[12-12-16] Phil is getting a visit from Greta

How many trans organizations have taken Phil in only to implode because of his destructive drama-seeking behavior???

Phil's 'bout to bag himself another kill.

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The funniest bit is going to be when they realise he's a huge liability and try to distance themselves from him. There'll be no more "Aunty Greta" when that happens.
 
I can see four possible outcomes to this "visit"

1) Greta Gargantua takes one step in Phat Phil's fortress, gets a whiff of moldy cheese and stale weed, promptly escapes

2) Greta and Nina take the Trannytrailer to visit Phil. Phil suspects them to be Kiwis and smacks Greta with a bat as the door opens. While Nina calls 911, Phil flails his arms and shits himself

3) Greta and Nina visit, the cows breed a new stock

4) There is no visit.
 
So much awesome ITT.

Didn't know the Angelo story... Makes sense. Older Parents bump uglies, poof autists fall out of vaginas like presents from Santa's fat tranny sleigh. Thought I was up on my Phil Phactz

then.. I cannot believe this silly goose decided to post this dick pity party. My W-quarters are on this is faux.
 
I smell a sex tape.

One that no would want to buy or see but a sex tape none the less.
 
Phil's plan nears completion. Once Greta enters his apartment, he's going to get nice and comfy, lay back on a couch that shouldn't be nearly as greasy as it is, and suddenly feel the shock of a multicolored bat against the noggin. Phil will complete his ritual at his shrine of vaguely Mexican knick knacks and maps, siphoning away Greta's estrogen laced blood, the most valuable commodity in the vampire under-society, before moving on, looking for the next locus of naive trans-people to strike.
 
That apartment must smell like a bed of decomposing raccoons.
No self-respecting Kiwi would touch Phil. except with a 6 foot pole.
We'd use a 6 foot pole.
Not even with that.
Their only interest in Phil is trying to use him to get us shut down. He's the worst poster child for cyberbawling ever but they'll learn that on their own...eventually.
What exactly is their plan?
Are they going to bottle Phil's BO and gases to nuke CloudFlare?
I wish they would take a road trip to Ruckersville, but Chris would probably just beg them for money and tell them how he was not interested in "fake women" after they did not comply with his financial demands.
 
Our mandate also includes incendiary weapons.
We also are licensed drive-by shooters for hire.

I wish they would take a road trip to Ruckersville, but Chris would probably just beg them for money and tell them how he was not interested in "fake women" after they did not comply with his financial demands.

I would buy from Chris if this happened. I would never buy from Chris.
 
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