Weekly Stream Weekly Stream #3 - The Sims 3 with Jack Stryker

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Annnnnd we're on the intermission. For him, it's a lunch break with his mom or she gets Very Angry. For us, it's a beer break.

Holy mother goddess on a pear tree, this has been a golden stream so far. Jace can't control his life, even in Sims 3, even with a boatload of cheats. He prefers to build homes so super-secure even the fire department can't get in them. I'll stay tuned. Maybe we'll see Soap the Wolf's new girlfriend wolf! You'll stay tuned for awesome shit like that!
 
I do hope someone is getting a capture of this. This has been one for the archives.
 
Time to open another can of beer, it's been pretty good so far.
We tricked him into thinking that his maid was an interpol spy that they hacked into the game, Jace burned down his entire house, Jace read the Qur'an while he went afk to go to the toilet and he blew himself up while destroying the Gamerfood's "troll servers". Plus that massive rant about how his life is shit at the end.
 
Ooo! Jace just said in chat he's not going to going to try contacting Steam to get his shit back because he found out that if he gave out his password shit's already gone to hell. Cool. MYSTERY SOLVED

And we're back! Ted obviously looks as realistic in The Sims as is humanly possible.
 
I don't know what this is, but it's supposed to annoy me - right?
 
I can't wait to watch this shit when I get home ha ha ha
 
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"That's to you, Hunger My-Toes. *tips fedora*" - Parkourdude91
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Última edición:
*Whiny voice* I DECIDE WHO IS DA GAMER! I DECIDE WHO IS DA GAMER! I AM!
 
Recap:

Jace began killing more Gamerfood while unemployed.
He's showing off his mansion which he is very proud of.
Meryl, the wife, acts depressed or something.
He throws a cheese sandwich in the oven and goes up to console his wife.
The kitchen catches fire. Because of his mods, the fire spreads like crazy.
The mansion becomes uninhabitable.

Jace continues to kill gamerfood while the house is ablaze, hoping the fire department will put out the blaze.
Maryl, and Soap da woof, become homeless.
As Jace is killing Gamerfood, Soap da Woof crosses a river in his boat. There's nothing to add. Soap the wolf is fucking awesome.
Gamerfood's house catches on fire too.

Jace moves in with John Cena.
Cena begins to hit on Jace and Meryl.
Jace wakes up in bed with Cena and protests that it wasn't gay.
Jace leaves Cena's house to kill Ted and destroys their bitcoin mining operation.
Cena continues to flirt with Meryl and insults Jace by laughing at him. Jace challenges him to a fight.
Cena wins.
Insulted, Jace leaves Cena's home and builds a shack with Meryl and Soap with her puppies.

The shack is bought by selling all of his weed and guns.
Among the bare essentials, he buys an Xbox and flatscreen.
Meryl becomes miserable and he forces her to get a part-time job while he proves no income with Stryker.
After an hour of freaking out at 4chan's presence, he stabs random people and is arrested.
He has a breakdown.
After getting out of jail he impregnates Meryl.
He stabs random people in the City Hall. After a triple homocide, he's arrested again.
Meryl goes into labor.
The baby is born inside the shack which is for some reason on fire.
Jace sobs and ends the stream.
 
Ok I've never played any of the Sims games in my life. I have no idea how they work so if my question sounds dumb please don't hate me. Was someone sneaking into his sever and lighting his homes on fire or do fires just happen sometimes like in Simcity?
 
I think Meryl was starving and cooked the baby to eat and that's what caused the fire. That or Meryl couldn't stand being the mother of Stryker's bastard mutant and set the house on fire to commit suicide.
 
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