How about a TV serie that would be kinda inspired by SAW and would feature the real lolcows themselves, where they must escape a "terrible fate"... For an example: Nikocado Avocado would be thrown into a pit full of veggies and fruits, and he would have to eat his way out to the absolute bottom, and there he would find door to a room with fitness equipment in it, and he would have to lose a lot of weight so that he could fit into a very thing gap, which would lead to the exit, and our lolcow would be safe. And each episode would feature 3 random lolcows, with every single one of them having their own kind of "levels" and fates.. Unlike SAW, there would not be any deaths of course, but the cow that would fail to do this stuff, would have to pay some sort of fine or something. And the money could go on a charity : ) <3
