon. Darziak thought "Close enough.•
HE FUCKING SLEEVED A SPEAROW!
Shit like this is why Phil is my tard of choice to laugh at. His commitment to keeping a lie going especially when everyone knows he's lying, he knows he's lying and he knows that everybody knows he's lying. Like dude just admit you were bullshitting and the only workout you do is pushing Kat up the stairs.