Weight Loss Update 09/29/18

[Fatguypewdiepie]

I swear to god, Harry Potter is the ultimate autism detector

Hey!!

 

[formerfatcow]

I really love her videos where she candidly films herself with the gays and Becky because it really emphasizes how completely awful Amber is.

Amber rudely tells either Becky or Eric to be quiet, because they’re waiting for Rickie to finish his shower to give him his gifts. Almost immediately after she starts talking, louder than either Becky or Rickie, about how she’s finally wearing her cat ears.

Rickie is opening his gifts, and Eric is trying to get footage of his husband opening his gifts, and amber starts shrieking “RARITY!! HOW CUTE!!” and demands that Eric surrender his camera to her so that she can film her cat playing with wrapping paper instead.

They’re waiting for Rickie to come out and see the cake, and Amber has to mention repeatedly that she got the cake for Rickie, talking so much that Eric hardly has room to say anything about it for his vlog before Rickie comes out.

After Rickie blows out the candles, Amber’s only concern is that he saw it was a Hogwarts cake and whether or not he thought it was cute.

And the entire video she’s the loudest person in the room by a long shot, with no consideration for the fact that the day isn’t about her, that Rickie just worked all day and maybe would like to relax without her squealing obnoxiously, or that maybe documenting the evening is more important for Eric than for her, after all Rickie’s birthday wasn’t even worth mentioning in the title.

Poor Rickie. I hope he and Eric went out by themselves on a different night to celebrate without having to deal with Amber.

 

[wheelpower]

This was almost exactly a year ago (Oct 2 2017) She's gained 60 lbs in 1 year

 

[JerkyPirate]

Big AL singing "Bed bound Suzy", a song she made up on the spot. Never change, gorl. I know you won't but, just saying.

 

[ragonastick]

If she did lose 8lbs in 3 days, that just proves once again how utterly pathetic it is that she's happy about and expects asspats for a 0.6lb loss in a week.

Even though it's unlikely that she did, it is possible at her size. If she just actually tried, she could lose weight crazy fast for a while. And she settles for the weightloss equivalent to half a shit.

 

[Turd Blossom]

She made it four days on this new weightloss journey. FOUR. After making a video explaining why this time it was going to work and by eating whatever she wanted as long as she stayed under 2000 calories she was gonna succeed.

Just a reminder: that whole week after she'd already fallen off the wagon she was on ask.fm sassing the haydurs and telling everyone that she was killing it with her intermediate fasting and staying under calories even at restaurants.

Now her next panacea is therapy, but if she's not honest that's doomed to fail too. And I think we all know how it's going to go with the "challenge" she brought up with her "friends" starting weightloss journeys. About as well as that plan for the household to start holding each other accountable for their choices. I think that lasted about 4 days too.

 

[kiwi739]

I'm down 4 lbs, but up 25 since I last told you.

 

[C3PBRO]

So I'm at XXXlbs, a new starting weight, hopefully never gonna see that again.

She's right about that, we're never seeing these starting weights again! Can't wait to see what milestones we hit now that we've officially crossed over into AL's favorite season; of excuses for eating in excess, and staying out of the cold.

 

[sperginity]

Her 500 lbs vid was on 4/29.

OK I'm sorry to dwell on this, I just realized that she gained that 40 lbs in 6 months, and that's more than most women gain over a 9 month pregnancy. While growing an entire new person inside them. Becky is doing an unspeakable amount of work to keep up with Amberlynns demands.

 

[kiwi739]

It's really more like 5 months and so if we say there's 150 days and there's 3500 calories in a pound that means AL is eating in excess an average 933 calories a day, or about 4500 calories every single day when you add in an estimated TDEE. I can easily see that being a binge day but we're talking about on average every single day, day after day. Overeating is not binging.

 

[Guest69]

I really love her videos where she candidly films herself with the gays and Becky because it really emphasizes how completely awful Amber is.

Amber rudely tells either Becky or Eric to be quiet, because they’re waiting for Rickie to finish his shower to give him his gifts. Almost immediately after she starts talking, louder than either Becky or Rickie, about how she’s finally wearing her cat ears.

Rickie is opening his gifts, and Eric is trying to get footage of his husband opening his gifts, and amber starts shrieking “RARITY!! HOW CUTE!!” and demands that Eric surrender his camera to her so that she can film her cat playing with wrapping paper instead.

They’re waiting for Rickie to come out and see the cake, and Amber has to mention repeatedly that she got the cake for Rickie, talking so much that Eric hardly has room to say anything about it for his vlog before Rickie comes out.

After Rickie blows out the candles, Amber’s only concern is that he saw it was a Hogwarts cake and whether or not he thought it was cute.

