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[ToroidalBoat]

There's this one video of some Chinese Touhou cosplayers getting into a catfight.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

The automatic translation for the page is really funny

Some highlights from my translation. I'm using the Brave browser's autotranslate.

Chris-Chan (real name: Christine Weston Chandler; formerly known as Christian Weston Chandler and Christopher Weston Chandler until the age of 11; birthday: February 24, 1982; age: 36) is a fat maggot, pond swamp, pervert, forced to be a "Christian", severely autistic, lives in a basement, is a liberal, loves transgender people, transgender people, pedophiles, A self-proclaimed (former) "angry virgin" and a degenerate mama's boy.

In the more than ten years since CWC became a musician on the Internet, CWC has had many opportunities to leave the Internet and return to reality, but he did not choose to do so. In the early morning hours of January 10, 2014, his biggest internet exit opportunity of his life occurred when his home was subjected to a deep barbecue. Before this, the CWC home was very messy, with things piled up everywhere. The fire was caused by a short circuit in a power strip that runs through the bathroom. This triggered a deep barbecue, and the fire burned through the entire roof. Two surrounding fire stations intervened in the firefighting operation, and the firefighters did not evacuate until 7 o'clock that day. Because of this fire, the bamboo shoots caused by this deep barbecue to CWC were bigger than the death of his father. The renovation of the CWC House was not completed until November of the same year, during which time the CWC family stayed in the surrounding hotels.

“Roof, roof, roof fire!!! 1111
You pour some hammer water on that piece of trash and let it burn! Burn! Give him all his ashes!”

——cwc's elegant and easygoing neighbor

Hide your parents, don't let them see this:

HEXBox (grass box) is a derogatory term used by cwc to refer to the xbox game console produced by Microsoft. It consists of heck and box. The word heck is the cursed word of cwc. cwc hates xbox because of its online paid membership system. In November 2017, cwc bought its most hated product, the xbox one, which came with several Sonic games.

Organize​

CWCVille​

(pronounced [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") Chris's erotic virtual city can be seen in some videos as a mysterious abstract art created by Lego. christ serves as mayor of CWCVille. In a brief few months in 2009, famous salesman Billy. Metz, served as its mayor.

 

[Taurus 95]

esu.lol

I have not seen this website mentioned in a very long time. If I remember correctly you need vpn to access it (if you are a mainlander) and everything’s in traditional Chinese for some reason despite most of the contributers being mainlanders.

If you can read Chinese, that place is a fucking gold mine. I also have to say there’s something quintessentially Chinese about doxxing people’s school report cards to own them.

Unfortunately (for us), the CCP’s tightened control of the internet in the late 2010s meant most of the encyclopedia’s entries (or should I say lolcows) are from the 2000s or early 2010s, many of whom are now inactive.

Anyways, if you ever want to get a glimpse of what oriental retards are like, that is a pretty good place to start.