Poll Closed - Favorite Chris Moment 2016 - unclit is winner

[ANDTHEBEAR]

I am torn over the frozen cum-sicles, him proving his sexual superiority to Johan, and the nightmare-inducing un-clit 2.0.

Stress sigh...

 

[muh_moobs]

W

I regret everything.

Would have been better with Guile Theme.

 

[cohensd]

I personally loved the interviews with Arthur as if someone was still interested in producing Sonichu stuff.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

I gotta go with how he confessed to spooning with him mom and confessed his sexual fantasy about her. BTW when did he show off the navy? I must've been gone that week.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

1a. Sex prowess moves
1b. Prostition vid (no anal)
2. Un-clit 2.o
3. Frozen navy

As much as I enjoy horrifying content, I cannot watch his sex moves without laughing every single damn time. 2016 has been a pretty fucking amazing year in Christory IMO. Glad to be here.

 

[MonoAcid]

1a. Sex prowess moves
1b. Prostition vid (no anal)
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I completely forgot about Stephanie Bustcakes 100 dollars'll get you anything...except anal...or trannies or men or people with std's... Always wondered what his 'Hidden potential' supposedly was

 

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

I'm really surprised the incest thing ain't being mentioned that much. Did everyone else see that coming?

 

[blastoiseplushie]

My favorite was definitely Spin-the-Blow-up-Doll.

The grossest was him wanting his mother.

 

[Permab&]

Honestly the sex moves video was the most horrifying this year.
Videos of Chris' sexuality will never cease to make me nauseous no matter how many times we see it. I can read about his Oedipal fantasies and laugh but seeing a morbidly-obese, autistic man piledriving a blow-up doll is hard to watch despite the humor.

 

[Mr Zero]

All the things we know about Chris don't scare me. It's all the things we don't know about that I'm truly afraid of.

 

[Male Idiot]

1st: Unclit Saga
2nd: Frozen Navy
3rd: Pmurt
4th: Boner for Barb

This is of course just my personal opinion.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Any ham-handed attempt by Chris to seem professional always tops my list.

 

[Marvin]

Any ham-handed attempt by Chris to seem professional always tops my list.

"Cuck-fu"
"Vaj-won-do"

 

[Kosher Dill]

Any ham-handed attempt by Chris to seem professional always tops my list.

It was funny, but you know he was just reading a script someone else wrote for him, right? I don't even consider that "content", any more than someone paying him $50 to read the Navy Seals copypasta.

 

[Damndirtytroll]

I regret everything.

This is an excellent song.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

I'm honestly surprised how underappreciated the Johan saga is. For a short while Chris was really back into classic form and I think it proved as well as any event in 2016 that Chris hasn't wizened up one bit. Hell he even encouraged audience participation with his poll. It's also funnier than cwcicle because it wasn't anything Chris leaked, he honestly thought a pair of hot lesbian wives would be impressed by a semi-naked 34 year old man wearing a bath turban dry humping a blow up doll. The unclit was disgusting and just a continuation of something from 2014. I ask you, if you were going to send someone Chris content from 2016 for a laugh would it be sex moves.avi or horrible pictures of a taint wound?

If the poll was what event from 2016 best encapsulates how fucked Chris' mental health is becoming I'd go with unclit though.

 

[Kumatora]

February 23, 1982