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[Spob]

Look into 旺仔小乔 for some drama ca. July 2025 regarding some female cosplayer

Bilibili mostly.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

旺仔小乔

The one that got childhood photos dug up after they decided to double down on being a retard and using body doubles because FAT (also, child of a spook)?

 

[Spob]

The one that got childhood photos dug up after they decided to double down on being a retard and using body doubles because FAT (also, child of a spook)?
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Wtf none of these look fat or unhealthy to me

But yeah there was apparently this huge drama somewhere that resulted in the deletion of her channel

 

[Kyff]

Wtf none of these look fat or unhealthy to me

But yeah there was apparently this huge drama somewhere that resulted in the deletion of her channel

Chinese online like an ana-chan look. I used to see a ton of Chinese idols and xiaohongshu girls getting spread on ED twt

 

[Armor King]

Chat is it bad that I sometimes read this thread to try and learn chinese? 我学习中文

 

[Kyff]

Chat is it bad that I sometimes read this thread to try and learn chinese? 我学习中文

…有用嗎？

 

[Taurus 95]

Chat is it bad that I sometimes read this thread to try and learn chinese? 我学习中文

Let me help you with that:

 

[Salaryman]

哇 這兒居然有活了

 

[Salaryman]

同志們 同志們 一起過萬聖夜吧

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Chat is it bad that I sometimes read this thread to try and learn chinese? 我学习中文

不要学吧，最近女性开始学中文了。你应该学一门更好的语言。

 

[Armor King]

你个

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

I heard there used to be an Encyclopaedia Dramatica like website in which they documented various Chinese lolcows. It got closed down due to doxxing being illegal in China. Lolcows in China are mostly celebrities from what I heard, don’t know if there’s Kiwifarms-like site in China, maybe in dark web but who knows

They refer to doxxing as “human flesh search” (if translated literally)

Don't care if I'm late. You are talking about esu.lol (link) It's still here. 人肉 (ren rou) is the term you are referring to. Chinese lolcow on a whole different level.

They make a Chris Chan page (link) One of the more egregrious lolcows is Wang Shuohan （王烁寒）(link)
A good tldr is that he kills cats, is a male to female "transgender", and uses his family's money for cross sex hormones and drugs. He killed his cat that he raised as a kitten.. His mom was giving him 2,000 yuan every month. That is ~286 US Dollars. That is a lot considering that they are in Jilin province 吉林 which is in NorthEastern China. This is a more poor and rural area. aka what used to be Manchuria. For some reason he is fixated on Manchuria and Nanjing massacre. He believes that it was a hoax, like the holocaust. He also imports drugs from nearby countries like Japan.

He also documents and brags about his cat killing adventures. He claimed to "love these cats to death". Typically he lights them on fire or just beats them to death
Please do not click on this if you are sensitive to animal abuse.

Spoiler: Deceased Cats - NSFL

He also is a druggie and will throw his peers under the bus the moment he has the opportunity to do so:

"What are you selling right now.
"I got caught selling tramadol"
“second category" (referring to type of drug classification)

(closeup of his drug report and a door at a police station)
"Oh my god I'm gonna fucking die"
”They found my dxm"

I can't fucknig read this. Assuming this is drug.

Spoiler: Self harm - nsfw

"If I hurt myself, will you sympathize with me? Will you guys give me some money? Wechat and Alipay is all ok. My financial situation is difficult right now, and I need money. I have no money to buy [essentials]. No money to buy drugs. No money to eat out or have fun. My family isn't giving me more money. I can't find employment in the short term. Please. I beg you guys. It hurts a lot and it is bleeding... bleeding.. I am scared of being found."

His mom bailed him out. He is still in the public and just get worse and worse.
He is 100% horrorcow. Im going to go bleach my eyes now, this was a little hard to write. I hope those poor cats rest in peace, and I hope that he is never let around animals again. If you want to see for yourself go ahead. He is pathetic.

edit: i will be posting on this thread in english since most of this thread in english and in case of english speakers are interested, but feel free to ask for translation if needed.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

I can't fucknig read this. Assuming this is drug.

