DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

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Can you imagine in 20 years he will have a giant 6 and 0 behind him... Cant wait.
I wonder if he'll genuinely be streaming when he's 60. Will it be the same wheelchairs and dentheads? Will a new generation of socially isolated gen z autists revive his career? Will he still make 6 figs? From an anthropological standpoint it's really fucking interesting to think about. Man's channel is a living boomer time capsule.
 
Turning 40 is obviously going to make him even more of an obnoxious asshole when it comes to navel gazing. He already thinks his terrible fighting game skills and "career" in video games makes him some kind of expert. Now it's going to be "I'm 40, I know what I'm talking about" with even more arm-crossing and talking down to the 6 or so people who care what he has to say.
 
I wonder if he'll genuinely be streaming when he's 60. Will it be the same wheelchairs and dentheads? Will a new generation of socially isolated gen z autists revive his career? Will he still make 6 figs? From an anthropological standpoint it's really fucking interesting to think about. Man's channel is a living boomer time capsule.
I can’t imagine he can make it to 60, but we’ll see. Does Phil pay into social security? That and his lack of savings is going to fuck him hard. He’ll probably have to sell his condo, move into section 8, and apply for Medicaid to afford the diabetes medications he is certain to need.
 
Turning 40 is obviously going to make him even more of an obnoxious asshole when it comes to navel gazing. He already thinks his terrible fighting game skills and "career" in video games makes him some kind of expert. Now it's going to be "I'm 40, I know what I'm talking about" with even more arm-crossing and talking down to the 6 or so people who care what he has to say.
One thing I've noticed he talked about when he mentioned turning 40 soon which is a thing he'll probably play up is his newly gotten wisdom. Now to be fair, he's far from the first and certainly not the last loser stuck at level 1 in life who thinks "wisdom" means that people should listen to him just because he has survived enough years on this godforsaken planet. The difference though is that old farts at least wait until they've survived 60 years before they start browbeating you about their wisdom and their cringeworthy "back in my day" boomer stories.
 
I wonder if he'll genuinely be streaming when he's 60. Will it be the same wheelchairs and dentheads? Will a new generation of socially isolated gen z autists revive his career? Will he still make 6 figs? From an anthropological standpoint it's really fucking interesting to think about. Man's channel is a living boomer time capsule.
The guy is falling apart at 40 where normally you would at 70. He's going to be in the hospital before 50 at this rate.
 
I just had a brilliant idea for Phil and am giving it to him here free of charge as a birthday present:

In syndication, the cable channel TBS realized that if they sped up the show Seinfeld by 7.5% people couldn't tell the difference, and with that time saved they could then insert even more commercials.

Phil I propose that you record your stream and then re-stream it slowed down by 7.5%. This will extend a 1.5 hour "podcast" nearly 7 more minutes, and a 4 hour stream by 18 minutes resulting in 7.5% more tips. This is what the Jews refer to as "passive income".

Happy birthday and you're welcome big guy.
 
These sock accounts always pipe up to defend Phil's honor when there's some easy semantic hairs to split like "how many hours constitute a gaming marathon". Yet when something like the recent Piece video exposes how Phil is a scumbag in black and white they are silent.

The correct answer for a marathon is 24+ hours.

1-6 is a short session
7-14 is a medium session
15-23 is a long session

EDIT: This is actual playtime, no breaks, stoppages, or bullshitting with podcasts.
 
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Phil's birthday thoughts are going to center on "I've grown and matured so much in the past few years" (while he curses and bans any dissenting opinion); "I'm happier than I've ever been" (while the pale, bloated face of a 60-year-old stares back at us) and "I'd be even better if those mentally ill detractors and Twitch hadn't screwed me." So, basically every other prestream.

I will note that even if you don't get mad at Phil's income (and you shouldn't since he's still bankrupt and broke), it will still be unpleasant to watch him make $1000 or more today just for whining and eating BBQ.
 
Phil's birthday thoughts are going to center on "I've grown and matured so much in the past few years" (while he curses and bans any dissenting opinion); "I'm happier than I've ever been" (while the pale, bloated face of a 60-year-old stares back at us) and "I'd be even better if those mentally ill detractors and Twitch hadn't screwed me." So, basically every other prestream.

I will note that even if you don't get mad at Phil's income (and you shouldn't since he's still bankrupt and broke), it will still be unpleasant to watch him make $1000 or more today just for whining and eating BBQ.
I think that is a lofty number based on some of his last marathons. He will get a handful of larger tips from some regulars and from some "unknowns", but I think today will be par for the course otherwise. I'd be surprised if he clears $500.
 
I hope phil reads letters from all the people whose life's were saved or were inspired to turn it around by a grumpy old man playing video games poorly over the last 40 years.
 
If we are going to predict how much he rakes in from the whales, I'm going with him hitting the $500 but not $1K.

I'm sure Jaxx have been saving up so he can give Phil a nice present, 1MM should also be there with a nice present and I'm fairly sure he's not the only paypig to do so.

But there are not as many paying customers now as there were just 2 years ago, I might be :optimistic: but Phils just doesn't seem to be ably to do "an emergency" beggathon and rake in $2K anymore.

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I will probably be proven 100% wrong by 1MM dropping a fat $1K tip on Phils big day.

Edited for spelling and such because I'm an idiot.
 
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rolling the D20 for a "its been tough man, it really has... being alive for so long" segment where phil breaks down in tears and compares his entire life struggle to an aging veteran who fought across the european continent in world war 2.

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zero percent chance of a khet appearance or him being forthcoming with any information we don't already know though. Even if he has some terminal disease or has a new 5 year plan he's not gonna tell us.
Phil starts blubbering about how he had it so hard and how he has persevered through all the bullshit, then you hear a knock at the door and he goes to grab the slice of german chocolate cake that Kat left on the floor in front of his door. He takes a bite and winces because the sugar from the frosting makes his teeth hurt. He attempts to smile and say how much he loves the cake, but can't get the words out behind the grunts and moans of pain. Of course, this is all after his doordash order comes and Phil complains for ten minutes about how the driver didn't go directly from the restaurant to his front door and now the food is slightly cooler than it could have been. No tip for you!
 
I 've generally had a nihilistic view on all things DSP-related. But even I am looking forward to his 40th scamday. If nothing else, I genuinely expect some rage and salt from him. Don't get TOO excited, DSP, I'll still watch detractors report/etstream instead of your own stream.
 
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Custom robust replies. Kinda funny how the only person he calls sir is a consistent tipper also ♿
 
The correct answer for a marathon is 24+ hours.

1-6 is a short session
7-14 is a medium session
15-23 is a long session

EDIT: This is actual playtime, no breaks, stoppages, or bullshitting with podcasts.
Agreed, his definition of marathon is what a lot of young dudes do twice a weekend. When I was a younger my friends and I would spend all summer putting in fucking 8 hour league sessions every other day. And we sure as hell didn't make 6 figs to do it
 
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