Villains that you consider Sexy - Sometimes the dark-side is hot AF

(It’s my favorite Final Fantasy. Please have patience, I’m retarded.)
My favorite Final Fantasy is X, so I’m hardly in a position to shit on VIII fans. Even worse melodrama and hairstyles!

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Mai waif! Hahah... She won't let me waste away from gaming and gamba, doods.
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Meredith Stout from Cyberpunk.
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But is she really a villain, or just a tsundere? First she holds you at gunpoint and accuses you of blackmail, then she's giving you a Stuxnet credit card to use on those Maelstrom faggots and rewarding you with a one-night stand.
 
Teresa Giudice on RHONJ!

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I'm an early '90s kid so I have a weakness for big hair and big ass eyebrows.

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As time went on she morphed into that lobster man from Powerpuff girls.

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She’s been the centerpiece since 2009. Everything revolves around her family, her asshole siblings, and her prison stint. They actually made a spin‑off about it: Teresa Checks In. They knew people would tune in just to see her going to jail.

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Teresa, a.k.a. "Tre" a.k.a. "Namaste Teresa" (referencing her love of yoga and fake-ass kindness) is very fun to imitate but probably deserving of a restraining order, as most Italians are.

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Teresa and her husband, Juicy Joe, were moonlighting as two-bit slum lords, the judge said they would have skated by on probation if they hadn’t been such greedy pigs trying to bullshit the court and hide all their assets. They got caught because they’re too stupid to be criminals.

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Meredith Stout from Cyberpunk.
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But is she really a villain, or just a tsundere? First she holds you at gunpoint and accuses you of blackmail, then she's giving you a Stuxnet credit card to use on those Maelstrom faggots and rewarding you with a one-night stand.
She looks like a tranny, so a one-night stand would definitely be more punishment than reward.
 
Does Veronica from Better Off Ted count as a villain? Like all female villains, she is eventually redeemed, but she also is a sociopath who lie detectors literally do not work on because she has no subconscious guilt. And she has zero compunction about creating genetically engineered lifeforms which may destroy all life on the planet.

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Honestly, I found her very relatable:



Definitely sexy. But may kill after mating.
 
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Lucifer from 46 Okunen Monogatari ~The Shinka Ron (4.6 Billion Year Story: The Theory of Evolution in Japanese)

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This is one of those RPGs that's also maybe a prequel which nobody outside Japan has ever heard of.

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The original was a turn-based RPG which only came out in Japan. Then years later they made EVO: The Search for Eden, which is an action RPG and also kind of a reimagining of the first game.

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The premise is you're Gaia's intern. You're doing errands for the Earth. So then halfway through the game you meet Lucifer. She's an insanely hot demon (that's every Japanese game), and the game reveals every bad thing in Earth's history was her fault. At one point she literally drops a meteor on the dinosaurs.

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It feels like discovering the New Testament is actually a sequel to a manga.

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Then you finally fight her and she's this horrifying face-melting boss.

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Then phase two starts and she turns into a giant flying spider.
 
TRISH FROM PSX PERSONA!

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There is a character in the old Persona games named Trish. She’s this fairy bitch who runs healing fountains in the dungeon for forty thousand Yen a pop. She got kicked out of fairy land because she was too greedy.

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She’s basically shaking you down in a video game.:stress:

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She shows up in Persona as Tinkerbell, then in Innocent Sin she looks like a slutty Paramedic who is charging you more than an actual hospital. Then in Eternal Punishment they let her run the only item shop in the extra dungeon, too, so now she’s price-gouging you on consumables!

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The optimal way to play these games is just to never pay Trish and treat your own wounds like a man.

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MARLENA POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL!

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Days of our Lives had this storyline where Marlena gets possessed by the Devil. Really riding on the wave of the hit movie The Exorcist...in 1994.

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Stefano drugs her in her sleep for like six months trying to make her his sex slave, her brain breaks, Satan moves in, and then she starts dropping chandeliers on Bo at his wedding and painting pentagrams on Kristen's tits. PENTAGRAMS ON PEOPLES' TITS? What the HELL kind of demonic possession is this?!

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Ex-special forces guy John Black becomes a priest for an hour so he can do the exorcism.

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The exorcism is like three episodes long. They were supposed to end it by Christmas and it went to Easter because the ratings were so good. Satan was carrying the show.

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