[12-12-16] Phil is getting a visit from Greta

B-but Phil, didn't you disown your mom after Orlando? Like, didn't you say that less than a week ago?

Well he did call himself philip in his recent video
Even hes bored of his narrative

In fact, he also seems to have forgotten about "Daddy Rape Day" in favour of spinning the yarn that he's some kind of working class hero.

Angelo is already a hero to kiwikind
 
Or he's completely forgotten it, should probably have gotten it tattooed or something....

Like an autistic version of memento
In which true honest latinx princess Isobel searches for the vile far right weeaboo that ruined her life
I wont spoil the twist
 
Why is Phil still so gleeful at how Null hid in the bog from Greta. Is he honestly surprised?

I've said it before, but if a knife-wielding she-orc showed up at my door I'd hide in the toilet too. Hiding in the toilet from knife-wielding she-orcs is, in fact, the preferred way to deal with them.
 
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Destroyed his health to take care of his family, fought to get custody of his sons, tried his best to raise them, and is now dying from asbestos. Angelo is a true American, Phil doesn't deserve such an awesome father.
 
Well he did call himself philip in his recent video
Even hes bored of his narrative
True. I thought his recent references to him being post-op were a new lie to gain more asspats, but maybe he's just reached the stage where he has so many lies to keep track of that the whole story has collapsed.
Why is Phil still so gleeful at how Null hid in the bog from Greta. Is he honestly surprised?

I've said it before, but if a knife-wielding she-orc showed up at my door I'd hide in the toilet too. Hiding in the toilet from knife-wielding she-orcs is, in fact, the preferred way to deal with them.
It's true. What you do is hide in the men's toilet, then they'll stand outside and screech about transmisogyny for making them go into the men's room.
 
My money is on one of them offending the one within 2 hours. I 2ould assume some sort of hopeful sexuality interaction.
 
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