💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AnOminous]

How did Rekieta convince ratwife he was homosexual when they met?

He blew a dude and swallowed all his cum.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick treats his own wedding vows like he treats speed limits, but a DM from some anime tea peddler is a blood oath lmao.

The tea guy should just start pulling Rekieta level pedantry.
"Ah but I never claimed I wouldn't type anything to the contrary. Checkmate stalker child."

Nick is never that detailed in his pedantry. He won't even be boxed in with "that's a lie!" - it would be too committal.

The Tea Guy should echo Nicks pedanrtry because Nick has shown he thinks that style of argument used against him is unfair.

Whenever Nick makes a statement of fact re Tea guy, reply with:
"That's not true." and nothing further.

Whenever Nick claims the tea guy made any representations:
"I never said that." and nothing further.

Those are the lying liar who lies arguments Nick employs almost exclusively.

 

[Captain Manning]

One weekend's worth of Nick and Kayla's doctor-shopped prescription drugs is one suitcase in itself. They gotta then muffle the sound of hundreds of pills rattling so TSA doesn't get funny.
Its a lot of work.

Reminder that Nick also mentioned he owns a pill press. "Packing" could mean he and Kayla are busy packing pills full of God knows what for the trip. Lol.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Say the HRO sticks. How I understand the process is that police would take the report from Aaron and if they (police) think it’s a violation, it moves up the chain to whatever level the prosecutor is on. From there, they decide if it violates or gets thrown out (like they all apparently have up to this point)

Gotcha. Wasn't sure if it would albe a situation where they would show up to his house and ask him to stop. I'm not a retard so I've never had any HRO experiences.

 

[AnOminous]

Reminder that Nick also mentioned he owns a pill press. "Packing" could mean he and Kayla are busy packing pills full of God knows what for the trip. Lol.

What did this dope fiend even use that for? MDMA?

 

[Strix454]

so he was an INCEL

He was an unaccomplished in anything high school nerd. In college, he was a ratty-looking skin-and-bones guy who played alot of video games and watched lots of dumb 1990s teen sex comedies while living in the dorms. His classes were mostly in the English department where there should have been available women. But not for him. I suspect by the way he talks he was also heavy into porn. Then he turned his life around by becoming a male cheerleader.

So yes. Very much an incel biography. Even today under the surface, you can see all kinds of incel behavior sometimes coming out. His occasional hate for women in particular.

But its also kind of gay. I mean English major and male cheerleader?

 

[Leylon Sneed]

What did this dope fiend even use that for? MDMA?

I've seen them used to make hash pills, MDMA needs a bonding agent, it won't press on its own. Cocaine is easier to rock than it is to press. It's Nick though so he's probably trying to press galaxy gas.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

How did Rekieta convince ratwife he was homosexual when they met? What would he be doing and who with that sealed that "lie"? Was it nude tae kwon do with his male friends? Was it hanging out in his underwear with other men "as a joke"?
Was it sucking off a black football player?

It's Rekieta. Much harder to convince her he was bi let alone straight.

Kayla: "No offense Nicky Bobby, but I've known you for your entire Freshman year and I'm not breaking up with either of the Matts so you can avoid an unpleasant conversation with your mom. It's not like she hasn't noticed the cum stains on your ties or lolicon outfits. "

 

[Harm]

Bickering with the people who denounced him years ago is so lame. Even if Nick wins this slapfight with the tea salesman, so what? It's like all the times DSP desperately flailed to get any W over the years. The L that is his life will always overshadow any W from now on.

Seriously, the dude is still trapped in a miserable existence, crippled by his addictions, slaving away avariciously for handouts from people who hate him, stuck in a loveless marriage, caring for pets he doesn't give a shit about, overexposing himself as a bitter retard for the world to see, chasing clout from streamers who don't hide their contempt for him, the only joy in his life coming from his substance abuse, he's too old to exercise, and all while his old friends leave him behind for better lives in greener pastures.

Only question is, was I describing Phil Burnell or Nick Rekieta? Yes, I was.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Is there anyway we could troll Nick into using Fent? I wouldn't mind laughing at a SilentRob arc.

 

[AnOminous]

I suspect by the way he talks he was also heavy into porn. Then he turned his life around by becoming a male cheerleader.

