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He'd take a photo of the two hugging or whatever, cut the guy's face out, paste his own, and mass debate furiously while crying over a pile of q-sand wrappers
 
It would be better if Anna started dating a fat autistic (but employed and not a total loser) guy. How would he react to seeing Anna was willing to date men, and with autism, and overweight, but just not Chris?

But Hm Yeah is right, we already know pretty much what to expect.
hm yeah dijo:
see: chris' reaction to wallflower going "YES TITO IS MY BOYFRIEND"
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Veering off topic, but what fellow in his right mind would want to date Anna? *yawn* :alog:

But seriously, Chris probably wouldn't notice the decline in asspats (less asspats since Anna would presumably have someone else to occupy her time), and he would continue to feel sorry for himself, privately or publicly.
 
It wouldn't be an issue unless she still lived in the same state as Chris. If it somehow managed to become an issue she could just feed him lines about discovering herself and he'd buy it.
 
BatmanVSTonyDanza dijo:
It wouldn't be an issue unless she still lived in the same state as Chris. If it somehow managed to become an issue she could just feed him lines about discovering herself and he'd buy it.
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But she rejected Chris. And I think we all know just how well Chris handles rejection or even better...jealousy. (spoiler: He rages.)
 
Anna is actually straight. She told Chris he was a lesbian to ward him off.
 
Stress sigh, :briefs:, crash into slumber, forget about it when he wakes up, plays vidya and eats q-sands. Seems like the usual when Chris-chan doesn't like something.
 
butt in trouble dijo:
Would Chris be consumed with jealousy? Would he try to sabotage the relationship? Would he tard rage at the thought of someone else receiving attention from his beloved ass patter? Or would he just abandon Anna and declare her the new troll queen?
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Good questions. The answer is yes.
 
Chris wouldn't go because they don't allow Pokemon at Hogwarts.

"PLEASE ANNA! I NEED YOU! I DON'T WANNA PAY OVER TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR ANUDDER DANG HOOKER!"
 
LBJParty dijo:
I actually believe he couldn't handle it. Something would come up, either a big scuffle with the slytherins, sexually harassing a female class mate, something... not to mention a curse-ye-ha-me-ha!
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On that thought, given how he tries to lie, deceive and manipulate, thinking himself as some sort of chessmaster who's better than everyone else, he'd probably end up in Slytherin. They needed an even more buttmonkey-ish version of Neville Longbottom anyway.
 
They would have to come up with a whole new house for him. He's not brave enough for Griffindor, he's not evil enough for Slytherin, he's not cunning enough for Ravenclaw, and he's not nice enough for Hufflepuff. They'd create a fifth house, Tardicus House. The door would be located in the handicapped stall of the first floor boy's toilet (can't be upstairs, too much work) and the password would be, what else? JULAY!
 
What if one were to contact a Charlotessvile Realtor and asked them about 14 branchland court?

What might they say? Would they know about it? Property Value? Long term sustainability?

Maybe some slick wheeler dealer would try and pass it off as a fancy place? :lol:
 
There's probably something on the Internet about the house, but it depends how recent the realitors went out there. Because I think if someone went to 14BC and asked to look around te house and said they were a realitor Barb and Chris would probably think they'd be kicked out of the house
 
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