And the entire video she’s the loudest person in the room by a long shot, with no consideration for the fact that the day isn’t about her, that Rickie just worked all day and maybe would like to relax without her squealing obnoxiously, or that maybe documenting the evening is more important for Eric than for her, after all Rickie’s birthday wasn’t even worth mentioning in the title.

Poor Rickie. I hope he and Eric went out by themselves on a different night to celebrate without having to deal with Amber.

Rickie must have been so pissed when Eric kept playing into her shinanigans, the guy has the patience of a saint. Like fucking tell Eric to get real already, goddamit, why is everyone in that house so passive?

This video seems to finally be like pre Erics birthday again, the horrible obnoxious cunt we all know and love to hate.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Any bets that the friend trying to lose weight are Rafe and Hannah?

I find it sad that Eric and Rickie don't seem to have other friends. On your birthday, wouldn't you want to celebrate with a few more people than just your husband and roommates? Just your husband, fine, but with the beans there, maybe have others over too.

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It’s truly amazing how large she is in comparison to everyone else. With the cat ears, it makes her look even more infantile. On a side note, Rickie looks miserable being in the presence of the screeching beanbag.

He did work before this too, which probably lowered his tolerance for the 540 elbee toddler.

 

[Malibougie]

Ok, so she was 541, “Gaines and then lost 4lbs”, but she is 542? She didn’t lose, she gained a pound? Am I getting this right or am I :autism::autism:?

 

[Twinkie]

Four pounds? She could lose four pounds by not eating for six hours

This is like a really deflated, womp-womp version of the scenario people keep hoping to see from her: She goes away/doesn't talk weight loss for weeks then BAM she lost 20 pounds! wow !

e: I don't watch Eric's vlogs but has he ever shown the fags' bedroom? Does it look like a fifth grader lives there, does it look like Amber's room? I'm just wondering if they (particularly Rickie, since these are his gifts) are into that same, uh, style of decor.

Just because you like something doesn't mean you need to plaster your walls with it and have merch everywhere. Becky and Amber seem to be rivaling Hot Topic in the amount of licensed merchandise on display. I hope Rickie actually likes that shit, otherwise they're putting him in an awkward position because he's kind of forced to hang all that crap on the walls now

 

[Very Honest Content]

Rickie passes for a normie once he gets rid of the Grizzly Adams attempt at a beard.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

Ok, so she was 541, “Gaines and then lost 4lbs”, but she is 542? She didn’t lose, she gained a pound? Am I getting this right or am I :autism::autism:?

That drama centered around her being 540 (341 to go plus the 199 goal weight she has consistently stated). The timeline gets messy when she's behind on videos. This 4 lb loss is from Rickie's birthday, which 9/26ish based on Eric's IG post. The 540 thing was earlier than this, I believe. She's really trying to say she's 538 lbs but without any proof of a scale shot.

At any rate, I think gorl needs to stop weighing herself period. Not even weekly weigh ins. This is probably an unpopular opinion (because I do enjoy her weight gain journey too) but if she's going to succeed long term, she needs to stop seeing a loss and celebrating.

 

[Strong Tomato]

There must be at least 5 minutes of useless fucking footage that she should have edited out. No one wants to hear your conversations with everyone. She just stops in the middle of talking to ask Eric questions, like wtf? No one wants to see a close up of your fucking fat rolls and boobs. "I edit my videos" MY ASS

 

[Dovahshit]

That drama centered around her being 540 (341 to go plus the 199 goal weight she has consistently stated). The timeline gets messy when she's behind on videos. This 4 lb loss is from Rickie's birthday, which 9/26ish based on Eric's IG post. The 540 thing was earlier than this, I believe. She's really trying to say she's 538 lbs but without any proof of a scale shot.

At any rate, I think gorl needs to stop weighing herself period. Not even weekly weigh ins. This is probably an unpopular opinion (because I do enjoy her weight gain journey too) but if she's going to succeed long term, she needs to stop seeing a loss and celebrating.

what amber doesnt get is thay when she goes to the toilet, that its also a 4 lb loss

 

[Twinkie]

The weight gain didn't come from celebrating, though. She gained a shitload then lost a few (allegedly). It's not that hard to tell yourself that you do not reward yourself with food, period. Make your reward something else. Surely, that has to be an easier thing for her than losing the weight in the first place? She can do it, she can manage a non-food reward. But is she gonna?

Besides, she can't keep her story straight. Gorl, did you gain weight because you were celebrating or because the big bad binge monster got you and took you to your dark place?

 

[Xenomorph]

Wasn't Ricky's Birthday 4 weeks ago?

Shes over 550 now.