World Leaders who are Lolcows

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William Howard Taft, if he were alive today would undoubtably have a mukbang channel on YT. The gug was such a fatty he got stuck in the tub at the white house.
Sadly he lived long enough to breed. This would lead to Ohio Governor Bob Taft, who was as much of a pain in the ass to all Ohioans as President Taft was to the rest of the US.
 
I've recently learned about "Honorius". A Western Roman Emperor that basically sat around and did fucking nothing as his empire burned all around his swampy refuge. Supposedly, there was a funny little exchange that exemplified his incompetency. And it all revolved around a chicken he named after Rome.

Messenger: “Sire! Rome has fallen!"
Honorius: "But she has just eaten from my hands!"
Honorius was genuinely a total retard but what made it so much worse was just how long he reigned for. Rome had shit emperors before like Caligula (not as bad as made out), Nero, Commodus, Elagalabus, Didius Julianus but they all had fairly short reigns. Honorius managed from 393 (9 years old) to 423 so he had a good 30 years to fuck everything up including but not limited to: killing his best general because some senator said so, killing the families of most of his army, wondering why said soldiers then proceed to join his enemies, ignoring the sack of Rome thinking his favorite chicken had died, forbade men from wearing trousers and banned gladiatorial games. His entire reign was a single gigantic clusterfuck of retardation.
 
Honorius was genuinely a total retard but what made it so much worse was just how long he reigned for. Rome had shit emperors before like Caligula (not as bad as made out), Nero, Commodus, Elagalabus, Didius Julianus but they all had fairly short reigns. Honorius managed from 393 (9 years old) to 423 so he had a good 30 years to fuck everything up including but not limited to: killing his best general because some senator said so, killing the families of most of his army, wondering why said soldiers then proceed to join his enemies, ignoring the sack of Rome thinking his favorite chicken had died, forbade men from wearing trousers and banned gladiatorial games. His entire reign was a single gigantic clusterfuck of retardation.
It's stuff like this that make me feel a bit better about the state of the world right now.

Retarded leaders fucking things up for everyone is something that happened since the beginning of time and things eventually swing back for the (relatively) better.

...And then they eventually swing back.(:_(
 
Argentine Presidents are almost always lolcows, especially any Peronists. Most notably:
  • Perón had a 14 year old lover, managed to piss off every social group possible, and reportedly was afraid of tall MP when he got old and frail, so in his third presidency they avoided the draft. Also hired Otto Skorzeny as a bodyguard.
  • Menem was a playboy, is seen as an omen of bad luck from the sheer number of bad things to happen to people who came in contact with him, and had a fair amount of retarded quotes, like when he thought we would soon have space shuttles to travel to Japan or another planet.
 
Sanna Marin the PM of Finland. She got caught clubbing till 4 am, is Finnish and 36 years old. We know she parties, Finns are natural cows, and she's pre-menopause so she'll be going through major life changes while in the public eye.
Keep an eye on her in the future, she's a real dark horse candidate.
She reminds me a lot of Jacinda Ardern. Another attractive, far-left, sheltered, millennial politician who everyone celebrates because she’s so “oppressed”.

White liberals are so obnoxious and hilariously out of touch with the people they virtue signal for. Most Africans and Arabs don’t support feminism or gay rights and practice FGM on a daily basis. But white liberals never do any research as they are so blinded by their obsession with how oppressed Africans and Arabs are.

It’s proof that even becoming a leader and seeing the dark parts of your country or other countries doesn’t change these self-flagellators.
 
I would suggest Jair Bolsonaro but there'd be no reason to start a thread about him because you can just read Trump's thread and remember that everything Trump does, Bolsonaro does about a week later. They're even both in exile in Florida now.
 
Some I've thought up from both Koreas:

-Park Chung-hee was scared shitless of color televisions apparently out of fear that this would encourage anti-government practices (???). This is why South Korea was manufacturing color sets for exporting as early as 1977, but did not officially use the technology themselves until 1980, which is relatively late compared to the rest of the world. For comparison, Japan adopted color television in 1960, and North Korea adopted color television in 1974.

-Turkmenistan isn't the only country to rename things in order to reinforce a cult of personality. County names were changed in North Korea to the names of Kim Il-sung's relatives. Huchang county was renamed to Kimhyongjik (his father) county in 1988, and Pungsan was renamed to Kimhyonggwon (his uncle) county in 1990.

-Chun Doo-hwan, instigator of the 12.12 coup d'etat and South Korea's last military dictator, was summoned to court relatively recently for spreading misinformation about the Gwangju Uprising (of which he caused). He claimed to only have "270 thousand won" in his bank account and failed to pay court fees and fines, but then it was revealed that he had a full course meal with fellow compatriots and family friends just weeks prior. He died not long after at the age of 90, reflecting a Korean proverb "The more you get insulted, the longer you live".
 

The King of Thailand isn't just the King of Thailand. He's Pretty much a Mafia Don.

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We've all heard the story about the creepy old guy flying to Thailand alone to get his rocks off with some underaged girl, or bring back a young wife. That's just the surface level. There's an entire network of Human trafficking operating there. Governments and Crime Syndicates are involved. Most of it is organized by the Administration. The Police on the ground are not trying to stop traffickers. They are trying to stop "unapproved" traffickers where the Government is not taking their cut. It's corrupt as fuck.

Sex trafficking in Thailand is human trafficking for the purpose of sexual exploitation and slavery that occurs in the Kingdom of Thailand. Thailand is a country of origin, destination, and transit for sex trafficking.[1] Child prostitution in Thailand is a problem. In Thailand, close to 40,000 children under the age of 16 are believed to be in the sex trade, working in clubs, bars, and brothels.[2]

Sex trafficking victims in the country are from all ethnic groups in Thailand and foreigners. Children,[3] rural people in poverty and or with little education, and migrants in Thailand are vulnerable.[4][5] Thai citizens, primarily women and girls, have been sex trafficked into other countries in Asia[6][7][8][9] and different continents.[10][11][12] Many are forced into prostitution and or marriage and unfree labour,[12][13] as well as forced surrogacy.[14] Sex trafficked victims are threatened and experience physical and psychological trauma. They contract sexually transmitted diseases from rapes, and abuse and malnutrition are common.[15] There has been an increase in cybersex trafficking in 21st century Thailand. The global spread of high-speed internet and increasing computer, tablet, and smartphone ownership has fueled online sex abuse and virtual prostitution.[16] Some victims are coerced to be in pornographic films and live streams paid by clients worldwide.[3]

The government of Thailand has been criticized for its response to sex trafficking. The identification of sex trafficked persons is limited and there is a low rate of prosecutions and convictions of perpetrators. Corruption is widespread[1][17] and some officials, police, and the military have been complicit.[18][4][19]

 
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