DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[YokuNamaTwo]

Phil...



Demanding engagement on your videos then editing the fuck out of the comments so much even the comment counter is confused isn't gonna get you any closer to getting Super Thanks. Shouldn't of been so sensitive and turned off everything for years.



Also I can't help but laugh when I see that deflating zero balloon. I'm not sure if the Universe is trying to project how Phil's next decade will be, or just trying to tell people what the true age of his mindset is.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

He still hasn't done his taxes?

lol no of course not.

But that's okay. @Piece of Peace already did them for him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syP7QQEHUPE&t=11626s

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Hey Phil, how's that definition of charity of yours coming along? Bet you wish you had the real version to do your taxes with instead of, well, your definition.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

Does Phail have the balls to label his garbage as 'made for kids'?

Honestly, if it means that Phil can get away with it, yes. If it means a few extra dollars in his pocket, he's all for it. If it means lowering the bar JUST a bit more to keep the scam going, Philly boy is all for it! Yet, when he gets caught???? Owning up to a fuck up? NO!!! Only brain dead fucking morons do that! A mature adult goes *Snort* "Well, "I did nothing wrong! It's YouTube's fault! I selected the right button, but some dumb motherfucker there pressed the WRONG button and said 'made for kids.', when it's NOT! I did nothing wrong! I did everything correct!"

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

I hope you guys have seen the thumbnail for Phil's next stream

 

[UncleTusky]

I hope you guys have seen the thumbnail for Phil's next stream

Let's photoshop some Truth and Honesty into that:


Edit: Double the Truth and Honesty, double the fun:

 

[Kosher Dill]

It's interesting how many organizations exist out there with the DSP acronym who are involved directly in education and care of kids with physical and mental disabilities. Hell some even refer to these kids as DSP Pupils. Designated Special Provision/Disability Support Project/Disabled Students Program etc the list goes on and on. I had been kind of curious whether or not there was any kind of overflow occurring with this coincidence.. as in any online hubs where special needs gamerz were happening across his khantent as a result

My mind is ever-so-slightly blown. Maybe the "DSP kids" just happen to look for "DSP gaming" and find... well, DSPGaming?
It couldn't be, could it?

 

[Stephen Hawking]

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I hope you guys have seen the thumbnail for Phil's next stream

LMAO GOD DAMN, NOW THATS FUNNY!

How does a 40 year old man look at that and say to himself "yup thats a mature mans Birthday invite and totally doesnt look like an 8 year old girls".

 

[Watamelon]

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I hope you guys have seen the thumbnail for Phil's next stream

This is so autistic it makes me want to learn Ocarina of Time speedrunning.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Once again, just in case anyone was wondering why Phil didn't want to play Gran Turismo 7. Props to @Piece of Peace for this one.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

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I hope you guys have seen the thumbnail for Phil's next stream

You can't possibly look at that and still think Phil isn't a children's entertainer...

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Hey Phil, how's that definition of charity of yours coming along? Bet you wish you had the real version to do your taxes with instead of, well, your definition.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=_0saRTg5usc

I would respect Phil way more if he was honest and just said "I don't donate to charity because I want to keep that money" then this bullshit answer. It's fine not to donate just don't lie and be a complete cunt like Phil is here.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I can't wait to see DSP take a bit of his wife's custom home made cake this year. He always looks like he's really enjoying it!

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I can't wait to see DSP take a bit of his wife's custom home made cake this year. He always looks like he's really enjoying it!

That "chewing on tinfoil" face will never get old. Right up there with the "ravenous dog aggressively biting into a sandwich" face.

 

[PetiteDragon43]

There’s something hilariously remarkable about watching a 40-years old ghoul wearing a cheap Pikachu hat, with two balloons behind him and making a serious gamer face whilst getting his ass kicked by an Elden Ring boss.

In his mind he is a mature adult because he has a buisiness degree, a wife, bills, a mortgage, and doesn't act like younger more successful Content Creators.
Totally not a fucking child putting on her mom's heels and jacket and pretending to be a grown up. No sir.
Oh and I forgot to add he never attended parties where people got shitface drunk, high, or horny. Except for the time in college when he smoked pot and hated it (lmao sure you did). He didn't socialize with the bad crowd. So whatever you do DON'T assume Phil is a sheltered Stick-In-The-Mud who doesn't know how to make and keep friends either Okay? Sound good?

 

[ReentryPhantom]

In his mind he is a mature adult because he has a buisiness degree, a wife, bills, a mortgage, and doesn't act like younger more successful Content Creators.
Totally not a fucking child putting on her mom's heels and jacket and pretending to be a grown up. No sir.
Oh and I forgot to add he never attended parties where people got shitface drunk, high, or horny. Except for the time in college when he smoked pot and hated it (lmao sure you did). He didn't socialize with the bad crowd. So whatever you do DON'T assume Phil is a sheltered Stick-In-The-Mud who doesn't know how to make and keep friends either Okay? Sound good?

What are you talking about? His dorm was known as the "party room" in college.

 

[Beverly Sutphin]

That "chewing on tinfoil" face will never get old. Right up there with the "ravenous dog aggressively biting into a sandwich" face.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

Since he is definitely regressing as he ages could it be this is his midlife crisis? He feels safe being a child with no accountability, no ability to make him have any ether. Usually regression comes from sort of trauma but I don't know what that could be...

Khat is being blacked by Tyrone, no doubt, and is blackmailing Phil into accepting this so she doesn't leave

I mean most autistic take ever but there's always a theory to anything

 

[GoutMan]

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In his mind he is a mature adult because he has a buisiness degree, a wife, bills, a mortgage, and doesn't act like younger more successful Content Creators.
Totally not a fucking child putting on her mom's heels and jacket and pretending to be a grown up. No sir.
Oh and I forgot to add he never attended parties where people got shitface drunk, high, or horny. Except for the time in college when he smoked pot and hated it (lmao sure you did). He didn't socialize with the bad crowd. So whatever you do DON'T assume Phil is a sheltered Stick-In-The-Mud who doesn't know how to make and keep friends either Okay? Sound good?

What kind of sad pig hits 40 years and does not have a single person to call a friend. Then tries to cope with it by saying he doesn't need friends because he is so busy with his family (a horse and a cat).

Also, I recall piggy claiming he smoked "laced" weed and swore it off after that. Just like most things, he most likely made that up or saw it in a movie/TV show and thought it would sound cool as I have yet to meet someone who has legitimately smoked any "laced weed" and just walked it off. He is a delusional poser to the max.

 

[detractorzer0]

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I wasn't sure if I should laugh or cry when I saw this. It reminds me of old tv shows like The Banana Splits and shit. This is beyond pathetic. It's like this was made on fucking myspace. I'm morbidly curious about this whole thing now. A midlife crisis where pigroach buys a Porsche would have been much more acceptable than whatever this is supposed to be.