💬 Off-Topic Where will Ahuviya go after Portland?

What is Ahuviyas Next Stop?

  • Seattle

    Votos: 20 39.2%
  • Los Vegas

    Votos: 3 5.9%
  • Los Angeles

    Votos: 1 2.0%
  • New York

    Votos: 4 7.8%
  • Boston

    Votos: 5 9.8%
  • Other (if so, where?)

    Votos: 18 35.3%

  • Total de votantes
    51
That's actually pretty scary that someone who Phil would consider a friend lives nearby...

That's what I thought too, and honestly that person deserves a thread the only thing that stops me is they change accounts on social media like I change me bill's (i.e daily), and they also weigh way more than phil like 300+ lbs but call themselfs a transpositive sex worker, they are also banned from a few venues on canal street as well, so that should give you a indication of what they are like, i.e. the British Phil....

An yes I am currently gathering intel, they are so getting a thread.
 
If he knew anything about the city, I could see him going to Austin. Then again, that's real far south and Phil is like a particularly unloveable and retarded flightless bird. He at best would visit that city in the winter. Plus said city is in Texas, and Phil don't know shit about that except it's in da south and thus bad.
 
Not Los Angeles, he's expressed hatred of the city (which is typical of the Bay Area) and even if he'd move to LA he'd get his shit kicked in by the homeless here.

Los Angeles homeless do not fuck around.

My money is on the Bay Area again.
 
Woodburn, Oregon? No. Not enough buses, too many brown people.

Too many brown people, LOL. I'd still love to see him come to Asia. Preferably with all his bondage gear and trans... whatever tattoos. I wonder how long before he'd get his ass kicked by us oh-so-tolerant PoCs. That or kidnapped and brainwashed by Lashkar-e-Tayyiba. Either way it'd be hilarious.
 
If ADF goes to NYC or Baltimore, he'd probably meet up with my friends who are transgender, and I don't predict things would go well, because most of my transgender friends are white and/or Jewish and some are men. NYC would probably be too Jewish for him, though, but I can see him living in a dingy squat in the Lower East Side or Bushwick. Anywhere he'd go, he's bound to make a stain on it.
 
If ADF goes to NYC or Baltimore, he'd probably meet up with my friends who are transgender, and I don't predict things would go well, because most of my transgender friends are white and/or Jewish and some are men. NYC would probably be too Jewish for him, though, but I can see him living in a dingy squat in the Lower East Side or Bushwick. Anywhere he'd go, he's bound to make a stain on it.
Dude, I kinda doubt that NYC's tranny community is small enough that he's that likely to meet up with them, especially if they don't live in the ghetto.
 
If ADF goes to NYC or Baltimore, he'd probably meet up with my friends who are transgender, and I don't predict things would go well, because most of my transgender friends are white and/or Jewish and some are men. NYC would probably be too Jewish for him, though, but I can see him living in a dingy squat in the Lower East Side or Bushwick. Anywhere he'd go, he's bound to make a stain on it.
He would get his ass beat in both cities by both the cops and hoboes, so no.
 
I think he's just going to bounce between California and portland. Too much autism to try a new location.
To be honest his migrations are mostly predictable, and seasonal and being the more obvious choices for some one like Phil with limited knowledge he'll ping pong between the two for a while until every source of asspats or his name get's to toxic and he's already starting to scrape the bottom of the barrel as it is.

There are some places he won't go, particularly any place in the North East because it's to close to his home and one of the few things he values is his perceived independence, but there is some places he will go to once they become counter culture hotspots that he becomes aware of.

He's really aware that people will find out sooner or later what he's like, be it through We enery or just in general, and when he switches up a persona in the past he ditches most of his asspatters, and at the moment he's got very few and he's worried about that, he's never really had to start 100% fresh before and the prospect intimidates him a bit. He'll get over it but he'll always make the odd outreach to people he knows.

What's also stoking his paranoia is, he's not sure who he can trust anymore he's fed different versions of the same event to multiple socks of mine, and he's also tried that with some people who are just sick of him who have came over to our side, and he's worried what's going to get out next.
 
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Seattle is turning into the new San Francisco so I think he'll go there then complain about everything.

I'm trying to think of some "ghetto" town or city he'd walk the skirts around so he could say he was there but none of them would stick out to non-locals. I could see him crashing in Tacoma or something after Seattle becomes too much trouble.
He better not try to go to Tacoma. That said I doubt he'd last long, not enough tranny dangerhairs and I doubt there's terribly many people who'd put up with his BS (I know the family I have there would probably take one look and tell him to fuck off).

I do think Seattle is a likely target though.
 
Olympia is famous as the birthplace of riot grrrl and has a kind of similar hippie reputation so it might be another likely choice after Seattle.
It might be too small for him though. I know that Beezow Doo Doo Zoppitybop Bop lives there. He's kind of a lolcow himself
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Bet Alberta BC is on Taters' list. A whole new country with so many nice people there to exploit.

Getting across the border aside, Vancouver BC might be the only place in western Canada that might be tolerant of hooves. Everywhere else east of that is full of rural rednecks that won't put up with his open sexuality.

Alberta is right out. Because it's dominated by the petroleum industry and feelings that it's the main money maker for the rest of Canada, people there are really conservative. Think of Alberta as Canada's Texas.
 
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Think of Alberta as Canada's Texas.
I always thought Quebec was Canada's Texas. Both are filled with people who have funny accents, don't like to speak a word of english, and constantly want to leave the body of their respective countries while keeping the same currency.
 
I always thought Quebec was Canada's Texas. Both are filled with people who have funny accents, don't like to speak a word of english, and constantly want to leave the body of their respective countries while keeping the same currency.

Don't be silly. Speaking French is as un-Texas as you can get.
 
I always thought Quebec was Canada's Texas. Both are filled with people who have funny accents, don't like to speak a word of english, and constantly want to leave the body of their respective countries while keeping the same currency.
Alberta actually loathes Quebec, and feels the federal government has too much influence from those hipster Frenchies.
 
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