What would a movie about Lolcows be like?

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I would paint a slow portrait of a person who refuses to accept accountability for their choices in life. The first part of the film would focus on a sympathetic perspective of the lolcow. As the film progressed, I would introduce cognitive dissonance by contrasting the lolcow statements with the documented facts of the situation.
 
Idk theres plenth of lolcow movie actors , a movie about lolcows as they are would probably be called bullying by mainstream media.
 
It's called Dark Horse and it already exists


also yes that's Brian from Avenue Q
 
I'm guessing something like this, I took a few liberties and combined some events:

1. INT LIVING ROOM - NIGHT

Barb is sitting on the couch watching TV when she hears something fall. She takes a look behind her but nothing's there. When she looks at the TV again, she is shocked to find Chris is right there.

Smiling, he walks towards her and kneels in front of her. Barb has sanpaku eyes (whites at the top) and so does Chris (whites at the bottom). Kubrick stare shot for both, screen fades to black.

2. INT KARAOKE BAR - NIGHT

Bob is singing, and Barb together with her friends are checking him out from afar, giggling and gossiping among themselves. Mild applause after he finishes singing, and as he walks away, Barb chases him and begins talking to him. The two get along well.

3. INT. BEDROOMS AT THE CHANDLER HOUSE - DAY

Overhead shot showing Bob alone in bed.

Chris
JULAY JULAY JULAY JULAY JULAY

It is early in the morning and Bob is woken up early and wonders what is going on with Chris, who can be heard in the background. He gets up slowly and goes out of his bedroom to investigate.

Camera then moves over to the other room and Barb is also woken up by the noise Chris is making. The camera then zooms into Barb's exhausted face and Bob and Chris can be heard arguing in the background.

Chris
JULAY JULA JULLLLL...

Bob
What the hell are you doing!?

Chris
Nothing

Bob
Stay away from the internet! I'm cutting it down right now!

Chris
No

Bob
Yes

Barb sighs. Screen fades to black.
 
A Lord of the Flies remake but with Chris, Yaniv, DSP, Ethan Ralph, King Cobra, Nick Fuentes, and then take your pick between Amberlynn and Amanda Turcol. Null would be Captain Benson.
 
I would make something like Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas but have it be about a journo going to some anime con and experiencing all these weirdos while high off his ass.
Very stylish in terms of cinematography and art design to make you go into the weird minds of lolcows better.
You get all the top character actors to play lolcows: Michael Shannon, John Malkovich, Nicolas Cage, Tilda Swinton, everyone.
Fuck it, we can get Depp as the lead, that could revive his career after the lawsuit.

I think we can get a $300 million worldwide gross with an R rating.
 
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What would it be like? Glorious.

Also the method acting would give Lewis schizophrenia.
 
falling down but michael douglass never gets the bag full of guns from the cholos and everyone just laughs and calls him a fag
 
A very very classy Martin Scorsese film. Think of Goodfellas, but with Chris being Henry Hill
 
A movie about lolcows? Why not just put your camera to your screen and scroll the site and upload it, don't say anything either just scroll and record. Everything you need would be right there and ready.
 
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