Surgery 12/19- Phil pretends he just had surgery

[tweaker the cat]

To be fair, I think he's less pretending he's had surgery and more trying to gauge how many people will care enough to visit.

No one, Phil. No one cares enough to visit you.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

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[Cave]

You still have your balls phil, come on.

"If you are white, you will be subject to more security questioning."

Nice racism, Philly.

 

[Hyperion]

"If you are white, you will be subject to more security questioning."

Nice racism, Philly.

Ask him about it and he won't understand, he doesn't think he's racist at all.

 

[Cave]

Ask him about it and he won't understand, he doesn't think he's racist at all.

Yeah.

If you said that any latinax person had to be questioned before entering your surgery, Phil would probably shit his pants again.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

He really, really hasn't seen Mr. Horse's daughter, who is the spawn, on her other side, of a Mexican-American woman, but is the spitting image of her dad and his Scottish ancestry. She sunburns, yo. He wouldn't profile Miss Filly as a nice safe Latinx whatsoever. She would get the enhanced interrogation, despite the fact that she's likeliest -- based on her Twitter -- to sneak him some booze or club drugs to ease the INCREDIBLE PAIIIIN of his deballification.

 

[Sanshain]

Pics or it never happened.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I don't think Phil actually thinks he's going to get a security detail. He's just doing this shit so we'll keep talking about him. We are literally the only people in the world who give a shit about him, even if it's just to laugh at him. He's alienated everyone who's even tried to be his friend, so at this point, all he's got is some spergwatchers on the internet to give him the attention he so desperately craves.

 

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....what is the gallon of milk for?

 

[VLAD]

....what is the gallon of milk for?

Do you really want to know?

 

[Picklemaker]

"So who wants to visit me in recovery?
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Anyone?
...
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Anyone? "

....what is the gallon of milk for?

Vlad beat me to it.

 

[TS 298]

....what is the gallon of milk for?

Crime.

 

[SOINCHU]

You still have your balls phil, come on.

So...men's rights activists are dorky ska enthusiasts who wear Operation Ivy shirts? Don't get me wrong MRAs are douche-bags but I'm not sure what the pic has to do with them.

 

[kobebyarlant]

And to think a year ago people cared enough to let him live with them.

 

[Xarpho]

Set a timer for "Last time Phil claims he's been castrated"?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Set a timer for[...]

Pretty soon there may be so many timers that there may need to be a special page just for them.

 

[cans.wav]

But phil, nobody cares about you.

 

[Psycho]

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I've noticed that Maxie seems to be the only ass patter Phil has left. She still seems to take him seriously, like his posts and just goes along with whatever crazy thing Phil says. Plus, she's one of the people that got butt hurt over my "Phil is a Lolcow" fb page. So, given that, her obesity and the fact that she looks like a skittles factory threw up on her, I think Maxie is looking like a perfect future Lolcow. I just wish her posts were public like Phils.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Maybe soon Phil will say he's finally riding a bike, but the only "proof" will be more pics of Phil fondling other people's bikes, or pics of road signs involving bikes.

 

[Axiom]

....what is the gallon of milk for?

It's not milk.