Poll Closed - Favorite Chris Moment 2016 - unclit is winner

[IV 445]

Title says it all, what was your favorite thing in Christory that happened in 2016 ?

Just say the first thing that comes to your mind

Edit:

Spoiler

added poll. I initially didn't want to have a poll and just let it be a free for all. You're only allowed 10 choices in a poll, and Chris has done many laughable things in 2016. Plus there are micro-events that get overlooked but are still pretty funny, like when he tried to create Sonichu Entertainment of America, an entire guvking franchise of media and merchandise, which he soon forgot about lol.

But I think it's interesting to see what everybody thinks overall, so I added a poll with the most common choices I've seen so far, and an option for the overlooked gemstones of "other". Plus I got bullied into it

 

[Doc Cassidy]

He filmed the remake of For Julie's Eyes Only this year, that was pretty good.

 

[Ethel Mertz]

When he shat himself and did nothing.

Which is why I am a happy man.

(For Julie's Eyes Only: Episode 2)

 

[Judge Holden]

Well...i think its rather obvious

Meanwhile in the corner...

 

[GS 281]

@garbageraider fucking Kimi

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

He filmed the remake of For Julie's Eyes Only this year, that was pretty good.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1zosxGbUdLo

Yeah, this. Particularly the ridin' spinnaz move he pulls during this video.

 

[Another Fellow]

Either Chris bitching about Cole PISSING AND BURNING his money in BLEEDING CARNAGEE HALL , or the IslamicContent fiasco, even if Chris himself dindu nuffin in that.

EDIT: Also anything to do with Pmurt. I think Chris really flourishes when he tries to interact with the real world. "...puts down Women VERY BAD" kills me.

 

[Ethel Mertz]

He filmed the remake of For Julie's Eyes Only this year, that was pretty good.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1zosxGbUdLo

When he said "piledriver", I lost my shit.

Ever seen a dog mounting something? He looks just like that.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

Un-clit part 2, mostly due to the absolute horror of it all.

 

[Slowinthemind]

The sex moves video is the best bit for sure, we got to see the classic Chris for a few minutes.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

Un-clit 2 is the only answer here

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Hands down freezer jizz storage. He wrote do not eat. He wrote that for his mother's safety

 

[thismanlies]

It's a tossup between the hypnotic vagina and the Trump chimpout which got him featured on Infowars.

 

[CoolGuyHitler]

Eid! Pmurt! Eid!

 

[JULAY]

The time when he tried to lie about being given a PS4 from "Kagney Lynn Moore". He was so fucking smug in the "thank you" video, thinking he put one over on da trolls.

Or the "unban me" contracts he sent to stores that have banned him. That was pretty fucking funny too.

 

[MonoAcid]

The entire lesbian saga was a nice wee semi-return to classic chris: showing off freezing his sperm childish videos of him insulting and attacking Johann creating a competition for a fake cause and the finale: treating us to a showing of his 'acrobatic sexual prowess' was a great climax
Shame he has been mostly mellow and dull but it made the brief high points better and more surprising when they showed up and the financhu crisis is shaping up to dominate 2017 as he is running out of money fast, i'd like to see him be hit with something serious which'll spring him into action rather than a year of begging...

 

[Gunslinger]

Gotta say the spin move in the sex competition video. It's gonna be tough to beat that in 2017.

 

[QB 290]

Chris begs for money number 11
Way better then the first 10 times he begged that month

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

The fact that he really thought he was growing a vagina.

 

[thismanlies]

The fact that he really thought he was growing a vagina.

What happened to the unclit 2.0? Did he go to a doctor and get it disinfected?