What would a movie about Lolcows be like?

[JokahBaybee]

What would a movie about "Lolcows" be about? What themes would it have? What kind of tone would be ideal for such a film?
I imagine something like trainspotting, in tone, pacing, cast of characters and even the overall "look" of the film, but instead of heroin addicts it's a clique of burnout Z-List YouTubers in their late 20s, nearing the end of their already meager "YouTube golden age" and seeing their social circle slowly dissolve and devolve into petty squabbles and increasingly lolcowish antics, while one of them wakes up to the fact that he needs to get out and get a life before it's too late.
I think, even if it wasn't explicitly about Lolcows, there's a lot of inspiration you can take from here for such a premise.

But if you have a different idea, you share it.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

A convoluted musical, especially with the cow crossovers.

 

[MrTroll]

The Godfather, but with every single character being Fredo.

 

[Kenya Jones]

It would look horrible.

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

You shouldn't do it as a movie:


It should be a TV show

 

[break these cuffs]

It would be retarded.

 

[Kombucha Seekah]

If it had the cows I know of, it would comprise of a geriatric pedo creeper, his obese 40 year old age-regressing drunktard girlfriend, the whores he simps, (the anorexic rapper-wannabe, the hypochondriac who sold her littles on onlyfans, the deathfat porn muchie who loves to fuck mustard and chocolate) and the overly-sensitive hag with anger issues the pedo claims is stalking him.

A pure, dazzling shitshow.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A comedy and a tragedy?

 

[Shamino]

Didn't Nostalgia Critic made a movie?

 

[Manwithn0n0men]

But like if we did it as a movie

Josh would own a dilapidated apartment building and the cows would all live in it

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Think of a bastard combination of Edward Scissorhands & Radio.
That's what most would be like.
Others will be like Napoleon Dynamite.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

It was made already. It was called The Fanatic.

 

[Bicycle Disaster]

 

[OldSchoolBoxxu]

A Cautionary Tale of the 7 Deadly Sins personified on the Internet

 

[Regenbogen]

an exploitation horror film

 

[Red Hood]

You ever see "Freddy Got Fingered"?

 

[Spiraling Rainbow]

 

[michael_bruh]

 

[Zeke Can't Sleep]

you could have Fedsmoker in a Big Lebowski-esc story where he crosses the path of local crooked cops. I could easily see him just being a mix between Dude and Walter in one character. But who plays as him?

 

[Johnny Salami]

Napoleon Dynamite