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They'd appraise it and do their best to make it sound attractive to potential buyers. What else?
 
14 BLC is an innocent victim. Let's try to leave it out of this.
 
I'm not a drinker, but I'd be willing to go just to see what he's like while under the influence. I bet he's hilarious! I'd want to get him to do kareoke like in the Chris' Big Night Out video.

I'd be astonished as to how he managed to scrape together enough cash for beachfront property. I would also tape gay porn drawings/pictures all over the windows and sliding glass door.
 
exball dijo:
Most of you are aware how old this thread is right?
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I didn't but my statement still stands as someone felt it necessary to rez/not rez it when there are current topics dealing with it
 
I'd wonder by what means and for what reasons he travelled to the other side of the world, especially a pretty dead city on the other side of the world.

Then I would consequently transform into a 14-year-old uber troll and get attacked by Christopher and Patti while breaking into his backyard (assuming he brought them with him).
 
Chris is great and doing pullups!

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Which branch are we talking about? 'Cause the National Guard is already full of fat useless man babies, I don't think they need anymore.
 
He'd remind everybody about how Bob was stationed in Korea and invented plastic everything.

He'd get drummed out for being ridiculously out of regs.

He'd try to hide :medallion: at inspection.

Military women would be very uncomfortable.

Blanket parties every night AUGH YEAH
 
He'd have a nervous breakdown since boot camps don't allow the daily eating of McDonalds and Hungry Man dinners.

He'd have to share a barracks with other men, and you know he'd be fapping alot during lights out.

As far as I know, boot camp doesn't let people play video games with them, so he'd have a hard time there.

Also he'd probably whine about being forced to shower every day.
 
Assuming it comes up for sale at some point, there might be somebody normal living there after extensive cleaning and repairs. It could be sold and improved; bigger turds have been successfully polished.
 
Want Woman dijo:
He'd have a nervous breakdown since boot camps don't allow the daily eating of McDonalds and Hungry Man dinners.

He'd have to share a barracks with other men, and you know he'd be fapping alot during lights out.

As far as I know, boot camp doesn't let people play video games with them, so he'd have a hard time there.

Also he'd probably whine about being forced to shower every day.
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Funny you should mention fast food since I come from a military family and every base I've been to has lots of contracted fast food and a commissary selling everything from video games to porn lol (The commissary is usually slightly off base though to exempt some of the tough rules on what is and not 'technically' allowed)
 
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Ja'mie dijo:
Blanket parties every night AUGH YEAH
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Those are actually real :)
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They were. Anti-hazing regs pretty much put the kibosh on those.

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Want Woman dijo:
He'd have a nervous breakdown since boot camps don't allow the daily eating of McDonalds and Hungry Man dinners.

He'd have to share a barracks with other men, and you know he'd be fapping alot during lights out.

As far as I know, boot camp doesn't let people play video games with them, so he'd have a hard time there.

Also he'd probably whine about being forced to shower every day.
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Funny you should mention fast food since I come from a military family and every base I've been to has lots of contracted fast food and a commissary selling everything from video games to porn lol (The commissary is usually slightly off base though to exempt some of the tough rules on what is and not 'technically' allowed)
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The fast food would just be out of reach along with all of the other fun stuff while you're in training. So there'd be lots of :twisted: when Seaman Recruit/Private/Airman Basic Chandler couldn't get q-sands and had to eat the chow from the mess hall with everybody else. That wouldn't do for Uncle Sam's pet lolcow; rules are for people who aren't high functioning autistic.

Actually, the food mess at Great Lakes was contracted out to Goodwill when I went, and it was better than the Taco Bell near us. When I finally got a Chalupa after I graduated, it was kind of a let down.
 
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