写的是繁体吧？是一种类固醇，盐酸曲美他嗪片。孙杨上次就是用这个被WADA查出来的。
It's a steroid, Trimetazidine (brand name Angintriz), USP Trimetazidine Hydrochloride

That is ~286 US Dollars. That is a lot considering that they are in Jilin province 吉林 which is in NorthEastern China. This is a more poor and rural area. aka what used to be Manchuria.

For context: The salary of a doctor in Beijing is around 10k RMB / Month. 3000 RMB is probably more than a month's salary in Jilin.

Bonus The Jake/Logan Paul brothers have a page!
Same with Aniki(RIP).

Spoiler: NSFL stuff on it

Oh gods I forgot about that site. Especially the Touhou gay gangrapist group they call the rape rangers, and people wonder why MMD and aifeidian is full of degeneracy.

I used to see a ton of Chinese idols and xiaohongshu girls getting spread on ED twt

A4 纸腰 (A4 paper waist) - Baidu wiki explanation. I quote the key portion:

A4腰，网络流行语，指腰部宽度小于竖放A4纸（21厘米）的腰围形态，对应腰围约60厘米，2016年起在社交平台引发晒身材挑战热潮。

The "A4 waist" is a popular internet term referring to a waist circumference smaller than the width of a vertically held A4 paper (21 centimeters), corresponding to a waist circumference of approximately 60 centimeters. Since 2016, it has sparked a trend of body-shaming challenges on social media platforms.

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

写的是繁体吧？是一种类固醇，盐酸曲美他嗪片。孙杨上次就是用这个被WADA查出来的。

谢谢科普，那包装上边的字儿实在太模糊了，我根本什么都读不了.
Thank you for the information. It was way too blurred for me to read hahaha

For context: The salary of a doctor in Beijing is around 10k RMB / Month. 3000 RMB is probably more than a month's salary in Jilin.

我老家就在那边，所以我能确认东北那疙瘩真挺穷的，吉林市呢边工资也的确不咋地。

My hometown is right there, so I can confirm that the area in Northeast China is really quite poor, and the salaries in Jilin City are indeed not very good..

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

我老家就在那边，所以我能确认东北那疙瘩真挺穷的，吉林市呢边工资也的确不咋地。

全国现在工资都不咋地。榆关以北经济最好就是二连（智算）和大连吧？东北这四十年真是被领导给废了，和青海一样。

 

[Wuhan Wet Market]

全国现在工资都不咋地。榆关以北经济最好就是二连（智算）和大连吧？东北这四十年真是被领导给废了，和青海一样。

哎呀感觉这段儿全世界的经济都挺拉胯的...

 

[r/oldpeoplefacebook]

Chris Chan page

The automatic translation for the page is really funny

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[synthetic_glazer]

I have a project I'm working on (sorry for being so vague, but I don't want to expose myself) and I'd really appreciate if a Chinese-speaking Kiwi could weigh in: is there a Chinese-speaking internet equivalent of the term lolcow? Like if a sentence with the term "lolcow" was being properly translated, it'd remain as the word "lolcow" of course, but is there a more 'localized' term that would convey the same concept to someone who has no exposure to the English-speaking internet? Or do they just use the English term lolcow over there as well?

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

I have a project I'm working on (sorry for being so vague, but I don't want to expose myself) and I'd really appreciate if a Chinese-speaking Kiwi could weigh in: is there a Chinese-speaking internet equivalent of the term lolcow? Like if a sentence with the term "lolcow" was being properly translated, it'd remain as the word "lolcow" of course, but is there a more 'localized' term that would convey the same concept to someone who has no exposure to the English-speaking internet? Or do they just use the English term lolcow over there as well?

No, there's none. At best you can just refer to them as 戇鳩仔 (retard) or just 戇鳩.

 

[Ace Yakuza]

There's this Chinese stud that keeps appearing on my Instagram feed and she's constantly screaming and swearing Chinese lmao