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Going viral. :cool:

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A customer recorded themselves pulling a prank on me at my job and posted it online. Between insta and tiktok it has millions of views and thousands of comments, and isn't slowing down. People are recognizing me at work (that's how I keep finding out about the videos) and while some of the comments are supportive of me or bashing the guy recording, there is a LOT of mean and transphobic garbage being spewed there.

People have recommended I go to HR. I reported the video on insta but it doesn't violate their community guidelines apparently. I don't want to attract any unnecessary attention to myself, but I've been waiting for this to blow over and it still hasn't. I just want all of this to go away. Any advice is appreciated.
Can anyone here figure out who and post the video? :christine:
 
It's Hump Day, so any Kiwis in need of a mid-week pick-me-up to get you through to the weekend, I hope that this compilation serves you well.

An Italian tranny is accosted by belligerent drunkards during a vulnerable moment of vanity on the subway. Now I don't speak a lick of spaghetti slang so I don't know what term OP is referring to here, but it does make me realize that in spite of division through land and language, the human race is united by the fact that everybody has their own way of insulting trannies. Truly, it's just as the Strepsirrhini scholar Zoboomafoo once said: "Though we've all got different names, we're really all the same."
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i was hatecrimed today and im reevaluating everything about myself...

i thought i passed. i've been gendered female for more than a year by now, its almost a year that im pratically girlmoding everyday, i even thought i was stealth to some people.
but maybe i just need to reevaluate everything about how im perceived...
it happened today like 3 hours ago, i was taking the subway and those two guys near me were shouting and insulting each other by some time (they were definetly drunk).i started checking my hair with my camera like i obsessively do and of them just said "dont waste time on you fixing your hair that you're ugly as hell" i was shocked and they laughed, then they shut up for a bit and of them just screamed "oh...even worse...thats a TRANNY" (i dont live in an english spoken country so the word that was used is precisely a male gendered slur that just describes a masculine man trying hard to dress like a woman, basically a giga-hon but used by every normie-transphobe in my country) then they started laughing without even looking at me and they stopped at the next station.
i just couldnt control myself from crying the whole ride home and im so scared now thats just how everyone perceives me, they gender me female cause of how i present myself but everyone really knows im a fucking ugly tranny...
im also scared of girlmoding now and i dont wanna see anyone im "stealth" with.

im scared that tomorrow my dysphoria will be worse that it has ever been since a long time.
i've never felt like this before, and i dont wanna live like this...
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Right as a FTM prepares to embark on her gender journey, she's stopped in her tracks by a sensible cousin who tries to meet her halfway without compromising her own principles: "I will always love you despite our differences in beliefs," writes the cousin, which is completely at odds with OP's desire to present as a proper Peter Pan instead of recognized as the Wendy she'll always be. But even though her cousin was loving and amicable in reply, her assertion of boundaries is enough to strike the fear of God into OP's heart as she now worries that the rest of her family will follow the cousin's lead and refuse to play along with her folly.
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My favourite cousin said it’s going against her boundaries to use he/him for me

I handwrote coming out letters to my entire extended family because I plan on starting T soon. This cousin has recently moved out and is in her own apartment now and I don’t have an address, so I texted her individually. She said she’ll be happy to use my name but it’s crossing one of her personal boundaries to use he/him for me. I asked if she could explain why, and she said : “Of course! I just personally don't believe that you can be a male if you were born a female, but I still want to be respectful and want you to know I will always love you despite our differences in beliefs! I want to figure out a way to be respectful towards you without pushing my beliefs to the side if that makes sense!”
Maybe im overreacting but it sounds like transphobia. My pronouns arent negotiable.
The letters havent been picked up by the mailman yet but im seriously starting to regret sending them if this is how my whole family is going to react. I feel lost and ashamed and anxious now, and im starting to get anxious about how my T appointment is going to go and if my parents will be upset at me for setting one up. Am I overreacting ? How do I even reply? I doubt she will listen to the scientific explanation of gender ≠ sex and it’s making me upset that she’s (probably unknowingly) being transphobic but in a supportive tone. If my own family can’t accept and respect me then idk what to even do
Though she's grown enough to live on her own, a TiF lands herself in hot water when her mother gets stabbed by a random needle sticking out from her garbage bag - which Mama OP presumes was stolen from OP's father, who takes testosterone injections himself. Even OP admits that her parents consider her so retarded that she's not permitted to leave the house unattended, yet she still believes that she's successfully tricked them when she pretends she stole the needle only out of "curiosity"; however, despite her confidence in her brilliant deception, OP panics at the possibility they may realize she's a pooner, which would be a humiliation so great she would rather die than face the consequences of her actions. Why does living one's truth involve so many lies all the time?
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my mom just found a syringe in my garbage

