DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Adebisi]

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I hope you guys have seen the thumbnail for Phil's next stream

Not a children's entertainer

Also big ups to the art work detractors you don't look for ass pats you just let the work speak for itself.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

40 years old and still doesn't understand what marathon means

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

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40 years old and still doesn't understand what marathon means

The men's world record for the marathon is 2 hours, 1 minute and 39 seconds. Phil will spend nearly double that playing games today. DEBUNKED.

 

[RustedPeacock]

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40 years old and still doesn't understand what marathon means

You tell me dweeb what does marathon mean to you!

 

[Prince Lotor]

You tell me dweeb what does marathon mean to you!

According to Phil's definition he conducts 1.5 gaming marathons every day, 6 days a week.
Except for special occasions when he actually calls them marathons and then he only plays 60-75% of the amount he does on a normal day.

 

[RustedPeacock]

According to Phil's definition he conducts 1.5 gaming marathons every day, 6 days a week.
Except for special occasions when he actually calls them marathons and then he only plays 60-75% of the amount he does on a normal day.

I couldn't care less. Is this what focus kids these days? 40yo guy playing 6 hours a day instead of 10?

 

[you_get_snu snu]

Ugh the fact that he's definitely gonna be blessed by his wheelchair sugar daddies is gonna make this a very insufferable mess to witness

You tell me dweeb what does marathon mean to you!

When most streamers do marathons the intent is to finish the game they're playing in one sitting. You know like when a runner is doing an X mile run all the way to the finish? Unlike Phil that plays a little here then moves to some thing else there, rinse and repeat, and all during his normal stream hours.

 

[Philbo Beggins]

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40 years old and still doesn't understand what marathon means

What "thoughts" could he possibly enlighten us with that we haven't heard 17,000 times before? Absolutely nothing.

Get ready for a complete autistic run down of his entire life starting with "Ever since I lost my job at the helicopter place in 2010".

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Once again, just in case anyone was wondering why Phil didn't want to play Gran Turismo 7. Props to @Piece of Peace for this one.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AXvTbpep30A

I love how at 0:50 the game asked him if he wanted to increase the difficulty because he was winning to much and he quickly pressed no without reading the prompt so no one catches up on it lmao, real gamer right here.

Edit: Regarding the tweet saying that he is 40 now and has thoughts on it that he will discuss on his marathon, Phil is a shut it with no friends, he plays video games for a living and doesn't read books or keeps up with current events, what can he possibly talk about? It's just going to be a huge cope session about how he dindu nuffin wrong in his life ever and about how much he has machoored since he started doing this as a 30 year old child.

 

[TurdFondler]

I can't wait for Phil's Future Message where he gives us all safe life advice from his long and storied streaming career.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I can't wait for Phil's Future Message where he gives us all safe life advice from his long and storied streaming career.

Predictions:

1) "40 makes me look back on a lot of the stupid shit I did"
2) "Now I own up to my mistakes, since that was a different person"
3) obligatory midlife crisis denial segment, happy and "i love my life" pity party
4) "There are people out there shitting on me on my birthday"
5) "They are mentally ill and should do something else, I'm telling you because I used to be like that"
6) life advice segment from a bankrupt guy who is unfit to work any job whatsoever
7) gratitude segment for his fans enabling him for the last 5 years
8 shitting on trolls segment while counting tips, maybe some bait
9) RTU swings by for a $10 and gets a fake positivity segment
10) (at any point) segment recounting his entire career history

so basically your usual prestream

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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40 years old and still doesn't understand what marathon means

Man, I can't wait to hear about the advice to remain at level one for over a decade.

 

[LieLieFyre]

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40 years old and still doesn't understand what marathon means

Welp this will be another great self fellatio pre stream podcast then. Highlights being "I'm mature" "Got a family" and "I've done nothing wrong".

 

[Balr0g]

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40 years old and still doesn't understand what marathon means

"Well guys I am 40 now and I realized: you have to support me for the rest of my life. Sound good? Ok"

 

[Hogan of the South]

The men's world record for the marathon is 2 hours, 1 minute and 39 seconds. Phil will spend nearly double that playing games today. DEBUNKED.

Not to mention his hours or more worth of breaks that he needs bc something something gotcha gaming and setting up pre determined tips / checking the guides/ checking the farms

 

[Iron Hamster]

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40 years old and still doesn't understand what marathon means

This falls perfectly in line with his marathon of breaks since he has nothing to bring to the table.

I love how at 0:50 the game asked him if he wanted to increase the difficulty because he was winning to much and he quickly pressed no without reading the prompt so no one catches up on it lmao, real gamer right here.

Followed by the immediate look over at chat to see if they saw it.

 

[DentSidePhil]

I love how at 0:50 the game asked him if he wanted to increase the difficulty because he was winning to much and he quickly pressed no without reading the prompt so no one catches up on it lmao, real gamer right here.

Edit: Regarding the tweet saying that he is 40 now and has thoughts on it that he will discuss on his marathon, Phil is a shut it with no friends, he plays video games for a living and doesn't read books or keeps up with current events, what can he possibly talk about? It's just going to be a huge cope session about how he dindu nuffin wrong in his life ever and about how much he has machoored since he started doing this as a 30 year old child.

he plays video games for a living and doesn't read books

he pretends to enjoy playing video games as a medium to beg for a living and doesn't read books

 

[SupSilver]

rolling the D20 for a "its been tough man, it really has... being alive for so long" segment where phil breaks down in tears and compares his entire life struggle to an aging veteran who fought across the european continent in world war 2.

zero percent chance of a khet appearance or him being forthcoming with any information we don't already know though. Even if he has some terminal disease or has a new 5 year plan he's not gonna tell us.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Happy birthday DSP! Karma is a bitch and someday you'll get yours! Here's hoping for at least 40 more!

 

[Crooked 16th]

Hopefully Jasper gets his father something nice.