DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Was Phil directly involved with Raw Phil getting banned on Youtube?

  • Yes

    Votos: 258 98.9%
  • No

    Votos: 3 1.1%

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philip, philip loves his money... he makes a lot they say... he spends his days counting... in a middle unit condo owned by the bank... he was born a pauper to a pawn on an april day... when the washington post said god is dead, and the war's begun... david burnell has a son today... he shall be philip... and he shall be a gouty man... in tradition with the family plan... he named his son jasper 'cause he likes the name... jasper spends all day chewing cables... jasper he wants to go outside... leaving philip far behind
 
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Phil's big day is on international asexual day, didn't even know this was a thing but thanks twitter.

Seems almost fitting.
Today is also the "International Day of Sport for Development and Peace".

Yeah, when we talk about Phil, what that comes to my mind is physical activites, overall development and peace.
 
What is this 84,000-retweet thing he is talking about, the Oscar's thing? Is he really that delusional that he thinks he is 'massively viral' because of clout chasing and algorithm bullshit.
 
I have gotten secret footage of the extended authentic Italian Burnell Sylvanio Salvagno family making the authentic Italian sauce for Phil's birthday. What a loving family he has that doesn't hate him.
 
I have gotten secret footage of the extended authentic Italian Burnell Sylvanio Salvagno family making the authentic Italian sauce for Phil's birthday. What a loving family he has that doesn't hate him.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7ZVCrYYFxmk
"Jimmy had this system where he would slice the superchats so thin they liquify in the pan and disappear from the chat. It was a very good system"
 
Wow guys, I just, I can’t believe I’m actually FOUR DECADES OLD NOW. WAAAAOOOOW.

Do I feel old? No, not really. Am I the happiest I’ve ever been? Yes! Will I be streaming for the rest of my life? Probably.

You know it’s interesting. I’ve had TONS of people asking me over this past week what my legacy means to me, and my answer is thus; I have people tell me every day that my content stopped them from killing themselves. Or they’ll tell me I’m all they have apart from jerking off to pictures of wolf people all day. ACK ACK ACK. But seriously I get to come here every day and make meaningful content for you absolute braindead chunks of flesh with bank accounts. This means way more to me than being hugely popular and rich. That being said, we’re sitting at $1,225 in tips and it sure would be great to hit $1,250 because it’s been about half an hour without a single contribution.
 
I couldn't care less. Is this what focus kids these days? 40yo guy playing 6 hours a day instead of 10?
These sock accounts always pipe up to defend Phil's honor when there's some easy semantic hairs to split like "how many hours constitute a gaming marathon". Yet when something like the recent Piece video exposes how Phil is a scumbag in black and white they are silent.

 
Humm you know thinking about it those people who said his content stopped them from killing themselves, maybe it isn't a lie. Maybe they looked at Phil, his life and achievements and said "even I'm not this bad". Thanks for being an inspiration Phil, we know where the floor is and how not to hit it.
 
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