> my mom asks for my garbage
> i give it to her
> i accidentally tie the bag to contain lots of air
> while my mom was trying to squeeze the air, something stabbed her
> she pulls it out, revealing my used syringe

> my mom thought I stole it from her room but ofc my dad had to be there right when it happened so he had to also say it looks identical to the syringes he uses for his testosterone
> i immediately lied, saying i didnt inject anything and stole only one syringe out of curosity of observing it and didnt do anything else with it
> they believe me since they think im mentally retarded
I swear to god if my parents find out that im taking t or that im a tranny im actually going to kill myself.

I just want to clarify this just in case: if I randomly disappear from here for suspiciously long time without making a post on my profile explaining why I disappeared, my parents most likely found out I've been transitioning and consificated my electronics because they believe the internet "turns you trans". And yes even as an adult they are still willing to do this. My mom has always been severely strict to the point she never allowed me outside alone even as an adult in fear I would get raped and killed. I haven't been able to get most of the freedom other people my age get mainly because of how strict she is and will continue to be so as long as I live under her roof.
If they were to find out im trans and consificated my vial and/or binder, i most likely also either commited suicide or ran away and became homeless.

I know I need to move out as soon as possible but I cant at the very moment. But I need to make this post in case they decide to look through my phone or find my testosterone in my bathroom. Because of this, Ive decided to change its hiding spot as well as skip a week of taking it since bringing it to the stupid vacation I am being forced to go on is extremely risky. I will continue taking it when I finally come back home.
Last time we saw rowdy Russian retard Shitonthestick, it was back in March when he was getting into fist fights with men because he believed himself to be more attractive than their girlfriends. Well, he's back, and now he's recounting a sorry tale in which he was sexually assaulted - but rather than getting any sympathy from his fellow girliepops, they all think OP is a retard for getting into a random dude's car for what was obviously an invitation for casual sex and then being shocked that the guy wanted some crossdresser cummies. Since our boy over here seems invested in painting a picture of himself as an irresistible siren, I thought it'd be funny to give you guys a glimpse at this Moscow mule so you can see the kind of donkey that gets these Russians crushin', so have a selfie of OP as a treat.
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I got SA’ed but it’s ok cause I’m not cis

Long story short my “friends” left me stranded at nail shop cause my nails were taking too long and some random guy in a new luxury truck offered me a ride home - I know it was dumb asl to get in there but I was drunk and overconfident.
(Graphic nsfw) Long story short he pulled into some random neighbourhood and started rubbing on me and wouldn’t let me out the car, then got to sucking my “private part “, kinda forced me to start playing with his stick and tried to enter me from behind and I broke free and jumped out of his car.
My mom said - “it’s my fault for wearing female clothes, that I’m supposed to be protecting instead of needing protection, and technically I deserve it.”
My “friend” assumed that I liked it cause - “I just got my dick sucked “, but decided to uninvite me to hangout that day.
Other “friend” didn’t even gave me a hug just said - “you wanted to be a woman right?”

The only person who made sure I was ok was another trans woman, she was super supportive, while all my cis peers took it as a joke or whatever.
So we were talking about it and it’s crazy how nobody takes it seriously whenever it happens to a Trans person.
Edit: for people asking “how you got drunk in nail shop?” - you just bring your own drink, I was drinking cut water (which comes in a can) so technically it looks like you’re drinking soda.
Edit 2: yeah fuck them “friends” but it did took me by shock cause I did expect at least some sympathy or whatever just to find out they not your friend
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As she struggles against the wildfire of lust that ravages her body, a FTM has come to a solution she finds hideously embarrassing: she bought herself a sex doll to perfect her stroke game. Seeing as her hypersexuality got her STDs multiple times, it's probably better for OP to grind herself against some sanitized silicone instead of germinating the next pandemic in her radioactive crotch; nevertheless, I still can't help but find the mental image of a Keebler elf impotently humping away at an oversized Barbie the dictionary definition of "tragicomedy."
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I’ve ranked up as a Class A Gooner

