💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AltisticRight]

No one really believes this do they? He is kept by mommy, everyone knows this, right? And things aren't quite the way they were unless she's already settled the tax beef.

Even if his garbage LOCALS grants him $10k a month, it's just barely breaking 6 figures after tax.
So he's lying.
When he's opening his mouth and cocks aren't going in or out, he's lying.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Yes, she enabled it to an extent but the power disparity is the relevant part. Rekieta must never ever be allowed to have any form of control over other human beings.

That dynamic can take over to the point where they hit rock bottom and still feel they want to crawl back in, no matter the price because they are star crossed lovers (which Nick emphatically reinforced). Breaking out of it can be incredibly difficult, like going cold turkey from drugs because their brain chemistry becomes dependent on the cycle of approval and "love."

Its exceptionally telling that a woman who was formally a co-host on a podcast has now virtually disappeared after one relationship with Nicholas Rekieta.

 

[thebigdream]

He's fed his family by streaming since late 2018. Things will normalize once he gets his schedule locked down.

I choose to think this is another word game and so while the trust fund has fed the family since 2018, Nick fed the family cocaine and so it's technically true

 

[Salty Potatoes]

Even if his garbage LOCALS grants him $10k a month, it's just barely breaking 6 figures after tax.
So he's lying.
When he's opening his mouth and cocks aren't going in or out, he's lying.

Even if you assume he makes $120,000 a year he has 5 kids and the only thing his wife brings home is xanax and black bulls for the two of them; certainly not any money. That is only 270% above the poverty level for a household of 6. That's poor.

ETA: I clearly can't count since i t's a household of 7 not 6. $120,000 is actually only 240% of the FPL. Nick is even more poor.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Happy Easter everyone!

Nick, if you read this; Then know that Jesus Christ rose from the dead. He is not just a wise teacher, He is not just a good man, He is the Son of God, the Savior of Mankind, and is the Eternal God in the flesh.

 

[Maraschino]

Nick, if you read this; Then know that Jesus Christ rose from the dead. He is not just a wise teacher, He is not just a good man,

What you're suggesting Nick said about Jesus is actually more charitable and benevolent than what he actually said: he thought Jesus was "just some guy" who was also a sinner. That single belief is wholly incompatible with Christianity, full stop, irrefutably. If you think this, you are not a Christian.

He missed the very clear message the Bible said throughout which explicitly referred to Jesus as the son of God who was tempted as a man but still never sinned, and came to the literal opposite conclusion. It's a special level of retarded that makes it obvious why he was kicked out of teaching Sunday school, if he can "read" the faith's most important text and get none of its messaging despite it being right there. I bet the congregation wouldn't accept his lawyer magic words explanation for why he thought something so obviously wrong it's legitimately Satanic.

Nick probably "forgot" that something else that "ordinary sinner Jesus man" says is that if you lead children astray (like a Sunday school class), you'd be better off having a millstone tied around your neck and thrown into the ocean, but that'd be really bad for his myopia of incorrectly reading the Bible to support the lifestyle he's already engaged in.

Happy Resurrection Sunday everyone. Just remember Nick is likely seething even more on this day than others.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick still makes six figures and pays his own bills.

Based on his stream numbers 99.9% of that is the trust.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The way Nick is acting lends some credence to something I was told: that his PO is on leave and will be for quite some time. I would expect his substance abuse to only get more obvious and for us to have a hilarious spring and summer laughing at Nick.

Continue to seethe, faggot.

 

[not william stenchever]

yup any day now he will get back on schedule...

Now I want to play Schedule 1 a bit before family stuff today. I hereby name Molly and Benji my Easter bunnies who will go deliver the goods in thematically appropriate packaging.

 

[Beavis]

Let’s assume Nick’s claim of still having 900 locals subs is true (it’s not). He could eek out 100k before taxes between locals and streaming.

That’s still shit money when you have five kids and layabout wife.

Mommy errr the trust is doing the heavy lifting.

His past financial troubles had to do with investments and "how money moves around in the background".
https://youtube.com/watch?v=YhwtGXvJHco:2593

I thought Nick was an investing genius and that moron Aaron just didn’t understand how interest works like Nick does.