Imagine being a male cheerleader. What a total homo!

 

[Strix454]

Only question is, was I describing Phil Burnell or Nick Rekieta?

....or perhaps Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.

 

[Captain Manning]

What did this dope fiend even use that for? MDMA?

Your guess is as good as mine, but I would bet it is neither wholesome or legal.

I recall that after Nick said he had a pill press, @StarTrak connected it to the two strange pills the jail guards found in Kayla's prescription medicine bottle.

He also claimed they would hide weed gummies in bags of candy when traveling.

My point here is I doubt very much the Rekietas limit their illicit drug use only to their home, and I would not assume they are limiting the "medication" they are taking with them to Hackamania to the prescription variety.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

as you cater to horny wine moms and immoral degenerates who only associate freedom with hedonism.

You took all the opportunities given to you and fucked your career, marriage, family, and entire life. I took the opportunities I got with you, fixed the damage your later reputation caused me, and grew well beyond what you were able to offer me.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Minnesota looks hot today.

TDT and Nick continued on last night, with Nick eventually pulling up a private text message from 2023, in which TDT supposedly tells Nick that he will never deny Nick was once good for his business. I am sure Nick thought this was going to be some big own.

Imagine flailing and seething so hard, you retrieve text messages from 2+ years ago to make a point.

and it was disproven in court

Was not.
He's always lying.

 

[thebigdream]

Imagine being a male cheerleader. What a total homo!

I'm sure other homos even look down upon male cheerleader homos, it's that fucking gay. Like have some dick sucking class

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Is there anyway we could troll Nick into using Fent? I wouldn't mind laughing at a SilentRob arc.

If he keeps using cocaine, he's going to run into some fentanyl (if he hasn't already)

 

[Folgers Can]

"I DARE you to laugh at me, I'm always right!"
Begs the court not to allow Zoom hearings so people can't laugh at him.

Rekieta is so desperate to protect his public image. Between this and begging Judge Tvedten to refuse Zoom calls, it is plain as day that Nicholas Robert Rekieta is a giant pussy that can't take the limelight.

Now confirmed by an insider who would be in a position to know, just in case any dabblers looking forward to the next Potentially Criminal Unequivocally Criminal streamsnipe by the forever-unprosecutable Soft Weekly (a/k/a that certain convicted felon, infamous deadbeat dad, and admitted recidivist Zoom hearing recorder by the name of Corey David Williams last known to reside at 4087 Marianne Dr, Flushing, MI 48433 and last known to work at 9860 Dixie Hwy, Clarkston, MI 48348, but forever immune to extradition because his name happens to not be Ethan Oliver Ralph) might be at all curious as to who exactly is the one responsible for robbing them of that primo content:

0:28

[Timestamp 4:57:08]

I can't stop laughing at this clip.
PetShark.mp4
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6EKwjMmXpUs

The unforgettable memetic potential of Denny's 2.0 is lost on no one, it seems:

1:34

[Timestamp 16:32]

It's too bad that somebody is too busy with 2-3 uninterrupted days of packing sex toys and doctor-shopped scrips for an early start to Vegas to bother with even a brief man-on-the-street members-only stream from the airport in response to all these cheeky barbs. Pity, that!

Spoiler: Tangent

It's getting to be old hat since the Ralphamale's rightly molding Scarlett into a proper self-declared "Toeboy" like so much clay is well-established at this point, so it's nothing worth clipping anymore, but for any seasoned enjoyers of Scarlett kino, she just had some mildly amusing extended engagement with her second-favorite show's co-hosts from the chat starting at timestamp 3:30:50:

https://youtu.be/udKJ75ykplQ&t=12650s

 

[Steve Seagull]

It's too bad that somebody is too busy with 2-3 uninterrupted days of packing sex toys and doctor-shopped scrips

He doesn't realize he's not a "cool guy" by doing stuff like that, he's just the "creepy perverted uncle" the family tries to keep away from you because they're disgusting.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick's such a bitch

He'll help his wife get an unconstitutional restraining order against Aaron because he's mad Kayla posed nude for Aaron then call Aaron a bitch for getting a much lesser and more justified restraining order

He'll demand all court hearings be public because he can profit from them but will try and make his private