I (ftm 24) have been on T for about 4-5 years. I pass consistently and maintain a healthy social life… but behind closed doors I’ve been struggling with a porn/sex addiction.
I’ve been addicted to sex since before I transitioned, I used intimacy to cope with the lack of autonomy. T then explodes your sex drive and for a while I was obsessed with hookups. I quickly made fwb after running into a couple STIs and treating them, but I told myself I need to stop doing this to myself because I don’t want my life to be dictated by sex.
I’ve been trying to go 90 days straight without being sexually active with someone else. I was doing good but lapsed. When I get in a mood I will keep going until I literally can’t because of the time.
I’ve been wanting to move more towards becoming a top, but I don’t have the most confidence in using a strap. I’ve bought three different types and realistic prosthetics but at the end of the day they are just tools for someone else’s pleasure and useless when no one’s around for it.

Then I had an idea
What is I got a sex doll to practice on?
At first I was looking for the 60cm types so it would be portable and visual, but I ended up with a 130cm model I found for $200. I’ve spent more on sex toys before and had the space in my account…
It just came in the mail, and well, I love it. And now I’m ashamed of it. I’ve reached a new level of being a creep.
But at the same time, I stopped having access to feminity the moment I started passing, and this doll is big enough to practice makeup on and dress up….
Not to say I’m owed feminity or that I feel like womanhood is an object.
WOW. That just makes me worse of a creep.
But having the full body there to practice positions test out hybrid toy sets is peak, maybe even some rope ties.
Idk, I haven’t told a soul and I don’t think I will after this post. I just wanted to share my experience because I haven’t fully processed what I may have gotten myself into.
I’ll probably throw it away when I get close to having a girlfriend. I just don’t have what it takes to be in a relationship right now and am trying to build confidence in my own sexual nature.
Troons 'n' poons often crave explosive reactions in order to justify their self-victimization, so it's always a laugh when their detonations end not with a bang, but a whimper - as is the case of this young TiF on the cusp of adulthood who gets a disappointingly neutral response upon announcing her impending poonacy. Rather than get the soap opera shitshow she'd gunned for, OP is simply told not to use the family's insurance; such apathy leaves OP feeling unmoored, whining to her fellow doodz that her parents' devastating dispassion is somehow more painful than if they'd beaten her senseless. Sticks and stones may break your bones, but nothing hurts worse than a denied opportunity at rebellion, I suppose.
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My parents aren’t kicking me off of their insurance plan, but they won’t let my insurance cover HRT

I’m just really disappointed and unbelievably sad right now.
I’ve been out for around 5 years, 6 by the time my 18th birthday rolls around, and I’ve been trying so hard to just make them believe me on this. I was fully ready to show them the clinic I had picked out and all the effects I knew of and how I was prepared, and I didn’t even get to say all of that because it was just shut down immediately.
My (cis) dad takes T because he’s deficient, and part of me thought we could connect over it even a little bit
because he’s so focused on my younger siblings because 2 of them can’t drive and the other is playing in so many sports games that he’s almost constantly involved with it somehow. I’ve always been the intelligent, mature, artsy kid, and now I just feel like I disappointed my dad.
I easily have ways to get cost reductions on appointments and T itself, but it’s just the climatic buildup of finally having this conversation just for it to end with nothing that’s messing me up. My mom didn’t even have any kind of care or emotion in her voice when she told me. She didn’t even sound angry at me for asking.
I know it could be way worse, but I feel like I could feel less hurt if it just ended up more aggressively bad.
A man's wife keeps outing him as a troon in public, which OP finds to be a recurring problem as he's somehow under the impression that his disguise as a dickless dame is otherwise utterly flawless. One must always be skeptical of any Redditroon claiming to be a successful skinwalker, so I scrounged up some photos of the entity we're talking about so you can judge for yourselves if you'd be able to single him out as an imposter among the ladies of Tacoma, WA.
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My wife keeps outing me as trans in social situations when I am passing and I am at a loss of what to do about it

