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Villains that you consider Sexy - Sometimes the dark-side is hot AF
Graham's just visiting an island and these bird bitches yoink him off the beach and drag him to their nest.
The immediately start belittling Graham like he's a piece of roadkill they found. "Ugh he's too old, he's too leathery"
Then one of them turns and says, "you've eaten enough sailors already you fat bitch", like they're in a scene from Heathers or something.
This happened in Breath of Fire II, didn't it? It's harpies again and they just start hitting each other while arguing over who gets to eat Ryu. "no you already had the last one you fat bird cunt!" So was this a common theme in the Aeneid? Do they argue over their food until their prey escapes every single time?
Anyway, one of the harpies is voiced by Roberta Williams doing a squeaky voiced Judge Doom impression. Meanwhile the whole time I'm staring at these blue tits covered by their own hair and an implied bush situation. It's 1990. Most girls in games were still just two pixels and a finger. This was like the Sistine Chapel of early 90s gooning.
ICEBELLA, THE ICE QUEEN.
She's in this giant spiky castle up in the mountains which looks like Superman's Fortress. You have to put on a cloak or you freeze to death and there's a timer before her wolves come out and eat you. If play the harp, it melts her icy tsundere heart, and she tells you to go deal with the yeti in the cave.
The only way to not die is to throw this Three Stooges pie at the yeti that you've been carrying since the second screen of the beginning of game.
Like four hours ago.
You just have this pie in your inventory the whole time for no reason and if you ate it or skipped it earlier you're fucked. Sierra was running a scam.
As far as cartoon vamps go I honestly like her better than Jessica Rabbit, probably in large part because her design is minimalist. It's like some idol a caveman would have made if he was a better carver.
She's a high-class whore who will stub her cigarette out on your balls. In the game, the characters are more racially ambiguous. (Yeah I know, Miss Scarlett was a Chinese opium den lady.) In the movie it's a bunch of Jewish comics and Christopher Lloyd.
Warren spent her early career playing these big-eyed, brainless bimbos. In Clue she is the single most arch, hammy, sarcastic cunt. She’s just doing commentary on the script the whole time.
Frank Horrigan, seriously? I don't find none of those really sexy but i really like listening to Dean Domino talking: Get up without my permission, I'll blast your ass so far through your head, it'll turn the moon cherry pie red lives rent free in my head, i love his accent
She's a high-class whore who will stub her cigarette out on your balls. In the game, the characters are more racially ambiguous. (Yeah I know, Miss Scarlett was a Chinese opium den lady.) In the movie it's a bunch of Jewish comics and Christopher Lloyd.
Warren spent her early career playing these big-eyed, brainless bimbos. In Clue she is the single most arch, hammy, sarcastic cunt. She’s just doing commentary on the script the whole time.
The British one with the horse. She was waiting tables in Santa Monica when producer Matt Climber saw her. Congratulations, you’re now a vain aristocrat from Coventry. Here’s a white horse named General. You have a fat ass, your finisher is the Buckingham Bounce.
She wore a flesh-colored leotard which reads as a flower bikini on those old CRT TVs.
For the Buckingham Bounce, she kicks her opponent in the twat and sends her flying into the turnbuckle. Godiva sprints over and mounts her, blocking the ref's view so she freely rake the eyes and choke the bitch while the referee is doing the “her cheeks are obstructing justice" dance.