 

[Sneed Force One]

"Sean you're a loser! Your not even popular!"
Gets beaten by other law personalities, former LawTubers and even Dabbleverse chomos everyday.

"Don't fuck with a multi-millionaire! I can outspend you in every way!"
Downgraded to "100k a year" (by his own admission, probably still a lie), too retarded to profitably invest, has to beg Rumble for attention.

"I could make a 1mil channel in a day!"
So do it? Oh wait, you won't? Because your brand is radioactive?

"I DARE you to laugh at me, I'm always right!"
Begs the court not to allow Zoom hearings so people can't laugh at him.

 

[AltisticRight]

his PO is on leave

His PO was there, ever?

 

[Sneed Force One]

[Live / Archive]
Nick has his Alogs on the brain.
"I'm fulfilled! I'm happy! Its the detractors who are sad!"

 

[Nana_Feeder]

Ah yes, he was always known for such detached, objective critique and deconstruction of all the complex thematic elements interwoven throughout this modern-day The Count of Monte Cristo, while deriving no enjoyment from it whatsoever:

GreatestAnimeEverMade.mp4
[L1] [A1] [L2]

Who does he even think he's fooling with this shit?

What I don't understand is how Nick was ever associated with trad anything. Sure he homeschooled 5 kids, but he was always a gooner who did streams with Masterson and Drex's swinging degeneracy.

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[Live / Archive]
Nick has his Alogs on the brain.
"I'm fulfilled! I'm happy! Its the detractors who are sad!"

I can have a very good day, open up KF and shitpost in a span of 3-5 mins, then go back to my very good day. What is so hard about this?

 

[not william stenchever]

His PO was there, ever?

In feline form, residing in the ceiling.

 

[daffodils]

The longest segment on April, according to Grok (1h57m-2h3m).

- he would never leave his wife, but if she had left him, of course he'd have gone with April: "If I got divorced, I'd have to move on to another relationship!"
-he didn't want to have sex with April while she lived in the other house because "it didn't feel right".
- his marriage was under strain for "really specific and personal reasons" that will never become public and had nothing to do with what everyone is thinking

Nick talks about how it's important to have a good relationship with your probation officer so they'll believe you when your drug test comes back with a false positive. He does probation online now.

 

[Vibralldo]

"Sean you're a loser! Your not even popular!"
Gets beaten by other law personalities, former LawTubers and even Dabbleverse chomos everyday.

"Don't fuck with a multi-millionaire! I can outspend you in every way!"
Downgraded to "100k a year" (by his own admission, probably still a lie), too retarded to profitably invest, has to beg Rumble for attention.

"I could make a 1mil channel in a day!"
So do it? Oh wait, you won't? Because your brand is radioactive?

"I DARE you to laugh at me, I'm always right!"
Begs the court not to allow Zoom hearings so people can't laugh at him.

All Nick needs is for every streaming service to change their algorithms to push him specifically and he'll be back on top

Nick talks about how it's important to have a good relationship with your probation officer so they'll believe you when your drug test comes back with a false positive. He does probation online now.

So, Nick's clearly back on cocaine and this is his way of bragging that he's getting away with it

 

[Sneed Force One]

his marriage was under strain for "really specific and personal reasons" that will never become public and had nothing to do with what everyone is thinking

Kayla knew exactly what was happening. She was being replaced by a younger, bouncier blonde. It could not be more obvious.

Nick likes to act as though, unless you have direct evidence in hand, you are forbidden from reaching any conclusion at all. As if recognising the most likely explanation is somehow equivalent to blind guesswork.
People approximate competently. We weigh the facts, infer the likeliest outcome, and revise when new data comes in. That is basic reasoning. Children grasp it. Nick simply pretends not to when it suits him.

 

[daffodils]

These people love Jesus because they can do cocaine, abuse their kids, lie, cheat, and then pretend they're forgiven by saying "praise jeebus" once a week without making real change.

Archive/Link

 

[Bepis]

-he didn't want to have sex with April while she lived in the other house because "it didn't feel right".

...but it felt right in his home, in his marital bed, with his kids in the next room?