💬 Off-Topic Where will Ahuviya go after Portland?

What is Ahuviyas Next Stop?

  • Seattle

    Votos: 20 39.2%

  • Los Vegas

    Votos: 3 5.9%

  • Los Angeles

    Votos: 1 2.0%

  • New York

    Votos: 4 7.8%

  • Boston

    Votos: 5 9.8%

  • Other (if so, where?)

    Votos: 18 35.3%
  • Total de votantes
    51
Ruin dijo:
You have no idea how happy I am he'll never come to the Midwest.
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Be thankful he hasn't figured out that Madison is a pretty liberal city. Then again, its probably too small to have a big trans community, and its certainly not hip or glamorous compared to usual his West Coast haunts. Maybe Chicago, if he could get over its reputation (and the very real possibility of getting mugged or killed by gang members). I could see him hanging around Boystown though.

Of course, realistically, Phil is so used to thinking terms of black and white that he thinks the Midwest must be a bunch of cishet conservatives. He also avoids places where he would freeze to death in the winter, which is one of the few smart things I'll actually give him credit for. It still only puts him on the level of some sort of rodent, but at least he has some survival instincts.
 
Broseph Stalin dijo:
I'm holding out hope that he travels southwards, like say Austin, TX or somewhere in New Mexico.
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Taters would languish in the desert.

I don't think he'd go to Texas though. He's probably not aware Austin is Portland for the South.

Besides, depending on how he tries to get there he'd be at a real risk of some trigger happy Texan actually shooting him during the trip.
 
Seattle is turning into the new San Francisco so I think he'll go there then complain about everything.

I'm trying to think of some "ghetto" town or city he'd walk the skirts around so he could say he was there but none of them would stick out to non-locals. I could see him crashing in Tacoma or something after Seattle becomes too much trouble.
 
I hope Phil decides the west coast is too cold and heads to Miami. He could go on a Castro kick and get his ass beaten by some Cubans. Bonus: All our threads could start with "Florida Man."
 
East St. Louis.
He would love the vibrant culture, the prominence of his beloved PeeOhCees, and the easy access to the strip clubs and gun shops that make up 80% of all the businesses there.
If he's reading this thread, he should totally consider the tolerant and loving community of East St Louis as a new home. They even hate the cops too! So much so, that I can guarantee that no matter what he gets up to there, he doesn't need to worry about the cops showing up. Like, ever. It's paradise for a true crustpunk.
 
Ruin dijo:
You have no idea how happy I am he'll never come to the Midwest.
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He most likely thinks the midwest is full of tranny-killing white supremacists.
Batman VS Tony Danza dijo:
Seattle is turning into the new San Francisco so I think he'll go there then complain about everything.

I'm trying to think of some "ghetto" town or city he'd walk the skirts around so he could say he was there but none of them would stick out to non-locals. I could see him crashing in Tacoma or something after Seattle becomes too much trouble.
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Woodburn. I'd love to see him try and rough it in Woodburn.
 
Depends on how long Philthy sticks around in Portland.

If he leaves really soon, he'll probably scuttle back to San Fransisco.

But if he waits too long, he'll have to deal with his disability review. If he completely loses his tugboat, he's stuck wherever he is. If he gets a payee (and he probably will), he'll probably have to stay in some kind of housing program in whatever city he currently lives in; either that or he may talk the payee into letting him get on a bus and go live with his mother (if his mother will put up with him, anyway).

Whatever else happens, I just can't wait to see his world come crashing down around him when that judge tells him how much he's fucked up everything in his life.
 
I can't see him moving anywhere besides big liberal cities that are filled with white people. Seattle is a possibility. I think he'll just most likely come back to the Bay Area again though.
 
Surprised he's not tried to sneak into Canada and claim political asylum as an oppressed trannycommulatinx. Toronto seems to be the epicentre of trans insanity, he'd fit in well there. At least for a few days.
 
Key West, Florida.
Lots of gay culture, and they're very tolerant of people exactly like him.
He'd never find an apartment on his tugboat there though. The place is ridiculously expensive, and most people who actually live there tend to be rich hippies (think Bernie Sanders,) so they won't invite him into their homes, but they'd be quite tolerant of him out on the streets.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks dijo:
Key West, Florida.
Lots of gay culture, and they're very tolerant of people exactly like him.
He'd never find an apartment on his tugboat there though. The place is ridiculously expensive, and most people who actually live there tend to be rich hippies (think Bernie Sanders,) so they won't invite him into their homes, but they'd be quite tolerant of him out on the streets.
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Too many dark skinned people in Florida; Phil won't go there. He only wants to live in gringo-ville.
 
Splendid Meat Sticks dijo:
Key West, Florida.
Lots of gay culture, and they're very tolerant of people exactly like him.
He'd never find an apartment on his tugboat there though. The place is ridiculously expensive, and most people who actually live there tend to be rich hippies (think Bernie Sanders,) so they won't invite him into their homes, but they'd be quite tolerant of him out on the streets.
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Fedsmoker was around that neck of the woods sometime in 2014. If he and Phil crossed paths, it would be magical.
 
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