Containment What If?

[deeman]

It seems English combined with smoking and Bill Hicks doesn't treats my wordings fairly. Not a native speaker.

 

[milkshark]

Chris poops his pants. I hope that answers your questions.

 

[Metal Sink]

I wouldn't, I'd smoke some wacky tobacky and get high with him. I think it might chill him out and relax him during the high, but marijuana causes adverse effects to the underdeveloped brain and would probably cause him to become even more paranoid.

Oh well, 4/20 blaze it.

Oh, and I don't smoke marijuana.

 

[Sakamoto]

I think that as the residents of CWCville are all creations of Chris' imagination, they adore him like Sonichu does. Or they just live there to get on welfare.

 

[deeman]

Chris poops his pants. I hope that answers your questions.

And some Mayors seems to like using Crack and drunk driving. atleast his Pants are untouched by the innocent. But yeah, i wouldn't recommend any real asspatting.

 

[A-Stump]

Well, all of the manajerks, Mary Lee Walsh, etc are all centered in CWCville so a good percentage of the population understandably hates Chris because he abuses his privileges and gives his own personal furry Gestapo money for doing nothing.

Yeah CWCville would be shitty to live in

 

[rocket]

I'm female and meet a fair number of his ideal sweetheart requirements. So yeah no

 

[applecat]

I've always been amused by how many homeless shelters soup hotels CWCville has. If your city has 10 hotels worth of homeless people, that might be a problem.

 

[deeman]

Well, all of the manajerks, Mary Lee Walsh, etc are all centered in CWCville so a good percentage of the population understandably hates Chris because he abuses his privileges and gives his own personal furry Gestapo money for doing nothing.

Yeah CWCville would be shitty to live in

Well put, forgot about the percentage and the overly evil crimes in his town. It would make an weird FPS-survival game of sorts. And with the destruction of buildings made by his goons, it makes me think about how he really avoid the "Going Detroit" all over the city. What weird taxes does he use? And why is the road-planning seem to be made by the Yawning squirtle?

 

[A-Stump]

The taxes are probably through the roof but there is one major company based in CWC, the bottling plant. Maybe the corporation owns the city and that's why it's the only soda allowed. That's a good thought for you.

 

[deeman]

The taxes are probably through the roof but there is one major company based in CWC, the bottling plant. Maybe the corporation owns the city and that's why it's the only soda allowed. That's a good thought for you.

Maybe he could find his peace in the DPRK, they seem to have the same insight in butting in peoples life (with the Tobaccy fines and whatnot) an it seems right up his ally that they forbid women to wear pants (wich was later taken back because of angry mobs, you rarely hear about that in North Korea.

 

[BillRiley]

Well, all of the manajerks, Mary Lee Walsh, etc are all centered in CWCville so a good percentage of the population understandably hates Chris because he abuses his privileges and gives his own personal furry Gestapo money for doing nothing.

Yeah CWCville would be shitty to live in

Well put, forgot about the percentage and the overly evil crimes in his town. It would make an weird FPS-survival game of sorts. And with the destruction of buildings made by his goons, it makes me think about how he really avoid the "Going Detroit" all over the city. What weird taxes does he use? And why is the road-planning seem to be made by the Yawning squirtle?

I really like this line of questioning, so I'll answer as best I can.

What weird taxes does he use?

Unknown.

And why is the road-planning seem to be made by the Yawning squirtle?

Autism.

Hope that helps!

 

[The Fair Lady]

Lol no, I wouldn't wanna be anywhere near him, especially if he'd been drinking.

 

[CWCissey]

If he was in Manchester for some reason, sure. Get him to hose himself down of course (say the trolls can smell him from Glasgow or some shit) then get him drinking some proper beer. It would be amusing at the very least.

If he survived to get that kind of nicely pissed, maybe we could take a little detour down Canal Street...

 

[PancakeAssassin]

well i for one will enjoy drinking craft beer in charlottesville with christian weston chandler. sure, the tab would be on me, but he would buy the first round!

Chris drinks Bud. I think the intricacies of delicious microbrews would be lost on him.

 

[BillRiley]

No. Just...no.

 

[A-Stump]

I wouldn't, I'd smoke some wacky tobacky and get high with him. I think it might chill him out and relax him during the high, but marijuana causes adverse effects to the underdeveloped brain and would probably cause him to become even more paranoid.

Oh well, 4/20 blaze it.

Oh, and I don't smoke marijuana.

Give him some hash brownies. Really blow his mind.

 

[CWCissey]

well i for one will enjoy drinking craft beer in charlottesville with christian weston chandler. sure, the tab would be on me, but he would buy the first round!

Chris drinks Bud. I think the intricacies of delicious microbrews would be lost on him.

Just a shame the USPS gets pissy about people sending alcohol through the post. Else I imagine a lot of people here would be sending him tons of interesting beers(I know I would send him a bottle of Crabbie's or Wychwood Ginger Beard as I can see Chris liking the alcoholic Ginger beers).

 

[deeman]

What

Sorry if i am confusing in my words and don't seem to have a clear agenda. Turning my sleeping pattern and are bored and tired.

On the bright side, I guess you've made one of the most... interesting threads I've seen in a while.

I'll take that as an compliment and even if the fine line between insult and compliment are pretty close, i would never be mad at your avatar, would like to know the source of the artist actually! Would brighten up my days as a wall paper. And i hope the word "insult" is not taken all to seriously, it's just a bit of fun, i know.

 

[applecat]

I'll take that as an compliment and even if the fine line between insult and compliment are pretty close, i would never be mad at your avatar, would like to know the source of the artist actually! Would brighten up my days as a wall paper. And i hope the word "insult" is not taken all to seriously, it's just a bit of fun, i know.

Mark Ryden! Check out his work, he's got a lot of cool stuff. http://www.markryden.com/