Surgery 12/19- Phil pretends he just had surgery

[wagglyplacebo]

You still have your balls phil, come on.

 

[Maruukat]

'Subject to more security questioning if you're White.'
I think I know what's keeping him from surgery now.

 

[chimpburgers]

What friends does ADF still have that would even fucking care to go see him if he did get this surgery for real, which I know he won't. He only has two people that even care to leave him anything on his facebook statuses.

 

[Hyperion]

Still getting ignored. This is pretty funny, nothing hurts a narcissist worse than being ignored.

 

[Null]

Better thread title is "ADF pretends he has friends"

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Phil's mom might almost be inclined to visit him if she hadn't been punched in the face by him.

 

[DangerousGas]

I just have a mental image of Phil, sat under a bridge crying with rage about tweaker's recent success and posting this status because "That'll show 'em!"

 

[Hyperion]

Looks like the only people who care are those dang dirty cishet white mra terrorist drive by shooters at the kiwi "farmz"

 

[Twrx]

What is his fascination with using z in place of S. And why does men need to be plural?

 

[DangerousGas]

Couple of possibilities. It could be some kind of attempt to align with that bloody stupid womyn thing that some hardline feminazis do, or it could just be autism.

 

[MMX]

So phils has a bunch of dudes asking questions before u get to see him.
Does that make them those "trans gatekeepers " he keeps talking about.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Phil is pulling a full Ouroboros thing here except instead of eating his own tail it's him sticking his head up his own ass.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

So, bets on Phil's reaction when he realizes that nobody gives a shit and he's not getting some kind of private army to entertain his delusions?

 

[chimpburgers]

What is his fascination with using z in place of S. And why does men need to be plural?

It's his way of making himself look like a badass and all edgy when it just make him look obnoxious and really retarded.

 

[VLAD]

It's the perfect plan. He has his imaginary security detail protecting him from any imaginary Kiwigate rights activists in his imaginary recovery ward. And none of his friends are going to try and visit and blow his charade wide open, because he has no friends.

 

[wet_butt]

He'd be lucky to have the nurses visiting him in recovery.

 

[Erubetie]

Guess we'll have to have our undercover agent re-trained for additional security questions. God speed.

 

[Goofy Logic]

This is it! This will be the moment he realizes he's talking to a field of crickets!

 

[HG 400]

I hope he gets raped and murdered in hospital.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

He'd be lucky to have the nurses visiting him in recovery.

I bet he will be demanding hourly sponge baths