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No lead up to its release and no follow up or fall out. It's classic jaw-dropping stupidity. For as much as he claims to have learned from his mistakes over the years, this video feels like proof to the contrary.
 
The picture of Cole. The sheer amount of anger and entitlement that went into it was staggering. You can look at every inch of the drawing and find SOME dig at Cole.
 
Taint.

Not my favorite moment, mind you, but if you told me to tell you the most... memorable Christory moment of 2016, him carving his fucking taint open and calling it a vagina was definitely that.
 
The look on his face mid-recital of the Apache Helicopter copypasta, which someone paid him to read out loud on camera. Probably one of the least horrifying things to happen with him this year, and still hilarious imo.
 
Unclit 2.0. That was a fun thread. It's the most delusional he's even been. For all Chris bitches about how trolls ruined his life, they really did him a favor by convincing the idiot to seek treatment for it, probably even saving his life.

Pmurt rage is a close second. He's getting old and can't rage like he used to, but the Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!! video was a great return to form.

This year also had the end of the Sellout saga and the Financhu Crisis, and I liked both of those events. It was interesting to watch Chris constantly mishandle his online shop - being too lazy to process orders, focusing on stuff he preferred, like the Amiibos, that barely made sales, and finally getting banned from selling.

The Sellout saga was unique in that it was kind of a role reversal, where he had the leverage and (inadvertently) trolled his customers by sending out low-quality goods or just not delivering. It also shows just how inept he is, because there was a ton of demand and his expenses were so low (for everything except Amiibos), that he should've been raking in the cash for a long time, if he had approached his business with any kind of problem-solving skills.

His current excuse for being lazy, by blaming Lulu.com for all the stress they gave him by calling Sonichu fan-fiction and banning him from selling, which happened a year ago, is funny. Lulu is the modern version of Mary Lee Walsh.

I liked the Financhu Crisis and all the begging videos because it shows how determined Chris is to not work. If he hadn't been lazy to the point that Etsy banned him from selling, he wouldn't have needed to demean himself by making pig-faces and shouting "flub" on camera just to get a few bucks.
 
The rage against Trump was hilarious. It was like all the impotent yet funny rages against the trolls he did back in the day, only aimed at a much more important target with twice the stupidity and only a fraction of time.
 
Everyone's already reiterated the standout gold bits -- unclit 2.0, Pmurt salt, the sex vid, the goddamn sperm tupperwares in the freezer -- so I'll give an honorable mention to Stephanie Bustcakes. Everything about it was pure autism. Him trying to flirt with his upside-down camera, hugging his waifu pillow and trying to whisper huskily like a porn star, but making sure to emphatically state that he won't do anal.

The Pmurt salt was probably my favourite of the non-grossout stuff though. Chris kicking a 30-something dollar toy into the cat box because he sees it exclusively as a stand-in for Trump is just pure, unfiltered Chris logic.
 
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