Weight Loss Update 09/29/18

If she did lose 8lbs in 3 days, that just proves once again how utterly pathetic it is that she's happy about and expects asspats for a 0.6lb loss in a week.

Even though it's unlikely that she did, it is possible at her size. If she just actually tried, she could lose weight crazy fast for a while. And she settles for the weightloss equivalent to half a shit.

I do kinda believe that she may have been able to stick to a diet for 3 days and lose 8lbs. Although at the end of the day, it won't do her any good. Amber will just get the impression that she can lose the weight with the snap of her fingers. This is only my theory, but after three days of rapid weight loss comes four days of rapid 'last hurrah' weight gain. So when the diet starts again on Monday, she has gained all the weight back and some more.
 
Her close up of her struggling to open that box made me notice her fingers... her right (our left) hand has 2 scars across her middle finger and pinky. Did she cut herself recently? Also I was fucking with the lighteen again because everything in her videos has this yellow, nicotine stain lookin’ tinge and saw her pinky what looks like either a really long callous or dry skin.
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Also, can we just address Ricky and his slow-blink eye-roll to his husband after Amber’s ~Beeehd Bound Suzie!~ sing and dance (followed by that awkward beat of silence).
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Hello, Darkness, my old friend...
 
Well, I guess it's not only weight but confidence she's gaining - we get to see more and more of her bare arms, no more a slave to them sweaters, y'all!

Poor Ricky, "King of Shade", left speechless. I was kinda looking forward to his low key passive-aggressive reaction but damn, poor guy is so done with AL's bs he can't even bother. The whole thing was actually uncomfortable to watch, I don't understand what kind of personality disorder AL must have in order to not ever feel the least bit awkward or at least notice that something ain't right in the overall vibe.
 
Ricky looks like he is in need of some time away from anyone, with a bottle of cheap whiskey and a shotgun.. and fuck you eric for being such a terrible husband. Stand up and get hamber out of rickys and neckys life, she is slowly sucking the lifeout of them.
 
I can't tell if people are being sarcastic with their praise for Becky's artwork. What am I missing? Looks like something a 3rd grader that watches a lot of Cartoon Network could put together in an afternoon. Just needs some glued on macaroni and her autograph in the bottom corner: MaDe bY beCky
 
Ricky looks like he is in need of some time away from anyone, with a bottle of cheap whiskey and a shotgun.. and fuck you eric for being such a terrible husband. Stand up and get hamber out of rickys and neckys life, she is slowly sucking the lifeout of them.

That would mean that Eric would have to either have to stop leeching on Amber's fame and make his own boring little life worth vlogging or he would have to do the impossible: be an adult and get a fucking job
 
That would mean that Eric would have to either have to stop leeching on Amber's fame and make his own boring little life worth vlogging or he would have to do the impossible: be an adult and get a fucking job
Still how can you let such things happen to your loved ones. No one can be this special?
 
Come on, goiz. I don't think money is the main issue here. Nor is YouTube fame. AL is entertaining to a a certain number of people for different reasons but she is nowhere near being a big time "internet personality" or "influencer" or anything like that and her supposed income has always been up for debate, especially given her circumstances/living expenses/etc.

Becky sticks around because she's a redneck simpleton and for her this is as good as it gets. Both her and Eric are so damn simple they can't even grasp how this living situation is absurd and counterproductive. We're not talking your average people prone to greed here, we're talking somewhere on the spectrum and/or just plain mouth breathers.

I sometimes don't understand why Ricky doesn't just up and leave, him supposedly being the only semi-rational one in the house.
That's some real love right there, people.
Find someone who loves you the way Ricky loves Eric or Becky is co-dependant on Amber <3
 
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To be fair alot of people would have problems up and leaving/telling some one to get the hell out.

I strongly suspect if most of you were in a similiar situation, you'd be as paralayzed in place as Ricky. If he tries to up and bail, he has to either make his husband come along with out telling Hamber and Becky. Becky is supposed to be a close friend or what ever it is...

Whilst some how still paying the rent owed on the place, saving up money, and securing a new place. Whilst triggering potentionally huge screaming matches? No, most of you would be paralayzed into in-action as well. That is human nature.

I do wonder how their day to day lives are though. I mean seriously, beyond this sorta 'Oh today is special' has there ever been recordings of them all together to see if this is really just how it is every time the boys deal with the hamber and slave?
 
What the gays should be doing is buying heavy quantities of junk food, soda, pizza, fast food, etc. and leaving it all over the house. There's no way Amber could control herself being around all of it. Poof 600+ in no time. Life threatening illnesses, here she comes.
 
To be fair alot of people would have problems up and leaving/telling some one to get the hell out.

I strongly suspect if most of you were in a similiar situation, you'd be as paralayzed in place as Ricky. If he tries to up and bail, he has to either make his husband come along with out telling Hamber and Becky. Becky is supposed to be a close friend or what ever it is...

Whilst some how still paying the rent owed on the place, saving up money, and securing a new place. Whilst triggering potentionally huge screaming matches? No, most of you would be paralayzed into in-action as well. That is human nature.

I do wonder how their day to day lives are though. I mean seriously, beyond this sorta 'Oh today is special' has there ever been recordings of them all together to see if this is really just how it is every time the boys deal with the hamber and slave?
Also, people have brought up how difficult it would be to remove Amber given how rental situations go. More difficult depending on what their lease says and who signed it.

It’s probably not bad enough for them to be in a position to be able to start legal proceedings, if it came to that. Even Destiny couldn’t keep her apartment; she left Amber behind. Just up and moving is also expensive and a huge hassle.
 
I can't tell if people are being sarcastic with their praise for Becky's artwork. What am I missing? Looks like something a 3rd grader that watches a lot of Cartoon Network could put together in an afternoon. Just needs some glued on macaroni and her autograph in the bottom corner: MaDe bY beCky
They are doing it to get under Amber's skin. Which used to work but now Amby uses Becky for view$, so she doesn't care anymore and probably thinks of putting Becky and her exceptional art on camera as another way to troll the haters.
 
To be fair alot of people would have problems up and leaving/telling some one to get the hell out.

I strongly suspect if most of you were in a similiar situation, you'd be as paralayzed in place as Ricky. If he tries to up and bail, he has to either make his husband come along with out telling Hamber and Becky. Becky is supposed to be a close friend or what ever it is...

Whilst some how still paying the rent owed on the place, saving up money, and securing a new place. Whilst triggering potentionally huge screaming matches? No, most of you would be paralayzed into in-action as well. That is human nature.

This is not necessarily true. Lots of people move out of roommate situations, whether the roommate wants them to or not. You find a place, get the money lined up (Kentucky semi-rural rent ought not to be much), then spring it on the roommate. Shouting match? You just slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. Don't need to be coy, Roy. Just get yourself free...

The boys probably remain because against all logic, they like living with those dinosaurs. I don't know why; maybe loneliness or something? Most guys their age would want their own place and have it by now. But Eric has his own weird emotional issues, and Rickie, let's face it, is not exactly the brightest star in the galaxy. As long as there is no compelling reason to leave, why rock the boat? They have their own fortress of candles to retreat to when they need it.

.This house will remain in stasis, running on autopilot, until the first medical crisis hits. She lucked out with her falls, but her luck won't last forever. Then comes the test. In a house with huge medical bills with a stinking shrill walrus at the center of it, cutting bait and running will suddenly seem very easy to do.
 
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