Mostly the title. I'm a trans woman that mostly passes. But to give an example, today we are at a wedding and having a wonderful time. We are seated at a table with a bunch of other really cool interesting folks and at some point during the conversation she just randomly brings up that I'm trans. I can see the vibe chance instantly. That's kind of thing is happening plenty of other social situations and even though we live in an extremely accepting City I can see that folks are taking it back often times, or even if they don't show it I can tell that they are treating me differently in subtle ways.
You're probably going to say it's not a big deal or that I should just own it but the thing is is it's my information to give out. I suppose the other comments are probably going to say something along the lines of talk to your wife and I want to assure Reddit that I have done so dozens of times. When I ask her why she does this she says that it was a mistake and that she didn't mean to bring it up, but it keeps happening repeatedly. I am 11 years to my transition and it's happened more times than I can count. It really brings me down every time and is affects my self-esteem quite a bit. We've been together for 20 years so the Reddit go to advice about breaking up it feels extreme and I certainly don't want to lose her, other than this we have a pretty good relationship overall.
I'm just wondering what other folks have done about this and what advice trans folks especially those that are quite deep into their transitions and in long term partnerships have regarding the situation. I appreciate everyone's help, thank you
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Lastly, while at the supermarket, a cane-wielding crossdresser is such an eyesore that even random women find his visage so appalling that they flee from him in abject terror. The part where OP mentions his tattoos made me wonder exactly how much ink we were talking about here, so imagine my surprise when I find his picture and he has fucking forehead tattoos! Between that and the tell-tale softness of a face that lacks teeth, I'm not surprised billy goats aren't eager to cross over this troll's bridge if they don't have to.
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>Oh boy time to go on a small grocery trip!

>Woman in the aisle im in sees me
>immediately looks like she's seen a rabid dog
>when I go to walk to the other side of the aisle she waits for me to be in a spot with the largest possible clearance for her to walk by (keep in mind this is a large aisle, there was no need to do this), then scurries past me like you would a stray animal

>I'm walking with my cane and carrying all of my items in one hand, and drop a few
>She very reluctantly picks one item up, puts it on the shelf near me, says nothing and makes no eye contact, then rushes away
Holy fucking shit I'd rather be called a slur, id rather be treated like a gay man or something, anything but this shit
Like im more angry than sad at this point the sheer fucking disrespect is so frustrating
You cannot hate trans people/disabled people/people with tattoos SO MUCH that you feel a similar visceral reaction to seeing an aggressive stray animal,
like you cannot hate me that much when you dont know me that is genuinely deranged.
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The public thinks you're a bearded lady because that is what you are. I'm sorry your therapist, friends, and doctors lied to you.
The other pooners in that thread just aren't comprehending. They're insisting it must be her voice because "visually you pass" except wait, the pooner gets "she/her'd" before ever speaking.

Other L's

"Same. I’ve been on t for a decade and still get she/her’ed in spite of a beard."

I dunno it's just very obvious from the female eyes, body shape and size, and girly mannerisms all pooners have.

spaghetti slang
I was also curious. AI tells me:

"Based on the context and description of the slur—specifically a male-gendered insult used by transphobes to describe a trans woman or a "man trying to dress like a woman"—the Italian word being referred to is likely viado (or its plural, viados / viadi).

While the word originally comes from Portuguese (where it simply means "faggot"), in Italian colloquial speech and transphobic slang, viado is specifically used to pejoratively describe trans women (often with the derogatory, objectifying assumption of them being sex workers or highly "clockable" and masculine).

Another highly common Italian term that fits this exact, highly offensive, male-gendered framing is travone (the derogatory masculine intensification of travestito, meaning "huge/ugly transvestite")."

Travone, eh? Has a nice ring to it.
 
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they all think OP is a retard for getting into a random dude's car
Guy who is obviously a mess even without the troonage, who gets wasted during hours-long nail salon appointments, who is such a wreck that his friends are clearly all exasperated and trying to ditch him when they have the chance. And remember, this is his version, so it's probably way worse.
The most deranged individual involved, however?
....is the guy picking up trashed tranny tail at the nail salon. BRUH.
 
The other pooners in that thread just aren't comprehending.
I know trans is inherently illogical and these people have untreated mental illnesses, but wouldn't getting called "ma'am" or "her" be proof that you don't pass? That entire subreddit is just very young women saying "I pass BUT". There's no "but". Passing is a binary state (lol), you either do or you don't.
 
I know trans is inherently illogical and these people have untreated mental illnesses, but wouldn't getting called "ma'am" or "her" be proof that you don't pass? That entire subreddit is just very young women saying "I pass BUT". There's no "but". Passing is a binary state (lol), you either do or you don't.
Yes what makes me laugh is “I pass 90% of the time”. Or “I pass more often than not.”

That means you pass 0% of the time. People just don’t want an awkward interaction so they try to not to broach the subject.

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Showed the pooner prank video to my husband and he didn’t even realize it was a pooner. He just thought it was a lady. Very dainty, girly mannerisms and affect.
 
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