📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Pronoun Party]

a cane-wielding crossdresser is such an eyesore that even random women find his visage so appalling that they flee from him in abject terror.

What the fuck is wrong with the corners of his mouth? It's like someone grafted a 90-year-old's face to those specific spots.

 

[Miss Anthropy]

What the fuck is wrong with the corners of his mouth?

His teeth wanted to flee too

 

[Dolly Brooks]

lol, she has the patience of a saint at her job.

Right? All this guy did was record her being dead inside professional as fuck. She’s
fixating on the negative comments when most are respectful. I guess that’s human nature though.

Can’t believe this guy made me feel bad for a pooner. She works at Dollar Tree, she’s suffering enough.

Spoiler: lol

Edit: These are the meanest ones I can find but they’re still supportive so.

 

[Procopius]

Oh shit, I think I found it! And apparently the mean, twansphobic comments are literally just calling her a woman, just stating facts, not even mocking her.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaTSkR9q_40

Here's a local copy. It's one of the unfunniest pranks I've ever seen.

1:46

 

[Muffy Covington]

Yes what makes me laugh is “I pass 90% of the time”. Or “I pass more often than not.”

That means you pass 0% of the time. People just don’t want an awkward interaction so they try to not to broach the subject.

Edit:
Showed the pooner prank video to my husband and he didn’t even realize it was a pooner. He just thought it was a lady. Very dainty, girly mannerisms.

They’re an entire, childish mess. None of them pass.

And she just looks like a woman with untreated PCOS.

Here's local copy. It's one of the unfunniest pranks I've ever seen.
Pooner.mp4

Thank you! I didn’t know how to do that.

 

[funwithshemales69]

Im convinced troon desires for having children is a fetishistic psyop cause if you know women, especially so called feminists, they really really hate children. Theyd yeet that fetus into a dumpster once they fuck it with their mandicks and rubbing it on their saggy chests.

Edit: was it something I said?

 

[poggers]

Im convinced troon desires for having children is a fetishistic psyop cause if you know women, especially so called feminists, they really really hate children. Theyd yeet that fetus into a dumpster once they fuck it with their mandicks and rubbing it on their saggy chests.

"if you know women..." ooh tell me more. Women sound fascinating

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Holy fucking shit I'd rather be called a slur, id rather be treated like a gay man or something, anything but this shit

"I may be a tranny but at least I'm not a faggot".

AGPs are erasing the goodwill that existed towards LGB and they don't give a fuck.

Like im more angry than sad at this point the sheer fucking disrespect is so frustrating
You cannot hate trans people/disabled people/people with tattoos SO MUCH that you feel a similar visceral reaction to seeing an aggressive stray animal, like you cannot hate me that much when you dont know me that is genuinely deranged.

Who the fuck hates you? She's scared of you and grossed out by you. That isn't hate.

 

[funwithshemales69]

"if you know women..." ooh tell me more. Women sound fascinating

Idk man, personal life experiences. Could be different for different people.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

A customer recorded themselves pulling a prank on me at my job and posted it online.

Oh no! Anyways,

People are recognizing me at work (that's how I keep finding out about the videos) and while some of the comments are supportive of me or bashing the guy recording, there is a LOT of mean and transphobic garbage being spewed there.

This is a pooner, right? Nothing could possibly be more manly than complaining about internet words, either pro or com.

People have recommended I go to HR.

I stand corrected.

I reported the video on insta but it doesn't violate their community guidelines apparently.

And again.

 

[sunky]

Thank you! I didn’t know how to do that.

https://fastdl.app/en3
Fastdl is a good Instagram downloader.

Just googling "download instagram posts/videos" should give you a good variety of websites you can use on the first page.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

As an actual Injun, stop appropriating native culture. Just kidding, I never yet met an Injun who bought into this bullshit. There were once a lot of tribes in America, for one thing, and very few of them thought of the continent as "Turtle Island". For one thing, nobody was aware America was surrounded on all sides by seas. Most just called it a variation of "The Land", sometimes subdivided further into "This Land Over Here" and "That Land Over There" (usually where the assholes live).

