Poll Closed - Favorite Chris Moment 2016 - unclit is winner

[The Lizard Queen]

3. Sex vid. We've seen him do this nonsense before, just not this dramatically.

2. The PS4. Classic Chris behavior here. Lie, then spend money he doesn't have just to show the trolls.

1. The unclit, and the related subliminal hypnosis saga... seriously. He thought by cutting his taint he could grow a vagina.

 

[IV 445]

1. The unclit, and the related subliminal hypnosis saga... seriously. He thought by cutting his taint he could grow a vagina.

He thought he had grown some kind of soul china through YouTube videos. So one day he felt something down there, idk what it actually was, and decided to, help, it emerge.

 

[AnOminous]

when we realized chris wasn't getting better

It's sort of meta, but it is pretty amazing we had an unironic Is Chris getting better? thread for a while before Chris permanently nuked all such thoughts. At least until the next such thread.

 

[Bront0]

When he cured his :autism:.

 

[Jack Awful]

For me:
The Trump Saga (especially when he was calling directly for his assassination)
A cherry on top of a hilarious election cycle.

 

[Guy Smiley]

I think Unclit 2: Electric Boogaloo was probably the best moment of the year, but my personal favorite is the reveal of the PS4 purchase. It was pure Chris-Chan, with him trying to be sneaky and the Kiwis immediately seeinf through it.

 

[SoneeBoi]

When he managed to get his trolls to watch (and transcribe) 40 minutes of him continually dying in Uncharted while farting into the microphone.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Video of Chrissy in his MLP glasses macing a gamestop employee for selling wrong color arm sonic crap. "Don't call anyone!"

 

[AnOminous]

Video of Chrissy in his MLP glasses macing a gamestop employee for selling wrong color arm sonic crap. "Don't call anyone!"

That was 2015.

 

[Kumquat]

I remember when the election results came in, and about an hour later I thought "oh man, Chris is going to lose his mind and chimp out."

And Chris did not disappoint. Eid, Pmurt, eid!

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

The "I want to fuck my mother" was gold.

This right here was my jam.

 

[Holdek]

When he was paid $1,000 to make God knows how much Sonichu and then made exactly none.

 

[voiceguy]

When he moved into his new home and three days later it was trashed and he needed a roommate to pay the rent.

 

[ICametoLurk]

The most definite answer to the age old question "Is Chris getting better?".

 

[Very Honest Content]

Great year from OPL this year, vintage CWC at times.

I have to go with the post election dumping of the Pmurt figure into the cat litter-box in autistic impotent rage. It just cemented the truth about everything old being new again, even when it comes to Christory.

 

[The Queen of Trash]

That time when he totally, 100% without a doubt, got his power cut off.

Or that time some autist bought his tractor off of Craigslist.

But, for real tho, un-clit 2.0 was the best shit this year.

 

[Hodor]

It's a toss up between our president-elect eing Chris's latest hatesink and Unclit 2.0.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Anything having to do with binaural beats.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

My favorite was the time when he got raped and murdered in prison.

Hey, there's still a few days.

I was hoping for him to do something dumb today for the 2nd "DON'T CALL ANYBODY"-iversary, but alas.

Favorite moment was probably "I too have had dreams of having sex with my mother," with helicopter dick in close second. But I loved the "HelloLadyfans" & "Stephanie Bustcakes" videos, even if the former made my skin crawl.

 

[Somar]

Nothing else Chris did this year made me laugh as hard as this