💬 Off-Topic Phil and weapons/military/self-defence general - Gun/military/self-defence talk that relates to Phil but isn't tied to a single update

Phil says he has a gun. What will happen from it?

  • Phil will shoot himself and get put in the hospital

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • Phil will get caught by police with the gun and get put in prison

    Votos: 2 3.6%
  • Phil doesn't have a gun; he will keep lying and saying he does

    Votos: 12 21.8%
  • Phil doesn't have a gun; he will shit himself and forget about this lie in a couple of weeks

    Votos: 41 74.5%
  • Phil's gun will get lost or stolen

    Votos: 0 0.0%
  • Phil will not take care of his gun at all, making it unable to work

    Votos: 0 0.0%

  • Total de votantes
    55
I never could quite gauge if Phil was truly one of those eastern bloc obsessed spergs similar to the guy that shot those two police officers in Pennsylvania. I get that Phil likes the ragtag proletariat conscript look of a lot of those Slavic armies, but going through a lot of his devianTart shit in my research for the Australatina Lolcow Wiki article, he seems to cite a mixture of NATO and Eastern Bloc weaponry, notably the FN FAL, M16A2, and some Heckler & Koch guns (Though maybe Phil might have thought that H&K was Easter German at some point, but in truth the company was unable to secure government funding due to the political climate at the time and ended up getting sold to British Aerospace's Royal Ordnance).

Anyway, it just seems kind of off for Phil, given how obsessive and autistic he is.
To very loosely get into Phil's gun spergery: his tastes in firearms change with what he wants to present as. Back when he didn't want to gas the kikes and pretended to be one of the Goys, he very much based his dumb nation on Israel. That's where the NATO stuff popped in. When he began to flail about communism, he mostly just mimicked Soviet Russia, probably because it's easier to find soviet tech than chinamen ones using Google. This mostly swapped the more he began to squeak and bounce about Marxism and especially came to a point when he said fuck the Jews.

His new spergery regarding Saturday Specials is most likely a way to pretend he is a hard core latino, since keltec and other things like it are bought for their cheapness by the gangs.
 
He should get a Bersa lol it would be cheap enough to buy with his tugboat
 
I never could quite gauge if Phil was truly one of those eastern bloc obsessed spergs similar to the guy that shot those two police officers in Pennsylvania. I get that Phil likes the ragtag proletariat conscript look of a lot of those Slavic armies, but going through a lot of his devianTart shit in my research for the Australatina Lolcow Wiki article, he seems to cite a mixture of NATO and Eastern Bloc weaponry, notably the FN FAL, M16A2, and some Heckler & Koch guns (Though maybe Phil might have thought that H&K was Easter German at some point, but in truth the company was unable to secure government funding due to the political climate at the time and ended up getting sold to British Aerospace's Royal Ordnance).

Anyway, it just seems kind of off for Phil, given how obsessive and autistic he is.

Certain South American countries tend to use a similar mixture of weapons as ADF is using for his Australatina, for example Venezuela uses a mixture of Russian / Belgian / American / Israeli weapons. Colombia also utilizes Israeli / Belgian / American weapons so I'd put this under ADF doing his research (well, looking up stuff from Wikipedia).
 
you mean magazines

Nah, not magazines, those go into the rifle. He means the spam cans the stuff's stored in until it's time to use it. I have a few in a different caliber.

Not that Phil would know how to open the can in the first place. You can all rest well, his communist revolution has been thwarted.
 
Didn't he get himself tattooed with a crude drawing of some Chinese 7.62mm x 39 ammo cans a while ago?

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Dunno if he ever actually ended up getting it as a tattoo.
 
It's somewhat ironic to get tattoos of weapons on an arm too weak and flabby to lift them. I guess it goes with the general theme of tattooing bicycles onto a fat pig too retarded to learn to ride one.
 
To very loosely get into Phil's gun spergery: his tastes in firearms change with what he wants to present as. Back when he didn't want to gas the kikes and pretended to be one of the Goys, he very much based his dumb nation on Israel. That's where the NATO stuff popped in. When he began to flail about communism, he mostly just mimicked Soviet Russia, probably because it's easier to find soviet tech than chinamen ones using Google. This mostly swapped the more he began to squeak and bounce about Marxism and especially came to a point when he said fuck the Jews.

His new spergery regarding Saturday Specials is most likely a way to pretend he is a hard core latino, since keltec and other things like it are bought for their cheapness by the gangs.
Given his dislike of the Juden and a few off-hand remakes he made about him drinking german wine and his mom being german, any possibility of him leaning towards more nazi style weaponry?

On another note, given his edgelord mentality I'm genuinely surprised he's never tried to depict himself as some sort of knife-fighter/assassin. We know he's made a post or two threatening people or groups with being stabbed, but he's never put any energy into making himself out to be some sort of tranny blademaster.
 
