Greta showed up at my door while I was taking a shit and family lied and said I was in Manila to get her to go away because Greta's physical appearance was apparently terrifying.
I told Greta this over FB:
>Come at me bro.
>No one was harassed. I stopped by to talk.
>I'm just getting started fucking with you boo.
>Ok.
>If you wanted to talk you probably could have just sent me a letter.
>Gosh, I'd have taken you out to dinner.
>This was way more fun.
>Yea but I was taking a shit.
>Your appearance scared her so she lied for me.
>She didn't mind my appearance the other night.
>I don't understand. Are you making a sex joke or are referring to something I don't know?
>Ask an adult.
>Right, so
>Let me put it this way
>I am considering your vague threats as a threat against my life.
>If I see you on premises I will ask you to leave.
>Beyond that I will consider your presence a threat against my life.
>I can and will stand my ground.
>Any further contact with me or my family will be reported to escambia pd as harassment.
>Thanks.