 

[Core i7-3770K]

Im convinced troon desires for having children is a fetishistic psyop cause if you know women, especially so called feminists, they really really hate children. Theyd yeet that fetus into a dumpster once they fuck it with their mandicks and rubbing it on their saggy chests.

You speak like you plan to go to an hourly motel and live out your username this weekend

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Like im more angry than sad at this point the sheer fucking disrespect is so frustrating
You cannot hate trans people/disabled people/people with tattoos SO MUCH that you feel a similar visceral reaction to seeing an aggressive stray animal, like you cannot hate me that much when you dont know me that is genuinely deranged.

They don't like you any more when they do know you.

 

[Stan]

Pooner underwear fashion choices?

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Underwear for an eight year old boy, but with space for an adult sized prosthesis?
I wonder how old she is?

Lots of friendly comments about underwear, but none that provide the information she seeks.
Just for giggles did a DDG search on "spider man packing boxers". Literally nothing.

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What’s the difference between a “packing boxer” and just normal boxers?
Big Trans Market Segmentation strikes again, this is same as “trans tape” which is just “ace tape + branding”

It's wild to me, because so many of them seemed completely fine before transitioning. Noelle Stevenson was a successful author, artist and showrunner, now she's a shut-in with bipolar. Men go from being working fathers to cowering because someone called them sir. I encountered a troon recently, a man in his forties, who was frightened of a package addressed to his old name, but surely seeing his name never caused him distress for the first 40 years of his life? Trooning adds so much psychological stress to a person's life.

Yeah the amount of incurred psychological worsening trooning out causes is totally ignored by modern psychology but… seriously. If a patient lost this level of functioning for any other reason and went from “employed and in a stable relationship with normal friendships” to “unstably housed in a roommate situation ship, compulsively masturbates, never leaves the house, worried about all kinds of things they didn’t used to be worried about, and inordinately distressed about packages arriving not addressed to their preferred name” … a psychiatrist would call that “deterioration” not “transition”.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Here's a local copy. It's one of the unfunniest pranks I've ever seen.
Pooner.mp4

Extremely feminine behavior from the pooner. Just tell the retard to stop wasting your time, and pay with a valid method or start walking. Doesn't seem like a "man in a woman's body" to me.

They don't like you any more when they do know you.

Hate?

I usually don't hate troons. They disgust me physically, and socially because their behavior is usually fucking alien. Its the same uneasy feeling when I see a maggots in a dumpster when taking out the trash.

Though that hate is growing pretty quick, with all the pedophiles and retarded rhetoric.

Troons are in danger of being abandoned by every group in society, even the fags at this point. They have no one to blame but themselves.

 

[Catpain Blackudder]

LOL, LMAO even,
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lmao that's Keir fucking Starmer right there

 

[Sean Andalou]

Passing is a binary state (lol)

Reminder:

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Yeah the amount of incurred psychological worsening trooning out causes is totally ignored by modern psychology but… seriously. If a patient lost this level of functioning for any other reason and went from “employed and in a stable relationship with normal friendships” to “unstably housed in a roommate situation ship, compulsively masturbates, never leaves the house, worried about all kinds of things they didn’t used to be worried about, and inordinately distressed about packages arriving not addressed to their preferred name” … a psychiatrist would call that “deterioration” not “transition”.

Shows once again how the medical profession has been corrupted by politics.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Extremely feminine behavior from the pooner. Just tell the retard to stop wasting your time, and pay with a valid method or start walking. Doesn't seem like a "man in a woman's body" to me.

You're not wrong, but a normal young girl could just laugh at the guy and he would get embarrassed and leave or start joking around with her. An old woman would just scream at him. A ghetto black woman would REALLY scream at him. Women who didn't give themselves pube beards on purpose don't act ashamed of their own existence when having a banal interaction with a retarded stranger.

Also, what terrible customer service to let this guy do his stupid tiktok video while real customers are waiting in line and the other cashier is actually working lmao. You can literally see the other cashier take multiple customers in the background while the pooner blankly stares into an obvious camera and lets the dude swipe fast food gift cards for five minutes.

 

[Pattern Juggler]

r/transmanlifehacks is a nightmare.

Just the way these pooners stand is so not male. Reminds me of this.