I think that's at least three different small arms ammo types he'd need for his shitty country since he has that mix of NATO and Warsaw weaponry on top of this oldie. That makes things like logistics and operations a pain in the ballsack and shows that Phil can only copy numbers and change them a bit, not understanding their purpose.
 
I think that's at least three different small arms ammo types he'd need for his shitty country since he has that mix of NATO and Warsaw weaponry on top of this oldie. That makes things like logistics and operations a pain in the ballsack and shows that Phil can only copy numbers and change them a bit, not understanding their purpose.
There's a little blurb on the image where it says it's rechambered in 7.62x51, which would mean his troops would either use 7.62x51 or 5.56x45.
ADF seems to mostly if not exclusively to have drawn his troops using NATO weapons, he draws AKs when he fanboys over Soviet Union or Islamic Terrorists.

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On another note, given his edgelord mentality I'm genuinely surprised he's never tried to depict himself as some sort of knife-fighter/assassin.
Himself? Idk. But he at least has a character that fits that description.
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Ya, looks like Phil decided to look up what types of guns that hoodlums like to use in an effort to "fit in", I guess with the latino community which I now assume he thinks is full of gangs.

Glocks were controversial at first since they were effectively all plastic in design. While they have a metal plate or two in them to prevent that whole "illegal to use due to being undetectable" thing, it was a big issue back in like the 80s when they tried exporting to Murika. Thing is that a determined criminal can get that plate removed. So the pigman is basically squeaking about a gun that may or may not raise an eyebrow since he also postures about wanting to murder people.

Why dont I hear stories about criminals using these to get past metal detectors?

GLOCKs have frames made of polymer, but they still have a LOT of metal in them. The slide, barrel, firing pin, springs, and lots of little parts are all steel because they have to be to stand up to the pressures and battering they take firing bullets. The whole "plastic/porcelain gun that can get past metal detectors" thing is Hollywood bullshit, originally coming from the second Die Hard movie. There is no such thing as a gun that can get through metal detectors.
 
GLOCKs have frames made of polymer, but they still have a LOT of metal in them. The slide, barrel, firing pin, springs, and lots of little parts are all steel because they have to be to stand up to the pressures and battering they take firing bullets. The whole "plastic/porcelain gun that can get past metal detectors" thing is Hollywood bullshit, originally coming from the second Die Hard movie. There is no such thing as a gun that can get through metal detectors.
Every time I see a post by you in this forum it's either raging at Phil for spending taxpayer money or talking up a largely irrelevant storm about guns and how you understand them better than him and find his inferiority/ignorance to be upsetting and rant-worthy. I like you and I think you're better than this. Please be better than this.
 
Yes Phil, choose the pistol with absolutely no kind of active safety mechanism.

For those who don't know, GLOCK pistols have no active safety mechanism, like a lever the shooter has to "actively" disengage to fire the weapon. They have a "passive" safety mechanism, meaning the user doesn't have to think about disengaging it. It's a small lever built into the trigger that blocks the trigger from moving unless the shooter's finger, or similar shaped object, is on the trigger move the lever. It's perfectly safe as long as you know what you're doing, but for a firearm naive person (like Phil) they can be a little more dangerous to handle.

Even the high end theatrical models have the same safety on them, the cheep one's just have a bit of plastic on the trigger that looks like the safety but is totally cosmetic, I have one of the cheeper one's in my gun safe because I used to use it for dog training (retreiver). And even for some one who is trained in firearm safety where that kind of safety isn't common because that kind of firearms isn't common it's still confusing as hell the first few times you come across it because you instinctively look for the manual safety.

But let's not derail the thread.
 
GLOCKs have frames made of polymer, but they still have a LOT of metal in them. The slide, barrel, firing pin, springs, and lots of little parts are all steel because they have to be to stand up to the pressures and battering they take firing bullets. The whole "plastic/porcelain gun that can get past metal detectors" thing is Hollywood bullshit, originally coming from the second Die Hard movie. There is no such thing as a gun that can get through metal detectors.
Well, there is that gun you can 3D print that's illegal, but that thing's quality is naff.

I also forgot there were metal components besides the plate that was put in, thus making it detectable regardless. I reckon that Phil wouldn't know this though until this was brought up.

I'm curious now on which other gun he'll bring up. My guess is another Saturday Night Special.
 
There is no such thing as a gun that can get through metal detectors.

That's why you don't bother trying to get your guns past the metal detectors. You just have a minimum wage dude working in baggage processing who gets the gun into the baggage compartment, and another dude who brings it to you.
 
Even if it could pass metal detectors..

What are bullets made out of? The case is brass, and the slug, copper, lead, etc.

Currently there is a big push in non metallic ammunition, I saw one document a while back where some one was talking about a Ceramic Polymer hybrid caseless round while it wouldn't set off a metal detector it sure as hell would show up on a metal detector.
 
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