Containment What If?

[The Mackers]

Definitely

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Does chris still even drink? I remember him saying that he would shout things out loud in a bar and thats the last i heard of his drinking habits

Barb doesn't let Chris drink. Well, not specifically drink, but she doesn't let him do most things.

I wonder if she's seen him drunk before.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

An hour long Wilhelm Scream.

Oscar would even say he smells worse than HE does.

He would be banned from Hooper's Store and many other locations.

And don't even get into what he did to some of the female Muppets.

It would be called "Sonicon: A TRUE and HONEST event" and they would sell Pedoglasses and medallions a plenty. Chris would try to get in, but we have a "No DANG DIRTY TROLLS" policy that only applies to him.

 

[Picklepower]

Until Chris, I have never heard of anyone putting sugar in their beer.

 

[A-Stump]

I think he mistook putting salt in beer with sugar. I've put salt in beer before, cheap American piss water lager. That's what I think

 

[Tomboy]

Until Chris, I have never heard of anyone putting sugar in their beer.

Neither have I. But since Chris has the palate of an 8 year old, I'm not really surprised.

It's just even more pathetic that he puts sugar in already flavorless piss water like Budweiser.

 

[deeman]

It is believed that God in various forms put the people on earth in his image, but mostly because he was bored and craved attention, wich is a bit similar to a certain "cartoonist" (the title is put very loosly.) putting little doodles on paper craving respect and totalitarism, and as sure as hell in a very despotical manner.

What is life in that tiny bubble? Are there tragic or brainwashed cultist happiness? I know there are supposed to be homeless people and murder and my favourite smiley, wich i call "Robert" but is more known to man as the yawning squirtle

Are they still loving their Go... ehm. *harkle* MAYOR of the city? And since Mayoring (and to a certain degree, Love Questing) IS his job, are he fearing rebellism? Are other Mayors (Billy MAYS not accounted for since ha was FAKE and UNORIGINAL!) competing?

Of course, this is a philosophical discussion, and i was interested in you fine hobby psychologists to help me put words on his paganistic way of picturing himself as a God, and might as well go on with the SONICHU as a product, as disgusting it still is. And i don't know why but i feel this should be in the Chris threads, since it's overlapping, but correct me if i'm wrong. I may come off as an amateurish lazy person but i just can't read the way he uses his speechbubbles so i'm only aware of things Dstecks and other fine artists has made fun of it to ease my headache. So yes. I am lazy.

And while writing i relaized the concept of GodJesus IS in the comics, but come on, they seem to do all to please Chris.

 

[A-Stump]

What

 

[Stuff and Things]

I am sorry dude, i can't understand what you're trying to ask O.o

 

[deeman]

What

Sorry if i am confusing in my words and don't seem to have a clear agenda. Turning my sleeping pattern and are bored and tired.

 

[Sakamoto]

Yeah,...ok.
I'm going to get drunk too, then maybe I can answer this. brb

 

[A-Stump]

Are you using Google translate or what? Cause that's what it looks like lol

 

[Stuff and Things]

Are you using Google translate or what? Cause that's what it looks like lol

He translated it from japanese, to korean, then to afrikaans, then to swahili and then to english lol

 

[AtroposHeart]

I don't know what you are asking, but I have inspired to make a "What if Chris was a Percy Jackson character and who would be his God parent?" thread

 

[applecat]

What

Sorry if i am confusing in my words and don't seem to have a clear agenda. Turning my sleeping pattern and are bored and tired.

On the bright side, I guess you've made one of the most... interesting threads I've seen in a while.

 

[deeman]

But let tune up the question knob. How would life in CWCville be for your average man? How often does he cross the line of Mayorism in favour of Divine intervention? Favourite parts in his carreer?

Maybe i should've asked in the Sonichu or rather in the random question thread?

 

[A-Stump]

But let tune up the question knob. How would life in CWCville be for your average man? How often does he cross the line of Mayorism in favour of Divine intervention? Favourite parts in his carreer?

Maybe i should've asked in the Sonichu or rather in the random question thread?

Let tune up the question knob

Lol

 

[AtroposHeart]

And who would be his God parent?

Percy Jackson is a middle grade series about a boy who finds out he is the son of Posedian, Greek God of the Sea, and goes to a camp where children who also children of Greek deities live.

For discussion sake you are not limited to the Greek pantheon

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Honestly, I could only imagine Chris as a real DANG DIRTY TROLL.

 

[Stuff and Things]

But let tune up the question knob. How would life in CWCville be for your average man? How often does he cross the line of Mayorism in favour of Divine intervention? Favourite parts in his carreer?

Maybe i should've asked in the Sonichu or rather in the random question thread?

I don't understand the "How often does he cross the line of Mayorism in favour of Divine intervention? Favourite parts in his carreer?" but i am going to answer the first question:

How would life in CWCville be for your average man?

shitty...